Merciless mutilation of baked goods

Aug 25, 2017 12:39 AM

selan

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those heartless bastards

This is beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is actually really satisfying until I realize I can't eat it... then it's sad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm hungry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i hate you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to pair these with all the gifs decorating sweets

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's tough to wake up to this on a keto/intermittent fasting diet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Halve yourself a ball.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the first one is fucking criminal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tbh im fine with this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish it would look as good as when you shit it out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like all my relationships. Cut me open and expose my gooey centre.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The whole foods near me makes stuff like this upon request for like $5... its amazing!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh God yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't eaten in like 3 and a half hours

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never eaten a dessert this nice... damn.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What bugs me is using a metal knife against a metal or stone surface.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a person who grows a mean mustache, these goods were dead before they reached my lips anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all about the cross section.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think those look good

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally someone I agree with. They all look nice but I bet they'd taste like ass.

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I feel like a petiforophile

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not mutilation. It's what every cook wants I think, people eager to nom.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At least it's a good sharp knife. Real massacre would be putting them in a freezer and then trying to cut them with a fork.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 0

The buttons. Not the gumdrop buttons!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where can I buy them ? In US ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I often have to remind myself that all of the greatest meals I've ever made turned into poop. Keeps me humble.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Poops if you're lucky.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm rarely amazed at 64 years OLD (damnit!), but your simple, yet so profound observation amuses me so much... I'm taking it. Poop it is!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v Slow that slutty footage down.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhhh yeah, just like that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one is amazing

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