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Aug 1, 2016 1:59 AM
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owenmason
"If we drink long enough then we won't get hungover..." -Paranoid Social Club
technitium
The accumulative hangover if i ever stopped drinking would cause my body to go into cardiac arrest
whyisthatsofunny
Drunk me forgot to plug in the phone. Dangit drunk me.
Sansaismyspiritanimal
I love this ... But I don't get hungover so not useful
GreenFox
Drunk me is an asshole. Also sober me is an asshole. Also I'm an asshole.
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
VinNut
Sounds like a goodnight out
Huge0
Who would do this? I bet its written by some 14-year old who thinks that alcohol makes you retarded
Huge0
not to mention the smell of pure vodka in a glass even before it reaches your mouth..
itsFlnkR
My friend did this to himself actually. Left a water bottle by his bed woke up and took a swig of it only to find out it's straight vodka
KCMOFO
This is literally older than the internet itself.
LactoseFairy
Figuratively.
waffle911
I think he meant the joke itself predates text messages and the internet.
DocWino
Drink better vodka.
TheNovaflyer
Don't stop drinking all at once. The cumulative hangover might kill you.
SteveLookather
LANAAAAAA
CalculatedSpaz
Hair of the dog. Pussy.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Dog pussy was all my brain read in that sentence
pewnflap
Hair of the dog pussy.
CalculatedSpaz
drunken Imgur commenting is the best
pewnflap
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS DRUNK? YOU WATCHING ME? U want sum fuk?