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JT1984
damn nature, you sexy.
chuckconqueso
10/10 would frack it's brains out.
kwoo32
So many possible fuckscapes
akvgergo
If anybody throws together some really quick, I will link them form this post. God I love fuckscapes.
Elsita84
If it's earth porn, why does #4 have two moons?
balcsida
http://imgur.com/OyTSI98
BeerAndWhiskey
If aliens search "Earth Porn", I think they'll just find porn.
skyeof
My thoughts exactly!
captainclutch
Bruh
Samamsh
*hits blunt*
FrankJ7
Of what species...?
missladymondegreen
with earthlings tho. if you want to see Martians, you gotta google Mars porn. not that i would know...
phaent
I just imagine earth, with Africa turning and growing like a dick, as it tries to fuck Venus. I'm not even high right now. Sigh.
witsd
#1 is galaxy porn.
CmdrNinja
Viewed from the earth though m8
Tanntabo
Mmm my volcano just erupted
coolwtevr
Mmmmm my waterfall just splashed, wait... What?
JosephJaynes
6th one down. Cliffs of Mohor. Was probably the most amazing place I have ever been. Def worth the trip when in Ireland.
iCanCookNEthangBetterThanU
Literally had my penis in my hand.
MandaloreIncognito
Isn't there actually a website called "Earth porn" that contains such images?
anuragsins1991
subreddit is there
spunzombie
Why are we calling pics of anything cool porn now ? I love me some porn and I love some cool shit. But I don't need my landscapes going ATM
igniteice
I wish everyone shared your mentality. Tired of the food porn, earth porn, word porn bullshit trend going around...
authorannon
1. Banff National Park in Canada 2. Germany 3. Poland 4. New York (All findings are based on a google search I did and may not be right.)
authorannon
#6 Faroe Islands #7
ArchitectInTraining
#7 Switzerland? Or somewhere in that region?
RyukR
I kinda think we should stop calling things that aren't actual pornography, "porn".
YouBetIWill
We need more of this on here!
Dontcaredeadinside
*earth erotica.
SemperScarredHeart
Glad to know I'm not the only one who got turned on by this.
RavelordAlyssa
I need names of places
LetheTheArtificer
A man needs a name (or a few).
kajia
#2 is the Rakotzbrücke in Kromlauer Park, Germany, close to the Polish border; it was built in 1860
senpaiintheskywithdiamonds
#7 is somewhere in Switzerland, #13 is Yushan National Park
GrabunjacBrudi
the one with the shipwreck is zakynthos (zante), greece and the one with the circle bridge is Rakotzbrücke in Kromlau, Germany.
KissMeImDutch
The one with the dog is of Incan agricultural terraces, most likely somewhere in Peru
pospec4444
#3 - somewhere in Poland
ORCRUIHC
#6 is in the Faroe Islands
oedipus
I think the second one might be Carrbridge in Scotland.
UnfinishedUserna
It's just some Unreal Engine 4.
Eggtothenog
Does anybody know where the one with the ship on the beach is? I swear I've had dreams of that place since I was a kid..
ProcrastinatingSloth
Thats Navagio Beach (Shipwreck Beach) its located in Zakynthos, Greece. Often referred to as Smugglers Cove.
DontClickThisISwearItsForYourOwnGood
Definitely a must
REV076
I'm pretty sure 7th one is from Switzerland. Sauce: I see same styled buildings everyday.
RickAstley420BLAZEIT
gseht würklich uus wie ide schwiiz
ChachaHippos
Second-to-last one looks like Punchbowl Falls in Oregon
medicalgummyworms
It is, probably the best place to cliff jump In Oregon. Eagle Creek Trail, Punchbowl Falls, Oregon.
YeastLord
Costco. The bathroom. Cincinnati. Burger King. Umm I'm running out of ideas.
YeastLord
OH! The dentist's office.
Cobes
The moon
YeastLord
Ahhh! Good one! You're really good at this.
Cobes
Thanks m8
Physicsteacher1986
I've seen better photoshopped porn in Playboy!
ohmycatness
I wish these had captions of where they were... I mean, I'm too poor to travel. But I can dream...
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
lol
RezDogLover
Some of these are just too heavily edited for my liking.
AgressorBunx
#11 is basically unedited, been there. The water is that blue :D
JeanFranzis
Man, if you want 100% real ones you can just go out and see 'em yourself.
SaucyDisses
Granted, these places are beautiful in person, but these photos are high on .PSD
Jkdott
I thought we agreed things that look cool aren't to be called "porn"
titanfries
Then I won't be calling you poem anytime soon then.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I agreed to two things: jack and shit ♥
LiterallyYourMom
If you gave someone a cool tip about something that looked cool, would it be a pornhack or would it be hackporn?
RoyFuckingMustang
No. We didn't.
DanNeedsLoveToo
#4th one is CGI
Thereminista
Uh oh. Photoshop "railroad tracks". Artistic shame on you. Never repeat the same "patch" too close together. U want natural not Shopped.
liverstoner
#3 look at the train closely
HoodratEmpress
Hello?:
FroggyFae
I feel like that train was running through when the picture was taken. It wasn't abandoned or anything.
titanfries
whaaaat the fuck
LordMelvinstar
Welcome to City-17.
Faukner
Is it me you're looking for?
Unbeaten11
I can see it in your eyes..
jasondensmore
I can see right through you
jtbrinkmann
I can see it in your smile
Unbeaten11
You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
JigsawGiraffe
Trains typically contain at least one person.
lairynorthernginger
YOU CANT DO THIS WITHOUT NAMING THESE PLACES, OP, THERE ARE RULES
akvgergo
I'm new to frontpage. Do I need to link all of them? D:
lairynorthernginger
Just the location name OP, don't fret too much
Amalthea22
A location name would suffice.
MisterGrammar
You got 8k points. This is the least you could do :)
RichardCranium
A man needs locations. For science
AlmightyLenny
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Satinsball
Well...you could be a real scientist with this content, or just a hippie looking for good spots to smoke
yesthisisturbo
Actual science!
DontClickThisISwearItsForYourOwnGood
It would've been nice.
JerryFromPornHub
#1-#19 Earth.
jakenbacon
"Earth porn" also known as "nature" do you people not go outside?
HankMardukiss
Yeah I go outside, and never see what was just shown here, shut the fuck up
HughLaurie
Of course people know "earth porn" means "nature". It's just something that was made up for laughs on the internet. Relax.
anuragsins1991
Yeah I go outside daily, the best I will see is a dirty river and a cramped city skyline or at best a small park
orangeisthenewbasic
Yeah the lush greenery of LA sure is a wonder to behold mister
TheSaucyCrumpet
the -porn suffix feels extremely tired now.
Lemmesmash
Rhetorical questions are the shit around here.
Edwin0529
If I do my shoes will melt onto the concrete...
Cassiraa
No. Why would I? My outside doesn't look like this.
ferlathin
Have you bought the DLCs?
zhukoz
My outside is a whole lotta concrete and meth addicts lol
EndersShadow
But this is your outside
TiannaTV
Of course Bean has to bring logic to the party.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Word porn = poetry; Earth porn = Nature; Space porn = Universe; Timetravel porn = Multiverse?
xaviouswolffe
This isn't your average every day nature. This is, advanced nature.
IdontshaveforSherlock
I've got learning disabled nature around me.
katiaaaa34
my outside doesnt look like this. Im in Dallas TX. Seeing this would mean a plane trip around the world. Which Im down for.
WeirdKid
My outside is at the moment an outdoors oven...
Syrupant
Nature covered with obnoxious filters*
kayakninjas
I've been outside a lot. Very rarely have I stumbled across a place as pretty as some of these.
hugmeimnotscared
That's because real life isn't photoshopped.
Lasyin
Is it wrong that I wish it was? >.>
StupidFuckfaceMcCrapperson
This is what weed is for.
caelle
Buddy, I live in a desert. All I'm seeing is a lot of cacti and the occasional tumbleweed. We do have great sunsets, though.
rain67
The sunsets during monsoon season at least made the heat worth it. It does have beauty, but it's so harsh.
caelle
Yes, I definitely love monsoon season. Still going to move somewhere where things are actually green though.
Metalbender
You're on imgur. What did you expect from us?
Conyo
Damn basement dwellers.
simplyshiny
Earth Porn is so much prettier than real porn
snakeoilsalesman
Its gonna have a messy ending.
TheForgottenMarauder
Photoshop helps
NoMoreHashtagsPlz
Have you ever watched porn after.. finishing? Not pretty, not pretty at all.
Stalfosed
Harder to masterbate to though.
eggimage
EARTH AIN'T REAL. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
joderme
Especially when you are comparing it to Hope Solo's grundle.
HsuDoNihm
Mmmmmmmost of the time.
HughLaurie
Stimmt
OddSoull
and safe for work!
exinferris
Agree to disagree ;)
clnoy
Because oversaturation.
cwwazywazy
I wonder.. If you combined the two..
TheLeafVillagesHandsomeDevil
Poison Ivy
B00MR0ASTED
I wanna see porn where Earth fucks Uranus.
DarkSock
I prefer a Plutonic relationship
NoobOfEngland
So much beautiful places that I'll never be able to live at
DarkSock
I watch both from the confines of my toilet through the miraculous oculus that is my iPhone
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
I too, do dis
UpVoteSanta
but real porn is also on earth
simplyshiny
not the porn I watch
DanteLidge
Only the outdoors genre
TheScientificMagnetAndOtherActsOfWizardry
That's because you're not flora. This shit is HARDCORE- my ficus just jizzed all over the kitchen.
mushtooth
I really want a feature that'll let me favorite users.
ColoneISanders
Chlorophyll everywhere
kjoch08
You sound like you need help.
TheScientificMagnetAndOtherActsOfWizardry
dude i do, there's ficus jizz EVERYWHERE.
SomeHopelessWanderer
I think you're my new favorite person. And it sounds like your ficus is very happy.