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Deadpool's Daughter: http://imgur.com/gallery/KSsVZ
Reed Richard's Promise: http://imgur.com/gallery/fpXio
MajDSaster
So... why does his Super Dog 'Krypto' need a cape?
DuckLover4000
I'm not a big fan of her super thong
jgray2718
If you like this, I recommend Secret Identity. It's the most Superman story you can get without actually being a Superman story.
SirsMadeline
It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm?
Crumpus
Oh, I feel sooooo sorry for the guy who pressures her into prom sex.
wackywoohoopizzaman
Isn't this also the issue where Batman killed Joker rather than have Joker blow up Metropolis? Like an alternate timeline or something?
daimomusic
I am not a fan of DC, but seeing Green Arrow smoking a pipe helping Superman's Daughter master her aim while smoking a pipe is awesome.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
So he's smoking a pipe while smoking a pipe? Nice
MechaNinja
Fuck Zack Snyder in his stupid, stupid ear.
Omaration12
They should give superman a family, I mean that's all he wants. He always been alone is time for him to be happy.
DidItForScience
What about her rebellious stage when she thinks everything her parents do is bullshit?
CookiesaurusRex
IT'S PART OF INJUSTICE AND IT'S A DREAM SEQUENCE FUCK YOUR FEELINGS
MissingLia
Was she wearing a Teen Titans Go shirt? That show is awful
BrokeMyFunnyBone
I think it's great.
mrbusto71
#8 reminds me of a Lupe Fiasco song where a hero becomes jaded and cynical trying to save humanity.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Reminds me of the Alan Moore version
karateshark
HAPPY? HAPPY!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I HAVE LOST?!?!?! DO YOU?!?!?!?
gavriloscharf
"For The Man Who Has Everything", for those unaware. Alan Moore is a fucking god.
frowardd
listen im sorry i know this means a lot to you nerds, but all i can think is "damn, superman's daughter is STACKED"
hardcaseisthebestcase
Gravity can't bring them down.
LordNoodles
Super stacked
xrufus7x
As a nerd, its pretty common amongst super hero lady types.
aluminumadmiral
TBF, the men show a lot of bulge, too. I mean, they're basically gods, who's going to stop them?
lapotat
The dog can fly?
StTriniansHeadBoy
How did he not blow his load like a shotgun through her back?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Artificial insemination maybe
rabidkitty4
Are we not gonna talk about the flying dog? I get why the daughter can fly, but the dog is confusing me. Help.
RayMC
Krypto: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP6-jZ6EVCY
BrokeMyFunnyBone
It's a Kryptonian dog.
OhhAndyy
It's super dog...duh
bryanew710
Wasn't this a dream state Superman got put in during Injustice?
blairmichod
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no?
Drucifer1988
Yup same one where Batman killed the Joker.
IneegoMontoya
nope....that wasn't a spoiler at all
bryanew710
Besides, this is such a small part of the story that I actually had to ask if it even was.
LordNoodles
Fuck I was planning on reading this
bryanew710
Trust me...this ruins NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING. Like I said, it's such a small part of the story that I completely forgot it happened.
bryanew710
It's been around long enough that it's really not much of a spoiler.
hearthstoneaccount3
Says the guy whose name is a (albeit tiny) spoiler.
IntergalacticPants
I wonder how Lois breastfed the baby without it turning her inside out.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Not all babies are breastfed
CivilizedUndead
Such a cool character, too bad she doesn't exist.
dagnabit
None of these characters existed until someone wished that they did :)
CivilizedUndead
Fair enough.
Guyonbench
That's one of the nice things about the DC multiverse. Maybe not in this universe, but in one of them, this is totally happening.
GetTheJuicesFlowing
Looks like she's wearing a super thong
MajDSaster
Really? now I have to go back and look!
LordNoodles
Following suit, underwear on the outside when you're young
LordNoodles
And on that note I like the evolution of his suit
GetTheJuicesFlowing
He took off his underwear
LordNoodles
He's got a different S on his old man suit
GrandM45ter
Fucking krypto.
MysticBummer
I'm assuming the existance of Krypto's powers implicates Superman also fucking that dog's mom?
RayMC
Kyrpto's his pet dog from Krypton who was stuck in an alternate dimension when Krypton blew up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP6-jZ6EVCY
RayMC
OMG NO!
xann101
Than how does krypto get his powers?
RayMC
Did you click on the link in my other post? There's an entire spin-off about him, his origins, and his powers.
MilfordMan
So if Lara got her super powers from her Dad, Clark. How did the dog get super powers? Did the dog get his powers from Cla... Oh fuck no.
Tekhead
Dog's a clonedog. After Luthor created Bizarro, STAR labs fucked around, whipped up a super-dog, and gave it to Supes as a present.
eviscera
Is that the current backstory? ... *sigh* Changes so often.
awesomer99
Give a dog a bone.
gubbstrut
this was my thought aswell, but with the opposit reaction ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
klone89
-_-
smashpro1
The dog got powers by being a Kryptonian dog on Earth.
MilfordMan
Meh. I think my version fits a more modern, gritty, Nolanesque interpretation.
eviscera
Hahahahahaha oh you made me sad. :(
ash020
Is noone going to mention the FLYING DOG!!!
mmozes
It's krypto the super dog
xrufus7x
Its Krypto. He is a kryptonian dog.
Cystman
I'm guessing this is all dream or hallucination and I have to be disappointed?
HypnoChanger
Not only was it a dream, but superman doesn't even learn the moral lesson from it; meaning the whole sequence was extra pointless.
newsguycraigevans
Heartbreakingly so
IAmDrBanner
SPOILER
IAmDrBanner
It is. Green Arrow couldn't be helping Superman's daughter, since Superman violently murdered Green Arrow with his bare hands.
IAmDrBanner
Kind of weird that he would even dream of Ollie helping him since he shows 0 guilt through out the Injustice arc.
AxelBeingCivil
Didn't Greeny actively protect Harley after she'd just killed several police officers, which directly allows her to get Robin killed?
IAmDrBanner
He wasn't protecting her? He was taking her to Arkham. He was arresting her. That is his job.
AxelBeingCivil
But he was. He was protecting her from Supes. He hid her in his cave first for that specific reason.
Ryannihilation
Doesn't really take away from it though, does it? SPOILER: Yes, this is Superman's fantasy dream after killing Lois in Injustice.
Muchadoaboutnothing
Jesus
CorgisoftheStorm
Nooo, whyyy :(
Cystman
Well, if it happened in another timeline or dimension, then we'd have a chance of seeing her turn up again. Dream, sadly, has less chance.
Clitastrophe
With all that happens in comics... How different are dreams from alternate realities anyway. They're like little subrealities.
Ryannihilation
That's very true. Id love to see Superman as an old advice-giver with the story focused on his generation.
manimatr0n
This is a version of Cir-El that popped up a little over ten years ago.
Fahargo
Nope its injustice
manimatr0n
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/superman/images/c/c0/Superdad-cirel.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100826034920
manimatr0n
I know the comic is Injustice. But that Supergirl design and history as Lois and Clark's daughter is Cir-El showing up in Injustice.
DemonKiller44
Yeah it is its caused by Batman if I remember correctly
OneSir
Injustice?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
It's always fucking Injustice. Ugh. There ARE other good Superman stories.
RayMC
What's Injustice?
Squanto229
Use google..
Fahargo
A comic pm me to get a place to read it for free
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
On mobile and can't figure out pm. Could you pm me the link? Greatly appreciated if you would.
RayMC
Yeah, I found out what it was lol. I probably won't be able to read it right now, but I wouldn't say no to a link.
xVancha
If it's a DC comic on Imgur, it's Injustice. It's always bloody Injustice. Y'know...I might make a "good DC series that aren't Injustice" OC
TheOldestBanana
Injustice.
OneSir
Oh my god which volume?! Last one I read was year three
TheOldestBanana
Source: Injustice Year Three Chapter 14
OneSir
Holy hell. I left it at the Constantine bit. Brb gonna look for it.
JakeHoskins
It just gets worse. Let it be alive in your memory.
TheOldestBanana
/a/1YDtg
Jaron58
Damn I feel bad for Clark
OneSir
Sir or madam?
TheOldestBanana
Pardon?
girlpants
I'm literally reading through this all through right now. You have no right to spring spoilers on me like this. ;-;
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Not really a spoiler though.
HandsomeBastard
TOO BAD YOU KILLED OLLIE, YOU FUCKING FUCK
SauronsLeftNut
i stopped reading after Zeus killed Harley.
Grrrg
I cheered.
frogger44
She's not dead. She got better.
SauronsLeftNut
i dont belive you. i also refuse to watch last episode of Cowboy BeeBop.
AnnieKat
Can confirm though, she's not dead. Harley, Shazam, and Hippolyta were transported to -SPOILERS- and Harley takes down-SPOILERS- like a boss
frogger44
No, really. She, Billy, and Hippolyta did some trickery in Hades and got out safe and sound.
NightRush
Harley punched her way out of hell, Kratos style.
SauronsLeftNut
ohh. ok ill finish it. but just remember if i've been lied to i have specific skills.
jackieshy
for someone not fammiliar with injustice story line. What is the deal with the voices?
thatjackass1
basically, this is all in his head, lois is dead along with their unborn child and shit has only gotten worse... yes WORSE
Greeneyeddevil
DUDE. Right in the feels. Especially his 'what is it?!' immediately appears to help. Dude.
JakeHoskins
See: For the man who has everything by Alan Moore
melancholypanda
Fun fact: That story is the first time Superman uses his heat vision as a weapon. That's how furious he was.
JakeHoskins
(magical alien plant that gives you your fantasy)
IWasBannedBecauseImgurSucks
That plant is also in the Supergirl TV series, btw.
AverageWh1teGuy
The voices are people in the real world trying to wake him 2/2
RayMC
What's Injustice?
silverbean
Comic book series where Bats & Supes duke it out, with the rest of the DC Universe splitting up and taking sides. Its a brilliant comic.
RayMC
So basically batman vs superman but like, good?
silverbean
Very different plot line, but yes. and very very good. Injustice: Gods Among Us - Every hero in the DC universe picks a side.
RayMC
Every DC hero? Like, EVERY hero? What exactly does that entail? I doubt it's actually all of them.
Wizardjr
Yeah basically. It's pretty good but it gets a bit messy if you want you can check it out at @DeadpoolSupplier or http://hellocomic.com/
RayMC
Thanks for the info.
PolishRebellion
Most of it is, at least. It's split into years and I've heard (and personally believe) that Year 1 is probably one of the better.
RayMC
Thanks for the info. Also, not that this maters, but is this considered canon? Heck, I don't even know what the Superman canon is.
AverageWh1teGuy
Superman is put in a coma by batman using magic. This is a dream about what could have happened if superman didn't go crazy. 1/2
silverbean
ACTUALLY this is what would have happened if the Joker didn't kill Lois Lane & Supes' unborn son, and if Batman killed the Joker. I think.
overjay
So yeah, If Batman wasnt such a pussy and understood that some things do not change, and killed Joker... and other villain fucks I dont know
AverageWh1teGuy
True
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Yup. Alternate future where Bats learns Supes is gonna be a dad and then murders the joker, immediately confesses and is put away
Engelous
That was actually a dream sequence.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Well yeah, a dream sequence of an alternate future. Checkmate
SoberAndBored
Spoiler alert
ItsTooHotInHere
Thank you for the warning!
JohnnyBgood422
You da real MVP
SoberAndBored
He's been neutralised by putting him into his fantasy world, where he didn't kill Lois (Joker tricked him). The voices are his allies trying
UltimateBooty
Joker you prankster. Hood pranks gone wrong gone sexual make superman kill Lois in the hood ✔️✔️✔️
tangowolf
This made me burst into tears reading this. Yes, I'm PMSing.
SoberAndBored
to bring him out of it.
bumholiday
dear god that's tragic
randomguitarlaguna
Not really in this story cause Supes is a bad guy. Injustice Gods Among Us is the storyline
BritishBatman
holy shit
jackieshy
thank you
Herotruth
:(
Croaks
Why do they want to bring him out?
rexnerdorum
I'm sad now.
RipleysBelieveItOrDie
Injustice is a great series, it follows the descent of Superman into full blown villainy.
BlankMage
Oh, so a Lotus Eating Machine. TVTropes has ruined me.
greenlandic
That's really sad...
iHveNoCleverName
Yeah, especially since he bare knuckled Green Arrow to death in the comic before this arc in the story.
bout2callbovice
Don't worry, he's being a real dick so it's slightly less sad. Slightly.
aprendemos
Oh shit! If you don't mind answering another question, how did he kill Lois?
karkashan
Joker synthesized a Kryptonite Fear gas. Clark thought Lois was Doomsday and took her out into the upper atmosphere where she died.
clawthewolf
Joker tricked Supes that Lois was Doomsday so he flew up into space with her
YourWaifuIsTrash
Made supes hallucinate that she was Doomsday, supes took her into space and she died along with her unborn child, plus the Joker had >
greatgoatman
The Joker dosed Superman with fear toxin. Superman thought Lois was Doomsday. Inevitable conclusion. Also, she was pregnant. 1/2
LookAtMyUserNameAndUpvoteThisComment
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BatmanNutPunch
He grabbed her and flew to outer orbit where she suffocated to death.
Clitastrophe
That made me sad and I don't read comics or care about Superman. Lara seemed pretty neat though.
Clitastrophe
(Just from this imgur post, didn't read anything)
silverbean
ohhhh this comic is a doozy... Injustice: Gods Among Us, if you're interested. The world can always use one more comic fan!