Halloween spooktacular!

Oct 17, 2021 7:34 PM

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Me feeling way out of her league

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She done shit herself, guaranteed.

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Pumpkin spiced box

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PUMPKIN PIE!

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All the porn on the internet and I just spent 2 minutes zooming in to oogle those 7 pixels of side labia. Horniness is weird.

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Ah yes, I needed to be reminded of this childhood nightmare so thank you.

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There are worse ways to go.

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Cuts pumpkin open with knife.

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This isn't about the pumpkin.

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Sometimes it's the journey, not the destination.

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Strange recipe for pumpkin pie.

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I bet it's pretty moist.

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Pumpkin Cream Pie

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Yes, but I’d eat it

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Pumpkin hairpie

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Pumpkin thigh

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is this the band smashing pumpkins ive heard so much bout?

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yes this is it

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What?

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What is even the point of wearing shorts that are the exact size of your panties? Ladies, please explain it to me.

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I make that sound every morning I shit

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This is the moment when I learned I had my fetish

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God bless Famke Janssen

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Is it just me or does that pumpkin look gutted already? Regardless, i would pop out both hips if i tried this.

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When we carved our pumpkins this year, they were all like that.

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I always fear seeing someone snap a bone while trying to do this

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Femur is like concrete, would be hard as fuck to break, even with leverage. The weak point is the hip, as it's the fulcrum.

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The hip will go first. And, unlike a broken bone, the hip will never heal right.

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Boooooing !

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talk about gettin sprung

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I see Paris, I see France…..

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I see pink

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lol I just watched this last night.

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I married my wife because she looks a lot like Famke. :-P

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I would too

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Can someone whose fetish this is explain to me what the appeal is? Legit question because I'm curious. I recognize I may regret this.

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Thighs are sexy and this shows she has worked hard on hers

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Honest answer as a guy. Growing up I didn't get hugged a lot. So the feeling of a girl squeezing u with her thighs give me the feeling of 1/

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love I feel was missing growing up. That n my Girlfriends thighs are soft n warm soo going down on her is fun too

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I forgot a meme tax (as I don't have a pet)

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Because of the implications.

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What....fuck me, I will definitely regret this...what are the implications?

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That when I'm going down on her, in the throes of passion and pleasure she'll squeeze my head so hard she'll choke me out, likely making 1/x

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Me climax between my empathy when pleasing my partner, my lust for muscled thighs, and the oxygen deprivation. Or my head will explode 2/x

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And I'll die doing what I loved: pleasing my partner. 3/3

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No, no... You won't regret it. You're misunderstanding us, bro.

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snu snu comment derp

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Jealousy is not very becoming.

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Oh, I be coming. Ask yo mama!

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Trust me, you don't want to exchange fluids with that.

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