Mar 30, 2017 8:51 AM
SomeoneTookMyUsernameToo
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db17k
In the pipe 5 by 5
lsteamer
How do i get out of this chickenshit outfit?
AlexisWalker
Slower, you slut.
MOJOEJOEMO
This was awesome. I'll have another !
knifepartty
Too funny. Nice touch when Ripley hits the alien right in the lady bits with the loader and she doubles over. I love this movie.
JackDManheim
Did you... did you SHOOT Newt out of the vent?
ravishmered
i would like a frame to colour in.
marmotosaur
awesome!
MrSnuffletits
Dude! Spoiler alert!
ItsActuallyDavidNow
AlanMansbridge127001
Dot
doomlegume
@kingofbees @cinderhellafine @jellyfuckinbeans
@jellyfuckingbeans
TheFlyinPanda
Man that was accurate
crunchtastic
Brain explosion!!!
WaneTendo
Jonesey bein a sassy boy in the beginning
sonalsWatcher
Amazing work...
massakayne
playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTKRG4AXz0sgxziM3Z31cx0EhfI736e0a
UnicornCock
mastercontributhor
I will do anything for more of these. Except learn Russian apparently.
kinosnightmares
Aww, cutest swarm ever.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
nut nappin' the Queen, that's a ballsy move
Qumefox
I actually lol'd at that part.
TimberWilly
v
Wednesdude
My kids 11yo and 6yo said my wife is looking like Ripley. She was offended. She never saw the movie before. I think Ripley is hot
OopsPoops
She aged well. Would still bang if my nose didn't stop running and she cared about my mario cart lap times.
Kappa043
Maybe someone would love you if you could spell "Mario Kart", you fucking heathen.
ifuckdragons
Rekt
imabigbadvisioninspace
Believe it. Or not.
drenix
I'm pretty sure they were talking about that ptherodactil from Metroid
prfesser
You think right. Susan Alexandra Weaver was steamin' in Alien, at age 30. She's 67 and still smokin'.
KeeleonOhms
Shes a "handsome" woman. But dam if she didnt age like expensive wine.
iperblastoma
she's beautifull and she is tough. I can't imagine a better compliment. Bravo to your kids
Mewmus
Ripley was the first monster movie woman to not just scream in terror at the monster and let the men handle it.
temujin9
"I think Ripley is hot."
SirButcher
Except her wife :)
sleepyimgurian
she wasnt unattractive when younger, but she was never hot imo. #subjective
#YouAreEntitledToYourWrongOpinion
haha - i like it ^
FlyingButtPliers
Your 11 and 6yo have watched Alien?
disidi
I mean we all did back in the day, why not nowadays? I turned out f... Hmmm
This was my first thought. But i have tons of action figures and even a Predator costume. My daughter knows lots of characters with no cntxt
Sigourney Weaver hot doe
404GravitassNotFound
But her face...
Radix865
aarhusianer
Yeeess ... what about it?
Its "handsome"... shes not ugly, but ive never seen SigourneyvWeaver as "beautiful".
Gossgoss
What about Galaxy Quest?
That's props if I ever heard it. She is the baddest of asses. Believe it, or not.
Textuality
Being compared to Ripley is a pretty big compliment. Ripley is one of the most badass people in all of movie-dom. :)
Loy71
I have never seen panic and fear acted so good as by her in Alien.
Sigourney Weaver is an amazing actress. I'll see anything she's in.
saintdave1985
You are correct
She never did anything for me until Galaxy Quest and the Heartbreakers.
juggernaut1
That Galaxy quest tho
FuckingTurtleBear
True
Ghostbusters
Thats the thing. I never found her attractive as the main love interest.
No stress mate. Rewatching it just the other day - seductive was not her wheelhouse. Not at the time. Poor lass was awkward
Barantor
"Are you the gatekeeper?"...
CupCakeMadeMyDay
Ripley is badass. favorite quote: "Get away from her you bitch!!" & "You are my lucky star"
She's got lots of good lines. One of my favorites is her asking "Did IQs just DROP sharply while I was away?"
Or "I say we nuke the entire site from orbit." "Now hold on, that site has a substantial dollar amount attached to it." "They can BILL ME!"
jeandolly
Young Ripley, yeah. Later Ripley was a bit grim eh ?
Wouldn't you?
Jeez... getting downvoted, I guess y'all missed the part where she was half alien ?
HeavyVegetable
Your six year old has seen Aliens? Can she sleep at night?
bananabelly
Yeah. My kid understands that movies aren't real to a higher degree than most adults. "The Thing" is one of her favorites. 9 yrs old!
Entirely possible he collects action figures or has posters
blackguard89
did....did she punch the queen alien in the vagina and make it cry?
Tylvian
For those who honestly don't know the movie, its aliens.
TheLastBeerBender
Game over, man! Game over!
Lurker00015563
Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bMDC7P_y5o
phlat6
So much better with sound
CamelSpotter
As an Aliens fan.
ajthecreator
source?
ChanningTastum
Thanks Weyland
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
I think it's the best movie ever made and it was considered low-budget and made with tons of tension and conflict on the set.
HoriOri
Conflict? There were plenty of accidents/near misses on Aliens. Sure you're not thinking of Alien 3? That was some film dev torture.
MoepsDump
Glad to see my photoshop getting used! :D
ForgetAboutThis
Dejà vu
grimnorseman
and lets agree that it IS a trilogy, right ? RIGHT ?
Alien 3 is still better than Resurrection and Prometheus, imo.
PlZZATHEHUTT
Molotovbliss
Did y'all know that Vasquez is the mom in Terminator 2? That blew my mind when I found out.
LazyIsBad
Game over man, game over
aMassiveMurderousDick
RIP :(
jbondeee
AMEN!!!
pxlphile
Those Xiao Xiao stickfight flash movies get really out of control
shadowex3
half of imgur probably has no idea what any of those words mean.
Yeah probably. happily the internet never forgets ;)
Try going to Contaminated.net. Unfortunately, sometimes, the internet forgets.
Zetor
Amazing! They should make a real-life action movie about this.
cleverbeans
Real life isn't two dimensional silly. They'd have to make a fake life version of this.
[deleted]
badgersbadgerswedontneednostinkinbadgers
These are so awesome!
DrunkSideOfTheMoon
Loved the part where he misses the jump
postscriptcellophant
Oh my god I love it when he throws up
DaneBrass
I bet it would be even more amazing if they did it like the old days without CG.
Mymumsaysno
I would watch the hell out of that movie!
Maybe even two! And then shit all over it with crappy sequels.
depressingcomments
The new one coming out doesn't look bad..
And shitty crossovers
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
Don't forget to make a couple of Meh games to go along with it
NightfallEverdark
As crappy as resurrection was, I still liked it...
MrPizzaGuy
Me too.
Havok707
They gave it to Luc besson, he made a luc besson movie out of it, what did they expect xD
vipermx138
And prequels!
TheSparkySparkyBoomMan
And completely parallel battle royales!
Morg729
and crossovers with other franchises
Don't forget the crossovers
WeeblesWobble
Better than a prequel, they can make a prequel not prequel!
Wrathrunner
it's pretty obvious it's a prequel... not much mention of it in reviews. on uk tv though it says it is on the blerb when you press info :')
GrouchyMarx
I kinda liked Alien 3. 4th one was shit, tho. And Prometheus, it was pretty but also shitty. And I'm not even gonna say anything about AVP.
ellekitty
No one was talking about Aliens, jeez =O
TCxStorm
Word. I liked 3
ygohomer
I actually liked and a lot. A guilty pleasure
ElecTech
The full directors cut of three is easily as good as the first if not slightly better. The theatrical cut makes you want to hug a facehugger
They killed Newt
After doing some googling it seems that I've only seen the director's cut. Explains a few things.
BarrelLemon
Man, first avp movie came when i was pretty young, probably among the first of monster movies I have ever seen. Freaking loved that movie.
gardendom
i have some good news for you friend
fluortanten
They can't. Bill Paxton is dead.
TheSimpleDude
HenryDorsettCase
and a porn: analien vs. penetrator
PM Links? For science
this was a joke. at least... i hope so ^^
skipweasel
Source?
evula
Specific video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bMDC7P_y5o
Predator (1987)
GregSailer
420 studio youtube
Belaco
You... You were not lying.
ShaTiK
https://www.youtube.com/user/0420to Russian studio that makes 60-second movie speedruns (language-free) and various satire short movies
Error404FuckNotFound
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guildencrantzandrosenstern
Delicate2463
SaberTheKingofKnights
trmin
I expected an upvote gif. now i am sad that i am not skilled enough to make an upvote GIF out of it :(
AfroSamuraiRM
Whoa.
Thanks - I shall go and enjoy.
Well you go, but around half of the content is in Russian. Speedruns are not though
I can manage French and German - but I never got my tongue round Russian. My BiL speaks it well....
db17k
In the pipe 5 by 5
lsteamer
How do i get out of this chickenshit outfit?
AlexisWalker
Slower, you slut.
MOJOEJOEMO
This was awesome. I'll have another !
knifepartty
Too funny. Nice touch when Ripley hits the alien right in the lady bits with the loader and she doubles over. I love this movie.
JackDManheim
Did you... did you SHOOT Newt out of the vent?
ravishmered
i would like a frame to colour in.
marmotosaur
awesome!
MrSnuffletits
Dude! Spoiler alert!
ItsActuallyDavidNow
AlanMansbridge127001
Dot
doomlegume
@kingofbees @cinderhellafine @jellyfuckinbeans
doomlegume
@jellyfuckingbeans
TheFlyinPanda
Man that was accurate
crunchtastic
Brain explosion!!!
WaneTendo
Jonesey bein a sassy boy in the beginning
sonalsWatcher
Amazing work...
massakayne
playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTKRG4AXz0sgxziM3Z31cx0EhfI736e0a
UnicornCock
mastercontributhor
I will do anything for more of these. Except learn Russian apparently.
kinosnightmares
Aww, cutest swarm ever.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
nut nappin' the Queen, that's a ballsy move
Qumefox
I actually lol'd at that part.
TimberWilly
Wednesdude
My kids 11yo and 6yo said my wife is looking like Ripley. She was offended. She never saw the movie before. I think Ripley is hot
OopsPoops
She aged well. Would still bang if my nose didn't stop running and she cared about my mario cart lap times.
Kappa043
Maybe someone would love you if you could spell "Mario Kart", you fucking heathen.
ifuckdragons
Rekt
imabigbadvisioninspace
Believe it. Or not.
drenix
I'm pretty sure they were talking about that ptherodactil from Metroid
prfesser
You think right. Susan Alexandra Weaver was steamin' in Alien, at age 30. She's 67 and still smokin'.
KeeleonOhms
Shes a "handsome" woman. But dam if she didnt age like expensive wine.
iperblastoma
she's beautifull and she is tough. I can't imagine a better compliment. Bravo to your kids
Mewmus
Ripley was the first monster movie woman to not just scream in terror at the monster and let the men handle it.
temujin9
"I think Ripley is hot."
SirButcher
Except her wife :)
sleepyimgurian
she wasnt unattractive when younger, but she was never hot imo. #subjective
temujin9
#YouAreEntitledToYourWrongOpinion
sleepyimgurian
haha - i like it ^
FlyingButtPliers
Your 11 and 6yo have watched Alien?
disidi
I mean we all did back in the day, why not nowadays? I turned out f... Hmmm
KeeleonOhms
This was my first thought. But i have tons of action figures and even a Predator costume. My daughter knows lots of characters with no cntxt
ifuckdragons
Sigourney Weaver hot doe
404GravitassNotFound
KeeleonOhms
But her face...
Radix865
aarhusianer
Yeeess ... what about it?
KeeleonOhms
Its "handsome"... shes not ugly, but ive never seen SigourneyvWeaver as "beautiful".
Gossgoss
What about Galaxy Quest?
UnicornCock
That's props if I ever heard it. She is the baddest of asses. Believe it, or not.
Textuality
Being compared to Ripley is a pretty big compliment. Ripley is one of the most badass people in all of movie-dom. :)
Loy71
I have never seen panic and fear acted so good as by her in Alien.
Textuality
Sigourney Weaver is an amazing actress. I'll see anything she's in.
saintdave1985
You are correct
KeeleonOhms
She never did anything for me until Galaxy Quest and the Heartbreakers.
juggernaut1
That Galaxy quest tho
FuckingTurtleBear
True
FuckingTurtleBear
True
FuckingTurtleBear
Ghostbusters
KeeleonOhms
Thats the thing. I never found her attractive as the main love interest.
FuckingTurtleBear
No stress mate. Rewatching it just the other day - seductive was not her wheelhouse. Not at the time. Poor lass was awkward
Barantor
"Are you the gatekeeper?"...
CupCakeMadeMyDay
Ripley is badass. favorite quote: "Get away from her you bitch!!" & "You are my lucky star"
Textuality
She's got lots of good lines. One of my favorites is her asking "Did IQs just DROP sharply while I was away?"
Textuality
Or "I say we nuke the entire site from orbit." "Now hold on, that site has a substantial dollar amount attached to it." "They can BILL ME!"
jeandolly
Young Ripley, yeah. Later Ripley was a bit grim eh ?
UnicornCock
Wouldn't you?
jeandolly
Jeez... getting downvoted, I guess y'all missed the part where she was half alien ?
HeavyVegetable
Your six year old has seen Aliens? Can she sleep at night?
bananabelly
Yeah. My kid understands that movies aren't real to a higher degree than most adults. "The Thing" is one of her favorites. 9 yrs old!
KeeleonOhms
Entirely possible he collects action figures or has posters
blackguard89
did....did she punch the queen alien in the vagina and make it cry?
Tylvian
For those who honestly don't know the movie, its aliens.
TheLastBeerBender
Game over, man! Game over!
Lurker00015563
Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bMDC7P_y5o
phlat6
So much better with sound
CamelSpotter
As an Aliens fan.
ajthecreator
source?
ChanningTastum
Thanks Weyland
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
I think it's the best movie ever made and it was considered low-budget and made with tons of tension and conflict on the set.
HoriOri
Conflict? There were plenty of accidents/near misses on Aliens. Sure you're not thinking of Alien 3? That was some film dev torture.
MoepsDump
Glad to see my photoshop getting used! :D
ForgetAboutThis
Dejà vu
grimnorseman
and lets agree that it IS a trilogy, right ? RIGHT ?
CamelSpotter
Alien 3 is still better than Resurrection and Prometheus, imo.
PlZZATHEHUTT
Molotovbliss
Did y'all know that Vasquez is the mom in Terminator 2? That blew my mind when I found out.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
LazyIsBad
Game over man, game over
aMassiveMurderousDick
RIP :(
jbondeee
AMEN!!!
pxlphile
Those Xiao Xiao stickfight flash movies get really out of control
shadowex3
half of imgur probably has no idea what any of those words mean.
pxlphile
Yeah probably. happily the internet never forgets ;)
shadowex3
Try going to Contaminated.net. Unfortunately, sometimes, the internet forgets.
Zetor
Amazing! They should make a real-life action movie about this.
cleverbeans
Real life isn't two dimensional silly. They'd have to make a fake life version of this.
[deleted]
[deleted]
badgersbadgerswedontneednostinkinbadgers
These are so awesome!
DrunkSideOfTheMoon
Loved the part where he misses the jump
postscriptcellophant
Oh my god I love it when he throws up
DaneBrass
I bet it would be even more amazing if they did it like the old days without CG.
Mymumsaysno
I would watch the hell out of that movie!
SomeoneTookMyUsernameToo
Maybe even two! And then shit all over it with crappy sequels.
depressingcomments
The new one coming out doesn't look bad..
ChanningTastum
And shitty crossovers
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
Don't forget to make a couple of Meh games to go along with it
NightfallEverdark
As crappy as resurrection was, I still liked it...
MrPizzaGuy
Me too.
Havok707
They gave it to Luc besson, he made a luc besson movie out of it, what did they expect xD
vipermx138
And prequels!
TheSparkySparkyBoomMan
And completely parallel battle royales!
Morg729
and crossovers with other franchises
ChanningTastum
Don't forget the crossovers
WeeblesWobble
Better than a prequel, they can make a prequel not prequel!
Wrathrunner
it's pretty obvious it's a prequel... not much mention of it in reviews. on uk tv though it says it is on the blerb when you press info :')
GrouchyMarx
I kinda liked Alien 3. 4th one was shit, tho. And Prometheus, it was pretty but also shitty. And I'm not even gonna say anything about AVP.
ellekitty
No one was talking about Aliens, jeez =O
TCxStorm
Word. I liked 3
ygohomer
I actually liked and a lot. A guilty pleasure
ElecTech
The full directors cut of three is easily as good as the first if not slightly better. The theatrical cut makes you want to hug a facehugger
UnicornCock
They killed Newt
GrouchyMarx
After doing some googling it seems that I've only seen the director's cut. Explains a few things.
BarrelLemon
Man, first avp movie came when i was pretty young, probably among the first of monster movies I have ever seen. Freaking loved that movie.
gardendom
i have some good news for you friend
fluortanten
They can't. Bill Paxton is dead.
TheSimpleDude
HenryDorsettCase
and a porn: analien vs. penetrator
UnicornCock
PM Links? For science
HenryDorsettCase
this was a joke. at least... i hope so ^^
skipweasel
Source?
evula
Specific video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bMDC7P_y5o
ChanningTastum
Predator (1987)
GregSailer
420 studio youtube
Belaco
You... You were not lying.
ShaTiK
https://www.youtube.com/user/0420to Russian studio that makes 60-second movie speedruns (language-free) and various satire short movies
Error404FuckNotFound
.
guildencrantzandrosenstern
.
Delicate2463
.
SaberTheKingofKnights
trmin
I expected an upvote gif. now i am sad that i am not skilled enough to make an upvote GIF out of it :(
AfroSamuraiRM
Whoa.
skipweasel
Thanks - I shall go and enjoy.
ShaTiK
Well you go, but around half of the content is in Russian. Speedruns are not though
skipweasel
I can manage French and German - but I never got my tongue round Russian. My BiL speaks it well....