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theycallmetheycallmechi
My life story just missing wine and my glazing out of my window
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
I feel that.
FlyingDeetus
I gave up ages ago, my guitar playing has never been better
CaspianQuix
TasteOfNoise
Truth be told a relationship isn't all that it's cracked up to be
dethkitten
They can smell the desperation. Once you give up it will happen!
mentalcaries
ThousandFurryOrgy
TheNextJuan
I feel you Op!
TheBlueGenie
10 years, cheated on, took the kids. Not worth it, maybe i associate with shitty people..
Inarticulated
Literally sitting on imgur, gobbling up some B&J's feeling the same
imjustkitten
do you like having a relationship? or having a person you confide in, normalize your intense days, and generally keep you growing?
keener33
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
jamieson19712718
Stay single, marriage is for shmucks.
Loribob
At least you've got ice cream!.. you're one up on me!
TheDaharMaster
Love is just getting to know somebody slowly over time until you both irritate each other.
Doctorgivemethenews
Relationships with ice cream can be temporarily satisfying
mrtaliz
KeatonJazz
"Do or do not! There is no try." Yoga
KeatonJazz
Edit - Yoda.
ElegantKitty
I've stopped trying, Destined to be alone and unloved. -Shrug.-
ultimate0
Accepted that I am a piece of trash that will die alone. Less time spend crying more time to waste on things that don't matter.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
ultimate0
TotallyLost
Sometimes when you stop trying you'll meet someone. Just meet as many people as you can.
MarisaTomei
My brother just got a girlfriend and he has 0% charm or relationship experience. The world is a funny place.
CrosshairLunchbox
I'm not your brother, though.
TallEd
Your brother isn't my brother, is he?
MarisaTomei
I have 1 brother and 1 sister. So unless you're me, I doubt it.
Eddwyn
Don't try to get into a relationship, relationships happen. Make sure you are happy, secure and love will find you :)
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
hm idk, i don't meet many people up here in the attic.
magundi
Aside from 2 extremes, bars or church groups, there aren't places to meet new people like there used to be.
ashleypomeroy
Also, kit out your basement as a makeshift dungeon. It might come in handy!
FilthyFrankOcean
I've always heard the longer you stay single the harder it is to find a relationship. Plus, people will think something's wrong with you.
venivicivetinari
What if I think somethings wrong with me
EmotionalCripple
Yeah but you still have to put yourself out there. Unless you're either really hot or have friends that can set you up maybe
whatupmyknitters
putting yourself out there is a good thing to do, and it's not the same as clinging to any possible boy/girlfriend you meet.
Dragonslore
TheFirstCurse
Terrific.
Larryjesusnme33
Iwantcheesecakes
Sooo are you single? ;)
Aimanfire
Me too
Kokokokko
Is that Emma Stone?
kylethenomad
Stop trying.
Squeezit
Don't tell me how to live my life
TheUnapologeticCanadian
Seriously. Being comfortable single makes you a better person, and more desirable in the end.
PirateRubberDuck
This is the best technique for getting into a relationship. Then someone says "are you two an item" and you look confused.
Arsikere
honestly: yes. that's the key. if it's a top priority it won't happen
TheOneTrueNerd
Ok. Hypothetically speaking, if you're in a small town and apparently the only person on the planet under 30, what do you do?
wingdinger
Move.
f4m0us4m0s
Masturbate. Alot.
drd3rp
Move.
SpeedyStefano
Develop a MILF/GILF fetish?
alexthedane
have you moved yet??
User80085
How small we talking? Are their other small towns around you? First step would be lower your standards on physical appearance.
TheOneTrueNerd
4500, yes, done, but no common interests with anyone around, save for drinking beer. Still have yet to see someone under 30, though.
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
I gave up! You can too, with these simple steps! 1)give up.
TheFirstCurse
2) masturbate daily.
Arsikere
increase K:DR
cormacmccarthyreviewsdottiescafe
Git gud
Banananutmuffins
Hourly
TheFirstCurse
Lol if you want your dick to look like a fat bratwurst by the end of the day
Banananutmuffins
In a relationship I can go weeks without sex, when I'm single I have to masturbate twice before I can even leave the apartment
reclusivepope4
Have a real hobby, meet by similar interest. Also, enjoy it while you can!
wknr
What's a "real hobby"? Get off your high horse.
reclusivepope4
Also, I'm not discounting any hobbies either. I'm in to stupid things, i have friends who are into stupid things, but it makes us all happy.
reclusivepope4
I mean a personal interest, instead of the people with who just knock back alcohol until they have huge next day regrets.
ThatShiftyMonkey
Something they actually want to do, not something JUST to meet people.
reclusivepope4
Thank you.
ast911
What if your hobbies are all done from home. Reading, writing, drawing, gaming, cuddling your pillow while enveloped in existential dread
Izael
How come I never met you? We have so much in common!
reclusivepope4
Book store and library events, writing groups, gaming could be a means to meeting people depending on game type, not unheard of. I'd just 1/
reclusivepope4
/2 encourage you to gain/use the confidence (if you dont already) to take your art and writing public, if in a small way.
ast911
Thanks for the serious answers. I really appreciate it!
SpecialContainmentProcedures
I don't have any hobbies I have to go outside for. Except guns, but I generally prefer to be alone for that one. Well... I end up alone.
reclusivepope4
If any given hobby has any form of convention, and I know guns do, idk what else you like, look into volunteering at a con?
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Actually I really want to go to a comicon or something but my job is massively time consuming. I want to make a good costume
reclusivepope4
I feel that one, my current costume is no longer fitted to me and I have no time/money to fix or replace.
thesmelge
Yeah, this is what I was told by a friend. Here's why it didn't work:
thesmelge
1) Mountain Biking. Used Meetup to cycle with some groups, 95% male attendance, 5% female coming along with boyfriend.
thesmelge
2) Rock Climbing. Much more even gender split. We all get paired off, but because I'm tall, I always end up with large men.
thesmelge
3) I don't have time for other hobbies.