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Apr 28, 2017 6:17 AM
MassiveCuck
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watev322228
100% of people, who came in contact with this chemical, DIE!
elrick43
It has been reported that Adolf Hitler was known to partake in the consumption on DHMO, and look what happened there
Qualtagh
WhatADayWhatALovelyDay
It's not pH level tho, it's pKa level
SomewhatOxygenated
It's also the pH of absolutely pure water.
subject626
I've head that The Coca Cola Company is a big supporter of DHMO
PirateRubberDuck
Dihydrogen monoxide pistols and guns are being distributed to children!
SeaBass88
Upvoting for awareness.
ShackMcBlack
I seriously cant tell the majority of comments are legit
romeooromeo
pH level of 7 is neutral, not acidic...
romeooromeo
Oh I get it now... haha
Mymumsaysno
OMG why aren't we hearing more about this?!
LordMoo
DrMet
Every year, thousands, maybe millions of DHMO bombs are used against children, many of which are thrown by other children.
ljhalfbreed
parsious
seriously .. i thought we were over the DHMO thing ... actually i though we were over it in the late 90's
mithiwithi
Nearly 400,000 people a year worldwide die from DHMO inhalation.
MaybeIamaLion
:D
Binbag93
ComradeZoidberg
YOU WILL NEVER GET RID OF ME!!!
Ohjeezwell
Jesus Christ you're everywhere!!!
MetaSomma
OxyEmphasisontheMoron
nekrow
DroolingHomer
Does anyone else find this gag extremely corny?
elethomel
it was more fun before the internet got a hold of it
alink2thepast
Me
TheLOLisaLIE
Speaking of corn. You put some Dihydrogen Monoxide with some Monsanto fertilizer you get some fucking mutant style corn.
Quadropillar
#2 Water actually can decompose into H+ and OH-... Simple chemistry. Also, the name dihydrogen monoxide is wrong because hydrogen (1/2)
Cameltostada
How? dihydrogen= H2
Cameltostada
Shit. dihydrogen= H2 ; monoxide= O
Quadropillar
(2/2) isn't multivalent. Chemistry ruins jokes, kids.
SomewhatOxygenated
How else would you call it? Hydrogen oxide?
nanciesweb
I bet you are fun at partiesn ;P
UnderwearThief
It's an accepted iupac name according to the Wikipedia page. Also, pH of H+ in water is still 7
UnderwearThief
Err, rather an accepted name but not by iupac
derekjohn
We'll try Hydrogen hydroxide then. BTW Are you beginning to find those solo parties boring?
DelicateMenstrualQueef
Thanks for learninating us.
Aesurah
Hopefully it will rust away that iron pipe I ate last night.
ElbowDeepInASnake
The frightening part of this is it shows how you can pretty much make anything sound evil with the right context.
MagicalSpaceWaffle
CatsIsTheAnswer
Mymumsaysno
Look at this filthy addict!
STGxDante
The birds and the bees
BritishGingerLefty
I can see this is his first time. I've moved onto to steamers, much more of a high off that.
MyDogsAreFluffy
Look...made him go full retard...poor bastard...that's what happens when you drink something fish fuck in
sixteenbottlesintheowlery
This is one of my favorite gifs
wherethehorriblethingsare
Crystallized dihydrogen monoxide or "Crystal Hydro" on the street, has been directly implicated in the sinking of at least one large ship.
MyDogsAreFluffy
This might be one of the best comments I've ever seen. Not that my opinion matters but well done sir/madam/helicopter
Biigs
On hot days my crystal dHmO addiction is insane, the suns heat will drive me CRAZY if i dont get my hands on some!
eclect0
Even worse, crystal hydro can be easily made in a home lab using chemicals and equipment found in almost every household!
TsengMao
With almost no effort! Even children can make this when their parents aren't home!
MassiveCuck
Really? Wow. Crazy that big companies hide this info from us
thrain5
That's beautiful.
SeveralSpeciesOfSmallFurryAnimalsGatheredTogetherInACave
AND is responsible for countless traffic accidents every year.
eclect0
Patients are often given crystal hydro chips after surgery to "soothe their throats," but hospitals do not keep prescription records for >
eclect0
this drug OR include it on their consent forms.
YouMadeMeLaugh
You made me laugh. Thank you.
lexifornow
Scotch please, one crystal hydro.
Nineteenletterslong
Now that I'm done laughing. I must say. Crystal Hydro, is one of the finest terms ever crafted. And the funniest thing I've read this year.
Basher626
This guy's blue crystal hydro is the BOMB YO. Just don't try and steal his recipe...
MyDogsAreFluffy
I hereby 2nd this.
SomewhatOxygenated
10 different forms of crystal hydro are know, as well as the elusive form 'glassy hydro'. People are working around the clock to make more
counterfeitdreams
Dihydrogen monoxide can only exist on a flat earth otherwise it would all fall off the bottom
Thatguywhowearspanties
I'm a big dhmo guy, addicted for years
smoochmysnoot
That stuff makes me micturate
BushiestCream
Well.. I've been addicted for decades!
MassiveCuck
I'm sorry for your loss
Thatguywhowearspanties
I have panties so it's okay
luqman96
Please do an AMA
AkirasSpirit3
Me me big boy
eclect0
My mom was hooked on it while I was still in the womb. I never had a chance.
SuitedPanda
Please, I've been addicted all my life.
BenSnow97
That's strange, research suggests you are fine without it for the rest of your life
bmxjenious
does this mean i'm gonna die?
MothMonsterMan
We can only hope.
itistocold4
Every single person who has ever tried dihydrogen monoxide has died
DukeDarkwood
False. I have tried DHMO. I have not died.
MassiveCuck
Yes
bmxjenious
thats dissapointing
LunarRhythm
Water's PH level is also 7, which makes it neutral. Not sure what's so important about that particular statement.
derekjohn
That should be pH.
mediocremedic
LunarRhythm
I had a feeling, but since I'm not familiar with the chemical in the post, I wasn't 100% sure how serious this post was
Snarfelton
The replies here are making me cry with laughter. Poor fella...
youresowrongImadeanaccount
Di (2) hydrogen, mono (1) oxide, aka H2O
LunarRhythm
Oh shit. I'm a moron. Considering how well I did in Chemistry in High School, I'm deeply ashamed of myself.
UnderwearThief
It's water
LunarRhythm
Someone beat you to it. I'm such a dunce.
PurpleAppleBag
It's a very common Chemical but can be rare in some parts of the world. Addicts in Africa have been known to travel for hours to find it
LunarRhythm
There's a bad joke in there somewhere, but I'll keep it to myself. Haha. Anyway, that's interesting, though. I'm always learning on Imgur.
jenigrl85
The chemical in the joke is water.
bubwubster
Note to ruin anything... But its water... The joke is, it's water
LunarRhythm
You're the third to tell me that now. I've never felt stupider...never mind. not true, but it's the stupidest I've felt in a while at least.
DIDJAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETUVFIRE
BTW: it's water
bubwubster
Oh. I didnt see any other reply saying that. Rip me
RecurringNightmare
the question to ask yourself now is: is today a bad day, because you were more stupid than usually, or is it a good day, because were less >
TeddyBearHeaven
So the joke is: water is an acid (in certain conditions) and it's pH is higher than all other acids. Crazy people may mistakenly think (1)
TeddyBearHeaven
That a higher pH means more deadly. (2)
LunarRhythm
Yeah, as the comments roll in under my own, I'm quickly realizing I had a really stupid moment. -sighs-