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GayForward
Or calmly say, "look, I think you're trying to help me here, but I don't really like lemons. But I appreciate the gesture and you, Life."
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
I happen to like lemon juice, but also I would agree that plain lemon juice is not the same thing as lemonade
FdINI
FloppyFingers
It is up to you to find the water and add your sugar.
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Anytime I see the word sugar I just think of System of a Down's song. SUGAHHHH *doo doo. Doodoodoo, do doooo. Doo* SUGAHHHHH
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Idonthavealottosay
CanadianFurr
You're not living up to your name....
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Sorry
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BadTimesFriendAhead
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lawideas
Maybe you're responsible for doing a little work to make your life better. Maybe you shouldn't just wait for life to hand you stuff.
FireRoastedFire
When life gives you lemons, eat the lemons whole. Maintain eye contact with life to assert dominance.
oxpajama
Hey op, you misspelled tequila.
joeeks
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.
KingCain89
nanyatenyaa
I think I could manage to refine sugars, water and lemon juice from lemons. It would take effort but what doesnt?
Rodltwo
When life gives you lemons,don't make lemonade.Make life take them back!Get mad! I don't want your Damn lemons!Demand to see life's manager!
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
you must provide your own sugar and water. as in life, it takes work to make lemonade out of lemons. it takes work to make a bad thing good.
myweaknessisstrong
Well, the adage says "Make lemonade", not "Drink that shit straight up, you cynical bastard."
GoGoGadgetAnus
Sugar, water, suck. Got it
SL4pthePANCAKES
Give me sugar with water
Stanistani
It adds a certain zest.
findingjewels
Edgar likes sugar water and doesn't thinks it sucks.
masterblaster666
When life gives you lemons make pulpy 100% lemon juice.
dangermint
or you can stop sitting around waiting for life to hand you stuff.
novusprime
maybe life wants you to put some effort into your goddamn lemonade, it went to the trouble of giving you free lemons ffs.
MrTay
Or you know that could be the point. Life's not going to hand you the things to make it better you need to find them then make it better...
iwaswasdoingfinelurking
.......Then I will mix my cum
TheMorgue
Sugar. Water. Suck.
roflsen
BYOS&W
Lumpy2Toucan
I eat lemons raw
Phyrie
When life gives you lemons, use it as bait to lure lemon stealing whores. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4 NSFW
darkmyst30
FIND A NEW GOD!!!!!
GadenKerensky
Here's the thing; elsewhere in the world, that water would need to be carbonated.
CatnipPhilosophy
I really like earting lemons mkre tham drinking lemonade
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CatnipPhilosophy
My mouth seems to have inverted on itself. Please send help
andthelordsaid
You've been eating too many lemons. Cut down a little bit and you may gain function of your mouth again. Hope that helps :)
CatnipPhilosophy
t-thanks