Lara Croft

Dec 23, 2016 6:18 PM

Also she flip-flopped from survival master to utterly inept.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They have to overcompensate for those first few versions.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sadly she was born without nipples.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Representing the REAL "unrealistic expectations of women in video games" right here!

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

More like Lara Craft

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

well she's not a point whore so...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Umm, have you not played the games? You can even see the puffy shape of her areolas the entire time. Pervs made the games.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Pervs made all of us.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bra is probably padded?

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

Kevlar linned

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

more lead lined at this point:dont feel cold much but half of what she was exposed to would have turned mine into rock hard frozen popsicles

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

haha.. i'm canadian and it was -41 last week and i managed to stay ok. LOL. with the snowsuit on of course.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

try the same with a thin top that's been soaked in river made of ice...pretty sure elsa would have gotten cold in there

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol... yeah. I bet. maybe lara croft just needs a hot dude around for that to happen?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

one tried in the first game...he was the first she killed, i'll pass, and i'm not hot anyway :P

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