Buy a hover board they said. It will be fun they said.

Dec 29, 2015 5:13 PM

mayseventh

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Maybe

Wear

A

Helmet...

No one told toy to buy that stupid shit. And in a perfect world, stupid should hurt. Welp. There you go.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That is a nasty forehead vagina...wear protection!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Why do imgurians think I want to see their insides?! (Very cool! UV!).

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That looks appeeling..

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why did I scroll down why why adult i need an adult

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

At your service

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn, it's the gas station assistant!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like they ran out of fuel xD

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why did i stare at that?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know man but I did too. I wish I wouldn't have.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the karma you get for calling them fucking hoverboards which they aren't.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Does it hover? No? Then don't call it a hoverboard.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

But did you have fun

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This is the real question

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok that escalated quickly to be really gross

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

This is a friend of mine from Texas...THAT'S CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn. But was it fun before the hurting and crying?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For those curious: sutures are used below the hairline to reduce visible scarring while staples are used above it to avoid shaving hair.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Back to the suture!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that, kids, is why you should always wear a helmet! And don't forget to never pull it off if you're injured, leave that to the docs!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No. NO NO NO NO. NOT OKAY.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/osNLGWk My hair just ain't gonna look right

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IT'S NOT A FUCKING HOVERBOARD

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wow thats an impressive injury. well... just invent some story to tell when somebody asks about the scar, like you fought a bear or somethin

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That was on a hoverboard.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hoverboard? it's a mini-segway. also wheels without cage always require helmet

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So that's what happened to oven door.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't wear proper safety gear, I'd say.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She is AWAKE? Good god that's perturbing.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Perturbed +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think you need to be whenever they mess with your head. or maybe it was possible to numb the area with local anesthetic

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Using local anesthetic... ouch, only had Local once and ever since then I've insisted on general, local hurts like a bitch.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF did she fall onto, a damned samurai sword? o.0

10 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 0

Yes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

More like a tomahawk!

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

More like a TONYhawk, amirite?!?!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

SCALP THE EUROPEAN

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once split my head open by falling on, and I'm totally serious here, a cardboard box. Never figured that one out.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably a piece of a nokia phone, lodged in the ground.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

+1 well deserved

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She got 1 pain pill after sitting there for 3 hours. 2 hours after that, they gave her a shot of lidocaine, then stapled and stiched her up

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That's pretty messed up. Doctors around here would do much more.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Worst part is when they washed out her scalp with COLD betadine and saline solution. Said it made her cringe...

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Best deep scalp massage I've ever heard of. Really gets down into the roots. And plus, now she'll never have problems with her part!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I must know what in the world she landed on!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what the hell did she hit?!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm eating and this is fine. Liveleak made me strong

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Us liveleakers have iron stomachs. This is tame, just another Tuesday.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey ya'll! This is not me. I thought I could edit it to clarify but I don't know how. This is my friends good friend from Texas.

10 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 8

Someone browses r/wtf

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask him how it felt to be scalped

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please !! Announce the gruesome image in your title next time. I almost swooned on my couch. :(

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

What did she hit her head on?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kind of gross, I don't mind, but a warning would be good.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just a PSA on why you should wear a helmet. :)

10 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 3

wtf did she fall on a jigsaw or a fucking katana? how does this happen

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or not buy the piece of garbage.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I support it. It's like natural selection upgraded a bit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Amen +1

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or not fall off of a "Hoverboard".

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey Y'ALL, Y'ALL need to know that Y'ALL is a contraction of YOU and ALL so let's all spell Y'ALL right! We're southern, not illiterate.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

No worries.. we know not all y'all are illiterate.. just some y'all

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yal'l

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Touche...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everyone I know spells it ya'll, as in ya all instead of you all. Not arguing for it, just saying it has its root.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Well, every single one of them are spelling it wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your fathers, brothers, cousin former college roommate

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

What does that make us?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sisters aunt

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

'S exhusband's niece's lawyer's daughter

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0