Oddly satisfying

Feb 24, 2017 4:42 AM

dweb619

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I want this now

Sigh... * unzips *

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think maybe you're just hungry...

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v

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Id have sex with one or more of these

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great, it's now 2:45am and I want a sweet snack now. To hell with eating healthy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never understood cupcakes that are like 50% frosting. Screw that, just give me a muffin.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

YOU CANT FOOL ME! THOSE FIRST ONES WERE MRE CRACKERS! NO MATTER HOW YOU DRESS THEM UP THEY'LL STILL SUCK

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna have to say damn you OP, some of us are trying to work here...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP, how did you know I love ice cream this much? :3

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As a former cake decorator, 2-5 were notably unsatisfying because they either ended too soon or were sloppy technique

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you like this stuff follow Sweet Ambs on Facebook and Instagram

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always upvote math. Even in the geometry of cakes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great, now I'm hungry AND turned on...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet post, OP

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That whisk thing might be smart but that ruins the whole fun of wrapping your tongue around the little whisk wires.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I now was to deep throat a pastry bag of frosting. Be right back.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All I can think of is "Shuga Diabeetus"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These made my ovaries explode

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am NOT admitting that I've spent hours on youtube watching this stuff because it's mindnumbingly beautiful, I'm not!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is this satisfying? Now I want cake, and I don't have cake. I am not satisfied! I am now deeply unsatisfied. Send cakes!

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

It would probably be cheaper and more efficient for me to send you 100$, which is part of another adventure I'm not going on tonight.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More you slut!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A job well done is satisfying to witness? How fucken odd is that, am I right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 is a lot of work for something I'm gonna finish in maybe two bites.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you slut, I like that a whole lot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I... don't think I should feel this aroused.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need to lick that whisk thingy. Best idea ever

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I just know my tongue would get stuck in the middle. Things like that have happened before.... :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, you need to do it the hard way and earn your frosting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was given one and never freaking remember to put the thing on til I'm done.

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Alton Brown would like a word with you...

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Unitaskers!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Called the whisk wiper: https://whiskwiper.com/

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want one but $23 is a little pricey.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For a set of them though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh... I already have enough whisks. I just want the wiper so I don't waste batter.

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Slower you slut!

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I slowed down #1 for you:

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Too slutty for you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just stared at this for a full six minutes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some say he's still staring to this very day

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