iMercilessVoid
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Aug 27, 2017 7:18 PM
iMercilessVoid
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1948
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DrOsmium
"I wish it wasn't against the rules to wish for more wishes"
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
I wish I could wish for more wishes.
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spazzygc
We all know that the best wish to give a gin is telling them to fuck off and go fuck themselves.
serakaida
Wish for more wish granting genies
IAmTheSpiderBro
I guess I just don't understand the humor
classifiedairspace
thomascourtney19984
Congratulations . you played yourself
wuzzyvear
So, I guess I have to be the one to point out that the genie's legs disappear in 10? Unless he's some sort of motorcycle centaur.
Kitastorm
"No wishing for more wishes. It's a rule." " first I wish that rule didn't exist. Second I wish for an infinite amount of wishes."
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Anarchy isn't for everyone
Jessonic
I wish for a well paying job
fuuyuhana
What if you wished you could grant your own wishes?
HamsterOnAGoat
I use my third wish to wish for another genie
buttstufficles
Wish for more genies you fucking walrus
fiddlewheelx
1: I wish to know what the 2 perfect wishes for me specifically are. 2 & 3: Wish those two wishes.
iMercilessVoid
Oooh FP! Thanks Imgur, my wish was granted
Dingus2
I wish people would learn from history.
UnicornofPeril
That's one hot genie, and all my wishes would probably revolve around that.
PinstripePotoroo93
I wish I knew what my girlfriend was pissed about
MacFluffy
You could just ask her- nicely- :)
degenerator
That's like asking for infinite wishes. It's breaking the rules.
usersubbordercontrol
She doesn't even know.
PinstripePotoroo93
That's what I'm beginning to think
littlegingerone
I wish I could accept love
crinklecutcheesywhatsit
ruferto
your asshole gets wider
littlegingerone
From the shits ive taken from the bad food I eat
JakefromStateFarmTx
Must be having a bad week
littlegingerone
Week? Try 6 years
Steel723
Drakhma
fr1080f
What movie is this from?
Steel723
Gooooodmoooorrrningmuchwow
Aladdin
wererat2000
I... you... Is this... what?
Zephyr86
Agreed
toadonacouch
Is this a serious question??? "Aladdin" (Disney) from 1992.
nekrow
nekrow
Wish for the genie to have short term memory loss so he always forgets how many wishes he's granted
TheHellbilly
I wish for peanuts to taste slightly more like walnuts.
Ofishial
I would murder you if you took peanut butter away from me
TheHellbilly
Keep it. Never liked it anyway.. :)
hopethisoneworks
Got that reference
AMigratingCoconut
...but only for half the world. That way no one can agree on what they actually taste like!
DeepMemeConversations
Oh boy I'm so done with this website
FoxGodRecords
FruitsmakemeToots
Okay, but then you'll have to control time
DosBoy
SirrLongDong
Don't get the reference but still a wonderful wish
Batmandeadparents
I wish you had tastebud in your asshole
ghostwarlock
Humans already do. That's why your asshole burns when you take a shit after eating something spicy. Assholes can taste capsaicin
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
I just wish all nuts were cheaper in general
TotallySaneScientist
New pricecuts! I know charge $3.50 an hour instead of $5!
CanadianBaconIsJustHamWTF
Stop hiring prostitutes?
sleete
Some people on here have free salty nuts during the summer.
djpj
It's not like they grow on trees!
SomeDetroitGuy
Just bought 1/4 pound of cashews for $5.
k47k1d
Where???? I need this information
PeacefulWarfare
Nicaragua
Jeddaven
Gotta be more specific. "I wish there was no restriction preventing me from wishing for more wishes from you."
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
I wish every wish I make comes true
dewneot
I wish all humans have tastebuds on their assholes
WellThatsOriginal
Evil! You are so evil!
RepublicofTexa
...i mean, have you ever tasted shit. How do we know it doesn't taste great?
Wattsupdoc
Dogs seem to like it
WellThatsOriginal
I'd heard it tastes like shit.
Darkspire
Smell and taste are closely linked. Hard pass.
mercifulwombat
I wish my mom never got cancer.
omadonnadellerose
I lost my mom 2 weeks ago. At least she was at my wedding.
mercifulwombat
I'm so sorry.
omadonnadellerose
Thx. She was 60, myeloma.
Dolewhipper
Backfires, your mother was never born.
mercifulwombat
That'd be okay too. We both have some really bad genetic depression.
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mercifulwombat
Genetic depression is different from regular depression and responds to different medications.
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ijustbechillin
Lol you couldn't be more wrong
MrPhucket
She then dies the day before she got cancer....
mercifulwombat
This is definitely the worst option. Probably what a djinn would have done.
streptovsky
"I wish I am the only winner of the next powerball lottery I buy a ticket for" "I wish for an eidetic memory" then save #3 for later.
idiotcube
Congrats, you won the powerball! Unfortunately, the prize was mysteriously reduced to 58 cents.
streptovsky
That's not how genies work. They work on literal translations of your wish, not retroactively fucking you over. i.e. "I wish I had $1m" 1/2
streptovsky
so you get $1m but you stole it and you're wanted by the police. That kind of thing. 2/2
tallquasi
retroactive eidetic memory. I've read, done and seen a lot of things that I'd like to remember better.
BritishBatman
I wish for a rock that grants the wish of whoever holds it. I also wish that it can read my mind so it will perfectly understand my intent.
streptovsky
You get 1 rock that grants 1 wish. You used 2 wishes for that rock. You've wasted a wish.
BritishBatman
yeah, but now I have a magic rock that grants unlimited wishes and doesn't try to be tricky with it.
IAmDrBanner
You can never forget anything. Including the bad things. You are constantly tormented by your biggest mistakes and the worst things /1
IAmDrBanner
that ever happened to you. You think reliving your cringy teen years in the middle of the night is bad? You just made it worse. /2
streptovsky
That's not what eidetic memory is. Eidetic memory is recalling things you've seen with perfect clarity.
ark3192
Sounds like my life. Idk even how much im exaggerating
TinySnek
you know there's a thing called therapy, yes?
TheKindlyOnes
Great! Hows thst going to help with your brain randomly pulling up a perfect memory of your mom dying everytime someone says the word mom?
TheKindlyOnes
Therapy isnt some magic cure everything. And if you can never forget anything, its all there for your brain to drudge up at random like all
TravNel
According to legend if you wish the genie free he'll murder you and your family and everyone in the general region.
brownribbon
Wish for a lot of money, wish to live to be 200 years old, become a hermit in a remote location, wish genie's freedom at end of life.
PorneliusHubertII
Was probably a nasty rumor to keep you from freeing genies
SlackerTactical
That's genieous
darkninja2992
I wish i had made that pun
PorneliusHubertII
Puntastic
punderstorm
Your taking my job
Malcomfox
I thought they were free to murder once you made your third wish and that you should use your third wish to put them back in their prison.
CeruleanK
In the original story of Aladdin, the genie's service to the lamp owner was unlimited. The "three wishes" concept is from leprechauns.
ArtOzz
No good deed goes unpunished.
OrC23
Watching wishmaster huh?
whamwhamwham
Huh, so where's the downside?
TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz
Where do I sign up?
ktheman
That was about Djinn, which in my mind are distinguished from Westernized "genies" but that's just my opinion
Everythingisracist
That's like 3 wishes for 1.
TrustMeImABassist
"I wish you to be free in Brasilia" ggwp
idiotcube
y'know he can probably teleport, right?
TrustMeImABassist
The faster the better
llGreenll
You wish for 2 things then you wish him back into his bottle/lamp
Iliketocommentinrandom
I don't see any downside to this?
ArdentSlacker
Where did you get this from? This is the first I've heard.
ZachNanamus
Simple: wish to be a genie, wish for your own freedom, all other wishes are irrelevant.
GlowGreen
I read that as genital region. Was super confused.
CityYeti
That's how they got trapped in the first place
erischilde
Or have great gay sex with you and steal your identity, then join Odin for a war on the new gods?
crazyspelling
Just sayin', I bet he sold all those souvenirs though.
NotaCPA
Nice reference
erischilde
Have you seen the show? The visuals for that scene were pretty crazy.
NotaCPA
Read the book. I want to see the show. I think its on Amazon Prime.
erischilde
Yeah I.. Was hesitant but.. It was really good. Beautiful visuals, Moon is great and seems to be actually acting, it's great.
dRailerPlay
First wish, if you go on a murderous rampage for being set free, you kill yourself first. Second, Firefly returns. Third wish, you're free.
TheKindlyOnes
I like scp 1481... guys final wishes are the genie is stuck a crackhead alcoholic junky. Last wish is so it cant be unwished.
wererat2000
Or, more pragmatically, "I wish you could only kill people I hate when you're free."
idiotcube
But then he'd still kill me.
ticktockbent
You okay?
idiotcube
yeah
TylerTheAnarchist
I like this Genie.
iAppdata
So, Aladdin fucking murdered everyone on his country? Interesting alternative ending.
bunnyrut
someone make this
kantackistan
"I'm off to see the worrrld! ...Burrrn! I'm going to burn the world... Anyone? Nobody get that? Abu got it."
TheRicM
Is Aladdin the genie? I thought he genie's name was Genie
Gargamelino
That makes a lot more sense
Darknamed
he meant that Aladdin killed everyone by wishing the Genie free.
TheRicM
Ah
Tassyr
What.
ArdentSlacker
I think he's making that up. Source: I read a LOT of mythology.
IAmDrBanner
They are assholes. And getting stuck trapped in a fucking lamp being a servant probably didn't put them in a good mood either.
Hashbrown123
But why would they kill the person that freed them?
IAmDrBanner
Because they are fucking angry and they don't give a shit. You are the scapegoat. Pretty sure that if you cage a wild animal and torment /1
IAmDrBanner
it until it is seething at the mouth with anger, even if some poor schmuk comes and opens the cage later, he is just gonna get mauled. /2
BarbieSurprise
Djinn man....they are fire demons after all
TheBlackWindHowls
That's ifrit.
BarbieSurprise
More like ifrit are a type of djinn
liesuponlies
According to some myths genie can be of any element with the Djinn (fire) being the most powerful and the Jannie ((?)wind) being weakest.
liesuponlies
I'm some of the older versions of Aladdin he had 2 genie. One in his ring was a wind spirit and the lamp was a fire spirit.
BarbieSurprise
Can you direct me to your sourcing?
TheBlackWindHowls
Or efreeti. However you spell it.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
They're not demons. They're a race of beings similar to how humans and angels are races.
BarbieSurprise
Shaytan-jinn are demons or devils if you prefer
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
They're the fallen/rebel Djinn, yes.
Leithreas
Djinn come from Islam (which took them from earlier). There are angels, humans, devils, and djinn - fire people.
Svartlebee
So, they aren't Islamic then?
Leithreas
They are, the Quran mentions them quite a bit.
Svartlebee
And pre-Islamic myth?