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May 12, 2017 7:00 AM
brownieman66
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norrinraddsboard
At least they got chicken
howamianadultat26
James and the giant peach your size ratio is all rotten
fructoric
One strawberry.
h20skijoe
Why is there a penis in your fridge?
randomitguy
To much food in your beer cooler...
DownvotesMakeMeMoist
Who the fuck puts red wine in the fridge...
Talmorean
I do, because fuck non cold beverages.
SirSPAM
this was my problem
lucylives
Maybe it's a sweet red? I wouldn't refrigerate a dry red, but maybe a sangria...
Moobbles
Sangria is more fruit juice than wine though.
randomitguy
I like my red over the rocks...
iwearlittlesocks
Maybe it's too hot to leave out and they are savin it for later
JackSkeletonBeer
I find that peach kinda sexy
iamthisguy247
That peach could get it.
shebeastcaneat
The thirst is real
happyhappyist
How is this not top comment?
FjordFiskursson
I'd have sex with that peach.
Electrogourd
yeah apparently the emoji is used to express a butt. I naievely used it to say "all peachy!" and thats how I started dating my gf...
Vectorman2
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches....
spicefreak
You movin' to the country?
CrankyCook
Look out !!
CrankyCook
Lies you like the eggplant
CaptainCru
Dont put red wine in the fridge
crisb
Unless it's open and you are going on holiday.
MFCK82
But then how do you make it cold ?
CaptainCru
You have to cool white wine
TransistorRadio
You're supposed to put ice in it
FjordFiskursson
Put ice cubes in it.
kanihaznaiph
Freeze the grapes?
CaptainCru
You drink red wine at room temperatur
Cyclopentadien
Actually no, you drink it slightly below room temperature.
CaptainCru
Anyway, you dont place it in the fridge
Chawzilla
Get Keystone next time. Every bit as shitty as Busch, but you can get 30 instead of 24 for the same price.
Slydevil13
Hamms is even cheaper
nextgenpants
I respectfully disagree. I remember when I made the transition from Keystone to Busch Light in college. Best decision. It's slightly better.
KillingTlme
Natural Lights are only 12.98 a 30 pack at Wal-Mart.
nero4ty2
do they not sell 30 packs of busch light where you live? we lived off of those in college
goombay
Busch light > Keystone. I may drink shitty beer but I still have a preference of shitty beer
reider10
Anytime my friends drink keystone I ask if they are hurting financially and need to borrow a couple of bucks
Chawzilla
Correct. If you have a job and are older than 23 you should never find yourself drinking Keystone unless there's been a horrible mistake.
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Yeah and make sure you buy Ice. It's really good *throws up in mouth a little*
LrdDrkkn
Pbr is the lowest tier beer I'll allow myself to fall to.
OddlyPacific
Kirkland Light is a steal
Chawzilla
Yeah, but you gotta be a Costco member, or be able to borrow your parents' Costco card. Too much of a hassle for many youngsters.
OddlyPacific
It was discontinued. Cancelling my executive membership.
braselthegamer
Why go Keystone when you can have Beer30 Light? https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1422/32918/
RogerSmithIsMySpiritAnimal
Or go for rock bottom.
Valkyr1987
I was that poor for a while. One of the worst tasting beers I have had. Amusing name though
PuttyWutty
I prefer that shitty beer... although I really do love some Angry Orchard apple flavor...
Respond
Agreed. Even though it's all water.
JustJoshinya9001
Natty is even more brown water for your buck
youcantproveit
Natty light fo lyfe! You can pound em pretty quick if they're ice cold. I can't tolerate them after about 5min out of fridge though.
KillerTofu69
Party with Kieth Stone! He's a smooth motherfuck
yeldarb92
Hamm's beer in VA is $10.60 a 24 pack
MrSnippyyy
Hamm's is life, man. I'm going to miss it when I graduate and go back to CA
themacdaddy
They're the same in Durham, NC
Teddythewonderllama
Arguing between who's better with keystone and Busch is like arguing who the most handsome man in the burns unit is...
Chawzilla
I believe it's called the burn ward. But other than that, you are correct.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
You are just dead wrong there. Busch is a lot better than Keystone. Everyone can drink whatever they like, but let's not go telling lies.
cb101622
Amen
SwanRonson69
No doubt about it. Coors>bush>keystone>pisswater
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
I'd put Busch ahead of Coors, but to each their own. Cheers!
DrSkyhammer
pisswater>miller lite
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Of the 3 mainstream brands, I always thought Miller Lite had good taste, Bud Light had bad taste, and Coors Light had no taste.
gibby09
We have 30 racks of Busch Lattes in Ohio. Not sure where you're at.
Chawzilla
Are they $9?
gibby09
No way. Between $13.99-18.00 USD per case depending on where you buy it.
Chawzilla
Ah. Yeah, Keystone is utter shit but we used to drink a lot of it because the 30 pack is $8.99 - I guess the stores make it up by volume.
Jackisun97
$16.99 plus a $1.50 for deposit on the cans, ends up being $18.49 with no sales tax for 30 beers. Essentially 62ยข a beer, solid deal.
KillerTofu615
Can Deposit? Where the hell are you from?
Jackisun97
Both California and Oregon also have a can/glass deposit
CaptVito
Places that have a much higher rate of can and bottle recycling.
carrionstorm
You can just get malt liquor for some change collected after a walk.
Electrogourd
meanwhile, Boxer is $12/36 pack. (I made it at the brewery last summer, its pretty good l, esp considering the price!)
Jackisun97
I haven't heard of it but that's dirt cheap, so if it is good, as you say it is, it'd be worth going out of your way to get
DefunkMyJunk
In Belgium we have Cara Pils/365 Pils, they cost 32/33 cents a can. Doesn't taste like anything but gets you drunk
DefunkMyJunk
Actually, to be honest, when they're served cold I think they're even pretty good
awexdakidd
Are you telling me in the states you can get 30 beers for under $20?? Christ alive.
AstuteObservationsOfAnADDKid
Even cheaper than export
sum1else
You can get 30 cans of pisswater for under $20, but for actual beer, not a chance.
KillerTofu615
In the states you can get 30 beers for under 10.
youcantproveit
They're basically just red printed letters on a white can that says "beer" and where it's made...but it'll get ya drunk!
frankprilljr
Our Busch light was 14 bucks a 30 pack. And it only tasted like half piss unlike the full piss water of keystone.
manowar669
Hamm's light is $12.68 for a 30 pack.
FirstWorldAnarchist
Clear Creek Ice was 9.99 for a 30 rack when I was in college. High ABV low cost. Choose Clear Creek Ice.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Drink your own urine, it's free and tastes the same
Averagetroll
Who drinks for the taste anyway?
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Depends which your talking about, piss or beer
TheGreatGrantsby
Or you can just piss in a cup for free. Essentially the same
VladamirPoutiiine
Or have someone punch you in the lower back 30 times
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
Or you can just wrestle the store worker.