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Getaway Hitch
Highwayman's Hitch
Evenk Hitch
Jan 23, 2016 2:43 PM
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TheNoobestofNoobDMs
For a sec. I expected a Cera hitch.
MrSolomon
Now do the Monkey chain. Or the Monkey's fist. OR THE MONKEY!
00Donut
DO THE MONKEY WITH ME
MrSolomon
Cmon!
ILikeCharlieWork
So knotty. http://45.media.tumblr.com/1319fe37bad35b737655efea5e088e88/tumblr_nldffb8zYv1spuq38o1_400.gif
itemshop
I was waiting for that reference, thanks !
whatspaulplayingtoday
I love that this is a very slow, methodical tutorial. Unlike that shoe tying gif that shows the easy part slow, and then blinding speed.
retrohellix
Duly knotted.
justsome
I did knot see that coming...
CaptainYoloSwag
Lol this guy just goes to strip clubs and ties knots around the stripper poles
czme
Kinky...
oofda
Favorited. Will never use. But must have have access to for possible future endeavors because I am a horder of all things internet
ImageScienceGirl
What is MrtB. Martian B?
Byronicle
I am really surprised no one's doing THE TRUCKERS HITCH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUHgGK-tImY
LariCheltsy
For leaving the Saloon in a hurry.
AMUTAIWEI
Something worth the upvote
Ryebread91
I think this is cool. But why would I use these different knots? Why not just know one not?
formermayorquinby
That's knot funny
DerrickSteen
Hitches aren't knots. The difference is a knot cat support itself a hitch has to be wrapped around something.
Hotbonbuns
Favouriting for use later this evening. Hang on a sec honey now where's my phone? Him.. whipped cream's getting melty
SithRuleOfTwo
Instructions unclear. Tied dick around wrist. Halp.
zhuzzhuz
Why do u not show it releasing???
fevertrees
Exactly it ruins everything
Grapedactyl
Can't believe I had to scroll so far down to find this comment. To the top sir/madam!
TheZabadabadoo
That's pretty neat.
insweden
The Trucker's Hitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUHgGK-tImY
neevil
That made me sick...
FancySweet
I looked for this in the comments to see if anyone would beat me to it. XD
justtofavouritestuff
Did the exact same thing
mcfugg
What about the cow hitch? If you don't use it in Return to Zork your flying fox will fall down.
handparty
App to learn more knots for when you're bored and stuff https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.neptuns.usefulknots&hl=en
ThisSite
Thank you.
NightingGale6
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FuckYouOlly
Dots
danktrees
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GeorgeOeurwood
Marriage Hitch http://cdn.instructables.com/FG3/ACB1/HJ6010K4/FG3ACB1HJ6010K4.MEDIUM.jpg
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Well, you're knot wrong
ShowMeYourButtonhole
Ok calm down.
Spr4yz
If I'm gonna put up a hammock between two poles/trees, which one of these would you suggest?
PolaroidPuffin
Instructions unclear, my dick is turning purple
shadesky
try turning it off and on again
PolaroidPuffin
Yeah but all I did was flick my dick back and forth and that got weird after like 5 minutes
thedoe
have you tried blowing on it or getting someone else too?
rongwhole
Is that an offer?
PolaroidPuffin
I'm not that flexible and women tend to stay away from it
thedoe
just women? :/
PolaroidPuffin
*everyone
Buttsmith
What about the monkey knot? https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7q6xBZpcHo0/hqdefault.jpg
GrabbinSince05
That's the monkey
FFTRAUMA
What about the poop loop?
colognethedragon
poooooooooop
Creepyharrypottersayingterrific
abc987
Why is upvote making knots?
MaybeGrapes
Flying Dutchman can tie a pillow but can't tie a bow.
ImagineIfIHadANameLikeJimmyRecard
But what about the trucker's hitch?
DavidBrooker
That isn't a quick-release knot?
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Weeeelll it does have a similar pass through loop and lock design, if one passes a tent peg through the loop you can pull it and it releases
jackwhitesotherotherotherband
As I understand it a hitch will come loose easily but a truckers knot will knot.
insweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUHgGK-tImY
BedBatmanBeyond
But Ylvis are Norwegian...
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Worth wasting 3 mins of my life to watch.
vermiculus
what dd i just watch
insweden
Do you remember What Does the Fox Say? - This is by the same people
vermiculus
Thankfully I heard about it far enough in advance to avoid it, though technically I've seen the Postmodern Jukebox version :-)
Syiavri
<3 I love Ylvis :D
ohgeeRick
Show me the ropes!!
P00pdalla
The Black Smith's Hitch :http://imgur.com/RPbhpDF
DefinitelyUnaware
Was I the only one expecting another kind of "hitch"?
grannygoggles
Well done
SuddenlySarah
I'm boycotting this post because that hitch wasn't nominated.
VoicesByJAE
God damn. This was on another level of spectacular responses. I'm like proud of this stranger for how good of a comment this was. Well done.
Ryebread91
I can't see anything. Was it removed?
justin35f
It's the cover poster for the movie Hitch with Will Smith.
nietus
Image is broken for me :-(
justin35f
It's the cover poster for the movie Hitch with Will Smith.
nietus
Thanks :-)
justin35f
np
DiesInUserSub
I was pleasantly surprised.+1
GoodDayHomosapiens
Superb
NMGMarques
Gloriously done! Here! Have an up vote!
bongasaur
WHERE'S THE BLAAAACKSMIIITHH???
PolarBears91
Nice. +1
nomentalgiant
O Captain, my Captain!
H2JOEE
This comment is incredible! 5/7.
masterbelch
999 upvotes but a hitch ain't one
DJacamo
You. You win.
skydoosher89
You sir have a great mind
oftenanidiot
I don't know what I expected but it wasn't that.
Hooray4Everything
Oh dear God yes!
Creepyharrypottersayingterrific
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
bonkhonagahoogs
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TypoQeuen
I never realized this is the gif I've waited my whole life for
WalnutWisdom
I watched that for way too long
EverlastingToeJam
Same
PaintChipsandScotch
Who do you think you are, captain knots? Captain tying knots? If somebody needs knots tied they go to you?
MNsnow66
I loved this video so much, when I was drunk I got a seahorse tattooed on my calf. Worst idea ever.
BurrRankShanks
For some reason you spelled the word 'BEST' like 'WORST'. Check out autocorrects settings.
BreadyStinellis
Who put that chair here? Whose chair is that? It's not mine. Not my chair, not my problem, that's what I say.
rmoran
Mr. Walkway. Mr. Walk-down-me-I'm-the-walkway. Lead me to the building? Fuck you.
pigbuttworm
Drinkin' outta cups. Bein' a bitch.
herbrainstillhurts
Yes!
opticsnake
Holy shit! I get this!
WhoPaidForThisFloor
Bull SHIT.