Can you look cool on a scooter?

May 29, 2015 4:20 AM

Scooters

No, probably not but this shit pretty impressive. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6jEzM-I6FA

They look like super Mario on a scooter

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So, no.

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What do you do? Oh nothing special, I'm just an Extreme Pro Scooterer!!

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I COULDN'T FUCKING RIDE OVER CRACKS ON THE SIDEWALK OR STUPID TINY-ASS TWIGS ON THESE THINGS. FUCK THESE MLG SORCERER MT. DEW DORITO FUCKS

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Still gay

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I can't already feel my ankles disintegrating in my mind as the scooter whips around and destroys them.

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All I could do with a scooter was crash into a curb, have the board part whip around and hit me hard enough to dislocate my knee.

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And then it hits you in the face and knocks you out.

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"From the moment I first stepped on it, I just knew it was my destiny to be a professional virgin."

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Even their grandma's think they're twats.

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The correct answer is yes...yes you can.

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Whow?!..wait'a!?...what'the!?....how'the!?...w-w-w-wahhhhhhhhhhhhh@%&#&*@$#

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i'd hit myself in the head with it

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They look like super Mario on a scooter

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Do a barrel rolllllllll!!!!!

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