The Peri-DOPE

Dec 15, 2017 4:03 PM

ThePhantom777

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That's Level 999 of Stupid

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Live in Florida now. This ranks a 6/10 on the crazy shit Florida people do scale

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess that was Whitney's Beall endall video

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Selfish irresponsibility is what's wrong with society

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am all up for sterilising the gene pool. No longer survival of the fittest currently. All kinds of idiots roam freely.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't fix stupid

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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The hospital at which she worked is one of our clients. I've passed her in the hall.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old story. Stupid but funny

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As if people today couldn't use the constant reminder not to be this stupid

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I miss my dog.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Are you fucking sorry???

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does a typo in the title get through? Do they not have proofreaders?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumbasses.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Florida Man's wife?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you want to film your own stupidity? I guess she doesn't realize she's being stupid. I guess... that's the problem with stupid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Florida woman strikes again

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I vaguely recall that she got off with a slap on the wrist.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

alcohol makes much more trouble than weed but... yeah

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now she just can't understand why everyone is freaking out on her

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now Florida Man has a S.O.

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Dumb cunt

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 12

Alcohol adversely affects judgement.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You don't say! In other news water is wet

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

lets hope she's not a rocket scientist or a brain surgeon

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

X-ray tech. At least she was when she did this. Her hospital is a client of ours.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

small world

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 22, 2019 1:03 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Right, probably a boob surgeon then.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...kennedy space centre is in Florida

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

This...is from 2015.

8 years ago | Likes 867 Dislikes 6

I mean hey, it's still funny!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the daily mail

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was really confused because the date said 2015, and then you said 2015, then I checked again and it said 2015, but you said 2015.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Crazy how nature do dat

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it sounded familiar!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Daily Mail readers like OP aren't known for their intelligence.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@ThisTimeTwoYearsTwoMonthsAndTwoDaysAgo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That...doesn't make it less funny.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah whats up with that? No one films themselves doing stupid shit anymore....?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I've been seeing a lot of old reposts today. More than normal

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Well, get that wall finished and that'll give that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The American judicial system is reeeeeeeeeeeally slow

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!" - Charles Manson, Family Guy

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"I'll drink to that!" - Buzz Aldrin, Czechoslovakian Embassy in Delhi

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I never understood that joke... :/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a reply for a channel that runs reruns. "If I haven't see it (the rerun) it's new to me (even though it's a rerun)."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was a slogan for an the NBC summer reruns in the late '90s.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohhh thank you! Never been a big NBC person.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re from 2015

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Wow you got em good haha!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, really? That's great spelling for a 2-year-old

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

You’re great spelling for a 2-year-old

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Please don't use The Daily Mail as your source; they are inimitable assholes that do not deserve the oxygen of traffic.

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well at least they weren't linked

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Inimitable: so good or unusual as to be impossible to copy; unique.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm inclined to think Daily Mail is neither good, nor impossible to copy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So...the New York Post of England?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Closer to FOX News, I think. Wikipedia recently listed them as a "non-credible source" for their articles, for example.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, Wikipedia is edited by anyone, so credibility is a question. The credibility of the NY Post, however, is always questionable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when they were anti-democracy because they wanted no opposition to Brexit in government? I do, because it was fucking yesterday.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

WHAAAAA!... can you tell us that story, im kinda intrigued

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OW BOI... british political parties. thank you guys for give me a brief context

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They ran a front-page smear-piece on some Tory MPs because they voted to give Parliament the final vote on any Brexit bill.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

they're the british alt-right paper. If it can have a spin to make racists happy, it will.

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