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Chilolly
WEDDING CAKE TOPPERS!!!
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Did you even SEE the Doodlebob episode and why this might be a bad idea?
dragoninstall138
generation Um
WildWeeaboo
These look so much like Robot Chicken
Yrmsteak
So if I cosplay as my D&D character, I can have a mini that doesnt cost 1500$ and my firstborn child?
supernick86
Keanu with little Keanu has the ability to print more keanus. The world is getting better.
graehall
fluder
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYh318tf1i4
Slootibartfast
Thank you!
nommon
Sad Keanu wasn't a 3D scan. Someone modeled it based on a photo of him. You can buy them online through a 3D printing company.
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
Shapeways! I have their 3D Success Kid
nommon
Yep! Awesome site. Just added the link.
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
Looks like an episode of robot chicken..
StopLookingAtMyUsernameSWAAN
CrocAMileInMyShoes
Kyube wai.
sammysimplicity
Meduca! Become meguca!
xKrise
All I thought was "Keanu grieves"
Snarknado
I tried to make this joke a while ago...I wish you better luck than I had!
xKrise
Thank you! I'm sure had I seen it I would have upvoted it!
notirrelevant
Get yourself scanned while wearing a giant penis costume, and you can give your SO a customized dildo with your face on it.
PutItInNeutral
Or.... OR!... You could literally play hide and go fuck yourself.
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
Get your penis scanned first then printed into a wearable costume then scan yourself wearing it
notirrelevant
peniception
NiftyNips
We must go deepe....wait
myotheralt
That's what she said.
SteakNazisMustDie
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
No! Don't become a magical girl, Keanu!
JaimeBarrientos
Dude's gonna be so kawaii.
ThisWasATriumph
They are actually discussing alternative ways humans can be harvested for energy. Oh shit...
robotbob123
He's already in despair.
robotbob123
He's already in
Calyrica
I want that Kyubey.
JaimeBarrientos
To burn and destroy?
Calyrica
To put on my Madoka display! I have a full set of figurines, soul gems, the manga, and a few misc stuff.
sammysimplicity
It comes with the Madoka figure. http://www.amazon.com/Mahou-Shoujo-Madoka-x2605-Magica/dp/B00B0J7T1I
Calyrica
Thanks! Figmas are so expensive though. T____T
sammysimplicity
Usually they run about $40 or $50, but this one was discontinued a while ago. That's why it's over $80.
ordohereticusinquisitor
McDiezel
The only thing that makes keanu happy is a sad keanu... There's something here I think
BeerFueledAdventurer
My mom would always tell me that I'm only happy when I'm miserable. Relevent
MiamiSucks
Insert clip of Keanu going "whoah..." in Speed.
spaghettifacebang
Or any other movie
squibble
I need to date him to make him happy. I think I can do eet!
McDiezel
Trial run, date me and make me happy
squibble
Sounds like a deal. I guess I can't go in blind and unprepared!
BenShambrook
You would end up dead, like everything else he's ever loved.
squibble
Then I'd die happy at least ;)
TheSpaismunky
dude... ouch....
Frenchtaunter
Elnots
this. is awesome. Keanu smiling that is
Standard727
my bet's on photoshop
Elnots
this is what happens when you ride a user sub post to front page with a half decent comment first. ^_^
FreakOnDrugs
He said the picture was just taken at an unfortunate moment. He says he's a happy person in general.
torpedotor
Okay, Yoda.
MokrieDela
Wait, he CAN smile?!
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
He really does have a delightful smile. It's a shame you don't see it more often.
Ralpheo
True narcissism it's when you can only laugh at your self... Wait...
jofbaut
A child with cancer is cured every time Keanu smiles.
Ersy90
probably
miltyburger
Yes!!
IHaveANeedForSpeed
Anyone care to explain why Matrix X Madoka Magica is happening?
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
He's a magical girl
JaimeBarrientos
In a material world.
sweet101052
That is actually extremely good quality for a scanner and 3d printer
landseer
And now he must burn..
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
RHNB!
Boredman
He looks like he's using a giant dragonball to go Super Saiyan.
strawberrycocoa
Now get a Nicolas Cage model and put it in a beehive.
gnovice
John WICK!
bunnyrut
you monster
EnnryIggins
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5N2702AV7E
RussianJudge
What the hell are these made of?!?
AwesomeWelles
alumina silica ceramic powder.
MyrrhManhandler
Bad. Ass.
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
tbf he lasted pretty fecking well!
MisterLemons
He is... the one...
kizul
Well, he DID play the titular character in Constantine — so it only stands to reason that he'd be able to tolerate extreme heat well.
magnusmanners
Nice Buddhist monk impression.
ishigoto
He looked like a DragonBall Z character for a minute.
Nineteenletterslong
resembles a reddit upvote
Ratekk
Keanu inside the scanner:
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Once every while, I intend to watch that whole movie, but I never manage to finish it :p
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
It's so long, boring, and confusing.
babybirdhome
Holy shit, how did I forget that movie exists!! BRB, movie.
bachterman
i can't see darkly.
kmikl
... scramble-suit. That's a scramble suit. The scanners were in the house, and you never saw them.
patotheduck
Wise guy eh? Take my upvote you glorious bastard.
theclap67
Well fucking done mate
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
ICDarkly
My favourite book and the reason behind my username.
normandy247
this post is incredible
graehall
I laughed, darkly.
apearthenbananas
Yaaaaaay for all of this
DavidAndrews
Reference game on point.
micicle
God damn it take my +1
GameofFutons
Good work
verbalfonders
At first I was like "hmm." The I clicked and was like "oh." Then I thought about it and was like "OOOH!" I like your style.
iscreambanana
The pain, so unexpected and undeserved had for some reason cleared away the cobwebs. I realized I didn't hate the cabinet door.
iscreambanana
, I hated my life... My house, my family, my backyard, my power mower. Nothing would ever change; nothing new could ever be expected.
iscreambanana
It had to end, and it did. now in the dark world where I dwell, ugly things, and surprising things,
iscreambanana
and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly, and I can count on nothing.
iscreambanana
and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly, and I can count on nothing.
yakatuus
That got dark real quick.
malapresta
I see what you did there
QuixoticGoingDjinn
Did you see clearly, or darkly?
Pseudomenos
*inside the scanner, darkly.
flubberfucker
no, too blunt. don't hit us over the head with the reference. play it subtle like OP did. you just learned something about comedy, grasshop
TastyBrainMeats
Was that movie any good?
Retsueto
God yes, hell, it's still the only movie with Keanu and Robert Downey Jr.
moonXbeam
very. its a re-watcher for sure.
Tirillan
Yes!
TastyBrainMeats
Good, I'll put it on the list.
IDidNotKillAnyone
The animation is so great.
zonio
What movie is this?
IDidNotKillAnyone
A scanner darkly
WiqidBritt
Keanu is the most magical of magical girls.
TheDarkLordOfTrees
A Matrix reboot with magical girls
robotbob123
That basically happened in the Rebellion movie.
TheDarkLordOfTrees
WiqidBritt
Neo, you are the one, so make a contract with me and become a magical girl!
Lentils28
Blue pill, read pill, or contract?
sweatytelemarketer
Just finished watching Madoka Magica, easily my second favourite anime.
DJswizzler
Personally, it's my number 1 favorite anime.
Jellynoodle
Is it really that good? A buddy of mine suggested it, but I never got around to watching it.
sweatytelemarketer
Watch the first 5 episodes, it's looks bad at first but it changes.
sammysimplicity
It's an amazing anime. Not what you expect. 13 episodes, so it's easy to watch through quickly. Highly recommend.
sweatytelemarketer
I thought it was 12.
sammysimplicity
You're right. I was including the Rebellion movie. My bad. :P
DJswizzler
Absolutely.
ToastedFreak
I know all the guys who see this post want to make a model of their penis. Come on guys, say it!
iDrinkDrano
Only if it comes out pleasantly usable. I have friends who were requesting molds if I make them.
graehall
Go fuck yourself.
Fuzzykittenz
After it's done printing, you can!
ToastedFreak
That's what my left hand is for...
grilledbutter
These machines only capturethe large features of the body.
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grilledbutter
I was speaking for myself
ZombieEinstein
Who was the first to go in naked?
youtah
Glad I am not the only one to think this....
othykohl
Where is this magical supermarket?
Studoku
In ASDA in the UK. There's a store finder here http://www.asda-photo.co.uk/bookings/asda-3dme-a-miniature-3d-figure-from-asda-photo
Thisisheavydoc
It's an ASDA, so in the UK somewhere. I wonder was it an elaborate April fools?
dogenuggets
I saw one in an ASDA about 6 months ago. I think it was near the Harry Potter studio tour place in Hertfordshire.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
http://www.asda-photo.co.uk/bookings/1-3D-YOU/new
waitbutactually
I'm going to London and Manchester in November. Is there one there? Please tell me there is.
cyclegaz
The only one in London is in Watford, and that isn't really London.
sameen
Finally. Something worth putting us on the map for (even though its really waterlooville)
Synner1985
There's an ASDA's at Coryton in South Wales that has one if you're down this way.
Actrox
I don't think this place is real. I didn't see one naked 3d print in the group.
dragonborn4life
There's one in a mall in Oregon too
Imjustherefortheluls
Where?
dragonborn4life
Washington Square in Tigard. It's near Portland.
tarv0028
awww I used to live in Tigard, want 3d printing thing
LakrisalLover
There's one in Trondheim, Norway, of all places...
fruust
Isn't trondheim pretty big being scandinavian and all? Like 300k ppl?
LakrisalLover
yeah, 360 000-ish. Fourth largest :)
AnnChristin86
Hvor????
LakrisalLover
Sirkus shopping :P har sett eksempel til og med. Ganske kule greier egentlig!
ITdepartment
ASDA near me has one, so tempted, check locations here https://www.asda-photo.co.uk/bookings/asda-3dme-a-miniature-3d-figure-from-asda-photo
ZacMuerte
"ASDA Watford: 814.1 miles away" no thanks... (that's what I get for living in freedomland)
imgurinaryboy
In Cardiff there is also one. I plan to put my Tenth Doctor outfit on an go get figurined
WarpedLogic
One on Swindon, saw it yesterday
yaycats
There's one in York :)
hungryforameal
WHERE
yaycats
The ASDA on Monks Cross! I haven't been there in a couple of months but I don't see why they'd remove it :)
Whosaidwhattv
New or old York?
yagamiisgod
There's also York, PA
baconandeggsequalbreakfast
Torontos York?
ZacMuerte
old, seeing as they're a UK company.
baconandeggsequalbreakfast
The grand old dukes York?
freakingheisenberg
Theres one in new York as well, in the Chelsea market
Whosaidwhattv
Thank you!!!
freakingheisenberg
No problem :)
Earlkay
https://www.asda-photo.co.uk/bookings/asda-3dme-a-miniature-3d-figure-from-asda-photo it's touring
kohrah
this thread: asdfasdf
SniffsMcgee
You can get 3d printed sad keanus from shapeways.com that look exactly like that one. Source: I own one.
simonjp
Yeah, considering Keanu didn't model for that figure, I'd suggest it wasn't printed in an ASDA booth.
PsychoFoxx
ASDA Milton Keynes.
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
In Portsmouth, UK. It is indeed Asda, and it costs £49/$75 dollars for six models. I'm pretty tempted to be honest.
lustre
Roadtrip to Portsmouth!
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
Sorry, not £49 for six models, £49 for a 6 inch figurine haha
Jacksohn
★SAVED FOR FUTURE USE★ thanks fellow imgurian
TheMadVanguard
Really... damn need to go down there :)
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
If I put a paper mache(sp?) Lego Galactus in there, would I get a jumbo (compared to standard Lego figs) Galactus figure for my set?
Drakhma
so wut no one has walked in wearing a suit of armor to do it? some one should!
OhThisLooksFantasticICantWaitToPoopThisOut
That's awesome.....I live in leeds......I'm tempted to drive down!
ranginglee
There is one in York Asda as well! I know - I work there!!
OhThisLooksFantasticICantWaitToPoopThisOut
Awesome! That'll save me some time! Haha. I know what I'm doing this weekend! :D
QuinnQuinnQuinn
No way i live 5 minutes from Portsmouth, any more information on what ASDA??
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
http://www.asda-photo.co.uk/bookings/1-3D-YOU/new?store=210-asda-havant#/select-option You have to book first, I think
Notmyprotein
Havant Walmart one has it too.
ILikeToLookAtThings
Which Asda in Portsmouth?? I have to see this!
LO17
The one in Havant by McDonalds! I was there Saturday and they had a Ninja Turtle in the display case. Was awesome.
ranginglee
A few more scattered around as well - one in the store I work in Asda in York.
RedStarBeograd
Damn, that's what I make in 4 months of work (I live in venezuela).
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
How much do you spend on food a day, or how much is a Big Mac? isn't petrol 3p/litre?
Sorensame
Round trip to London: $5030 USD. However the fuck much a train to Portsmouth is. $75 for six 3D self figures. Playing with figures: Worth it
heysniz
It seems a bit excessive to spend over $5,000 just to play with yourself
justaminnit
Is there one in London? Could google but lazy and .., well, just lazy
Studoku
http://www.asda-photo.co.uk/bookings/asda-3dme-a-miniature-3d-figure-from-asda-photo Finds a store with one near you.
cyclegaz
Watford asda has one.
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
https://www.asda-photo.co.uk/bookings/1-3D-YOU/new?lat=50.40276060000001&lng=-4.222026000000028&q=London
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
I think it's just the one Asda that has it, annoyingly!
Notmyprotein
Most asdas do. The one in waterlooville near me has it.
mgsrex007
pretty sure I saw an ad for this in an ASDA in Wales, probably more than one store doing it
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
https://www.asda-photo.co.uk/bookings/1-3D-YOU/new?lat=50.40276060000001&lng=-4.222026000000028&q=London Yeah, there's actually 5!
aurennial
Just DO IT. DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS.
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
AkiyamaRuss
when did this happen?!? I graduated just over a month ago.
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Woah, £49 for six is pretty damn reasonable. Might have to get the train to Portsmouth.
Ichigokitty555
Its one of the asda hypercenters, its huge, I work in a tiny asda photo center compared to the one they have
TepidTea
There's one in Edinburgh if that's closer
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
I misread, it's £49 for one six inch figure!
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Butts... Still worth.
Charrific
I might have to buy a plane ticket to cardiff, visit friends, rent a car, drive 250 km to portsmouth, and spend 49 pounds for a set
corvettee01
TIL you can scan a vampire.
SH4K
I thought he was Jesus?
shriekinwanderer
Jesus is a vampire
spuds31
Either or, really.
SH4K
Jesus was a vampire D:!!! http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4149/1661/1600/VAMPIREJESUS.jpg