abbiistabbii
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*angry fungus intensifies*
JustGoWithIt191
Quality dump. I had to hand my phone to my husband multiple times to show him memes
JruqsJr
Totes aristotle
Autocorrekt
And thirty two cents
BahamutBBob
The orc rogue. Did anyone else do the Dark Brotherhood in Oblivion?
deyoung1457365
You do not see grogg!
RedBlueGreenRedBlueGreen
That Arthur one is fantastic.
Bigcurly2000
#1 But HOW does he carry the elephant? By one of it's legs? On it's back? On a pallet? We need to know, the logistics are important!
GeraldWithTheFingerNails
In response to the title. Most definitely.
temujin9
Daxidol
Dax isn't trans, Dax was actually a male as Curzon and a Female as Jadzia/Ezri etc, only using relevant pronouns. Source: I am Dax :^)
landcfan
#14 Whenever I see that on a bumper sticker I think, "It's WHOM!"
Bystandr
+1 for "One Giant-Sized Shit Bitch Bear"
DoctorSpaceDog
you know the orcs would've invaded the shire whether they got involved or not. people always forget sauron was winning without the ring
ODSTsRule
TheBlueMuppet
Sisko still called her "old man" the whole series, so...
rottingcarcasswithmaggots
#55 you mean the Boondock saints?
KaminoNeko
ABluntForce
Oooooh, I see it! I see what they did there! *dabs into traffic*
somethingnotyettaken
#3 In this damn day and age, that basically still requires being a millionaire if you live in a city :p
BrokenMegaman
Fuck. That title. I +1 for that alone.
Mombeater
And just like Star Trek aliens, those pronouns are made-up shit, too.
Knilore
Only took 4 imgur self refreshes to read this dump. I wish I could use imgur mobile again but I guess not
Amwaysalesdept
Last one: "Ain't this some shit" also acceptable: "This motherfucker right here"
Susurus
#10 Choppas mostly.
YouThinkThatsBad
#38 glad to know Jenna is crying cause it’s so funny but don’t know why Jenna doesn’t know why she’s crying
shiyal
LoopStricken
And I took the road less travelled.
shiyal
Good morning preacher.
rbudrick
Santaurnament
endersjeesh
#25
?noredirect
zatoichi007
TheGroke
Vaya. . .con Dios!
JckCrw
Last one in #1 is called the fastball special. Funny thing is, i thought they were talking about Collosus at first.
Halzjones
I thought #9 said widow maker and automatically assumed it was a fleshlight...
LoopStricken
You got the joke at least.
ABluntForce
Well you're not wrong.
OGchumbles
okay but this is bothering me, why would the floor crack if peter drops his backpack on the groud? whats in it, a fuckin truck?
OGchumbles
or what is he yeetin that shit in to the ground at mach speed or what?
Crowlands
A backpack usually has more surface area than a foot, how are his feet not doing similar damage?
LoopStricken
He can lift 10 tons so maybe.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Sure but the backpack can't
LoopStricken
Maybe if it's made of his webbing.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
#1 who is peter?
TomDikenhari
Not quite sure, but I hear he's a pumpkin eater.
Minaeitea
Peter Parker i assume
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Aleesun
Don't do this to me
FragPenguin
Parker, you egg
DarkMaster98
Peter Pan I think
5crimmybingus
hey Beter
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
What the FUCK is a "yeets"??
konelhft
The opposite of "kobes"
BrontTheGoodBoy
"Yeet" is an expression paired with a throw of extreme distance and strength, as opposed to the precise and accurate "Kobe" throw.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Ah.
Yinyang107
I think it's Gen Z for "throw" but like, a fastball kind of throw
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
In that context, I suppose so...
rbudrick
Jesus' #1 nizzle, homes.
jimmythehat1
Why is Peter?
Petedoit
It is I.
bartdaSmasher
Peter from deadpool 2
goflyblind
SirHarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenKnightoftheWinterCourt
Dust in the wind
restos
ABluntForce
WHAT is Robin?
republicofme
Spiderman. Peter Parker.
BrontTheGoodBoy
Spider-Man is Peter Parker's made-up name, like Dr. Strange.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Spider-Man* It matters to me, okay? :'(
HerrBisch
"It's The Human Spider"
BrontTheGoodBoy
HerrBisch
"There's an ant-man AND a spider-man?"
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
ohhhh. I thought it was peter quill and was super confused.
pokebug666
Since post title mentions God, my first thought was of Saint Peter. Kept wondering who Tony was.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
that was my second thought.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I see. I was not aware that he could lift 10 ton.
SomeDetroitGuy
At one point in the comics, he was explicitly the 4th strongest hero behind Hulk, Thor, and Thing. In the movies, he's stupidly strong.
dwilson0725
Right?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
He can actually lift 25 now, but Iron man and the hulk can lift way more than that.
Shewy92
The Tony part should have clued in people who've watched any MCU movie
ferafish
He gets a spider's proportional strength too. Spider can lift 170x it's own body weight, so spider man can too, which comes out to ~10 tons.
Tunisia
Which is not how muscles work at all, but sure, comics.
HerrBisch
I mean, that's not how spider bites (radioactive or otherwise) work either...
ElynaerDeiros
That's probably the most believable of his powers too.