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This will never get old
Most Viral Edit- I will sleep well knowing the almighty internet approved of me today.
Another edit- please, take care and be responsible over the next weeks and months, this virus is very real, and will have grave effects on day to day life for quite a while. Might as well use a popular post to say something meaningful. I Hope I brought a smile to your face today, it’s all I hoped to do.
shakeface
Holy repost Batman!
Reinette
That's a man who's not getting any sex for the foreseeable future.
Badwolf09
rarxius
Legend says he’s still being stabbed to this day.
zerocool711
periwinklepanda
"He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times"
BeniJetts
Welp. Atleast he has tampons to plug up them stab wounds sure to be coming.
WonderfunkJones
I hope it's fake. Seems like it
xVVitch
Fake or not... can't be fun getting hit in the face with a tampon box
MarvelousMohan
Either he is the luckiest person or the dumbest , but I need his life
Isi151e
Wife
MrCoolRanch10123
I say dumbest she has a knife in her hand
Littlemacabre
Still no idea how men and women live together. We are so crazy different ?
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
You never help and i am expecting.. Guess she is rethinking her life at that very moment the tampax droped
NicolaVison
Wow this is not funny, I hope she dumped his baby ass
trailerparkboyzbubbles
You’re either A. a feminist B. Old or C. To young to know about vine
threesticks223
Lmfao it’s a set up joke from a decade ago. Settle your tits. She was cool with it. Almost 3k people think you’re wrong. Lighten up. Laugh.
justthewayyourmotherlikesit
amoyamoyamoya
Did he not see the fucking knife in her hand?
cheeseplate1971
God, that voice. Gaaaah!
notme222
RIP. We lost a good man right after this.
Tortfeas0r
The LiveLeak watermark was your first hint
NeedPizzaAsap
F
MudbuttBrooks
hwatL4bloopy
Oh he's going to die
mydasx
You win the internet
BonumVitaeEst
Should have thrown chocolate
Gottheflueverywinter
I see divorce in his future
StretchyScrotum
What an idiot. He should have tossed chocolate
cazzPilot
Ark161
it really does never get old....
IseeSmartphones
Oh oh next, tell her to calm down!
Blze001
*Nuke sirens go off*
JohnnyRehab69
Always a classic
brokenrocks5772
This the best EVER due to its accuracy ... and courage
madbydesign
Classic Charlieclassic.
ambitiouscouchpotato
The coroner reports the highest number of stabs to one body they’ve ever seen.
cyborgelt
Were they also the best stabs?
darthstormer
He was even more impressed she was able to swing a tampon hard enough to stab in the first place.
Mityguy
Carrrrlllll that kills people!
ImJRC77
I don’t kill people. That is... That is my least favorite thing to do.
trapdoorogre
*obvious counter joke here*
JackHEEYY
Officer the man just fell onto my knife 137 times, the got up and bashed his head into that brick wall there.
greenmenfrommars
“He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times…”
LinwoodLTHR
28 stab wounds.
MrPunisherMan
To the dick
memeseeks
To pieces you say...
MrPunisherMan
Tragic
btallant4431415
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
implying that women are so ill tempered that theyd murder somebody over a joke? (this is also a joke)
Carlthepotatoking
Beat Julius caesar's record by a mile...
shawnemack
Dude she’s holding a knife! Not a smart move!
ruffarn123
Haha, the LiveLeak logo makes it even funnier.
ChrisThrasher
S'okay. Quickscoping can handle it.
icommentwithsteveharvey
Dude is a 2, and his wife is an 8. Respect
BobaFettApproves
I recently started dating young women again ... omg it's terrible for a whole quarter of a month, terrible. I gave her $20 and said go away.
VyvyanBasterd77
He meant Antarctica 8. Ever been stationed with 90% dudes and 10% nerd girls? She's a solid 8.
Lhb2015
Nah, they are a 6 altogether, so it's fine
nipplepanties
If I remember he was a pimp or owned strip clubs or something.
fortlotus
ITT: A bunch of internet 10s discussing the bangability of someone they’ll never bang. Chill out, boys.
Puhsketti
They both seem like 5’s actually. Just average people.
Awkwardyogini
Weirdly enough, I knew her! She used to be my neighbor. This was a skit.His name was @CharlieClassic , I'm pretty sure. They weren't married
StretchyScrotum
I suspected this was a skit. Smelled funny like one.
Soufange
Noe I'm sad that they aren't a power couple, but happy that good friends can pull this shit for the lulz
kradivam
Really?
icommentwithsteveharvey
I never said what the scale was
BigFatBobbie
Percentile? Or No.1 is the highest position?
wwwolllf
FALL BACK
ReasonablySorryButNotTooMuch
I assume you mean 8 pixels. No clue how she looks...
EtherealLam3nt
I laughed way too hard at this
YourFatMother
Her boobs alone have 4 pixels each.
PhyshStycc
4/5 imo, and the 5 is mostly for the land
icommentwithsteveharvey
Isnt that the same as 8/10?
shyasen
This comment truly deserves more recognition for this piece of intellectual insight. And upvotes.
icommentwithsteveharvey
CaffeineManic
Women use different criteria on their rating scale. What's a 2 for you might be an 8 for them.
iwantthepinkbook
Personality beats looks every time. Also being good in bed.
PersephoneGoddessOfSpring
CaffeineManic
"He makes me laugh" seems very important.