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Aug 2, 2019 2:06 AM
kickasDog
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tuxedobob
Okay, but even if it’s a dog, I can still fuck it, right?
Silhouetto
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE ADDICTED TO RETAIL
TheYoungGod
Damn. Hansen is really going hard with these catch a predator sting operations.
JustBoone
Wouldn't even have been mad, I mean cmon who doesn't love dogs?
tomyironmane
... sooooo, what's the downside? Beautiful black girl who loves you unconditionally...?
WolphDragon
idontknowyoufromadam
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sbf/
russiandobby
I am not even mad
Whynaughtzoidberg
A good dog owner is one who trys to have sex with strangers...?
ImgoingtosayShoveitupyourbutt
SierraMike850
God left.
Smayds
I'm not American, and I obviously know that 555's are fakes for film, but I remember from a Tom Clancy book that that's directory assistance
HuffTroll
Man I read your username with the s and a switched and assumed you were mad because you hit catfished by the ad
roseyreddead9000
I mean come on. Either way you win
ScarletSnatch
Repost
Benjaminitin
I’m calling right now!
Nunyajonesinc
She's also into long walks off of short piers.
DidItForScience
Right, the Atlanta Humane Society would have gotten trashed by all the angry people.
jackalope2196
I have a beautiful wife and 3 great kids I love more than my life. But when I get home, only my dog greets me at the door. -Every day
jackalope2196
EVERY. DAY.
USAoffendedbyeverything
Because dogs are better
InfocalypseRising
FW:FW:RE:RE:FW:RE
dec9675
Have no idea what you are saying coz I’m uneducated and dumb but you had 499 upvotes I wanted to be 500 so Um yeah enjoy
Deathwing777
Read this tip my wife and she was like yea:yea:yea:yea:yea:yea while laughing
Deathwing777
To* not tip
HedonistBeard
Of the 1500 men the 10 that remained on the line after finding out she's a literal dog were deeply troubling and sent staff to therapy.
Ialmostgotthis
"So she still fucks though right?"
RMaybeth
No wonder so many females have little or no respect for men like me... soo easy to talk into anything
TheRealAethrys
Gotta learn how to say no.
RMaybeth
but when you ain't been laid in years and somehow you get a female interested in you? Like a starving man getting a chance at meat-loaf
SirPh0b0s
Candlelight dinners really get bitches eating out of your hand
CptRobotNinja
Well.... Sometimes yeah
Ovaender
Works on me :)
DuckyofDeath123
Especially if you ignore the weird looks from the employees and other guests at the drive-through and feed her the McNuggets by hand.
TooFunkToDrunction
Things my parents actually do with my dog
DuckyofDeath123
It's drastically less weird when the bitch in question has four legs and a tail, to be fair.
TooFunkToDrunction
I still think it’s weird. They buy her her own box of McNuggets. Sometimes they don’t even eat there.
DuckyofDeath123
It may be you finding that weird is weirder still. What's weird about buying a snack for your dog, and not eating McD's yourself?