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lukeshywalker
Yeah, "true facts" about fictional characters... let's upvote that... not.
JoeInJapan
Quicksilver could in no way kill the Hulk.
SharksArePeopleToo
Azazel is not the Hebrew word for hell. Apparently it's used that way colloquially, but it's the name of a goat demon in Leviticus.
ArdentLeaper
Well there's varying translations, but yeah, hell isn't a common one iirc.
Klausse
cable constantly uses his psycho power to prevent the techno-organic virus from completely engulfing him...
WilliamKeith
#11: Uh, no. Stephen Hawking doesn't generally opine on comics. And 25,000,000mph is about 3.7% the speed of light.
iwillneverusersubmitanything
That tomatoe fact was the reason I read these lists
Minatex
Gambits charm does not effect those who know about it.
ellekitty
...like charm of just about anyone, in general.
skrizzle4rizzle
Havok is allergic to tomatoes!
buttmanqwert
Ryan Reynolds wrote every line of Deadpool in X-men Origins: Deadpool didn't speak...
Zath
That's the joke.
mmichaeljjffoxx
He did in the beginning.
Reigekiz
Mystique? Rebecca Romijn > Jennifer Lawrence... That is all.
cosonfused
At this point in time, it's faster to list all the X-men who were NOT part of apocalypse horsemen.
HawasKaPujari
Just one fact about Cyclops, good job Mr Bryan Singer.
MyDogJake
Havoc can stop the Hulk dead in his tracks. And he's allergic to tomatoes.
XxDreMisterxX
Maybe... Havoc's ability is only as powerful as the amount of energy he has absorbed. I wonder if he can absorb the hulks gamma radiation...
MyDogJake
That's exactly what he did in the comic I'm referring too. Pretty sure it's canon.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Can't Magneto control the iron in a person's blood? Which means he literally ALWAYS has a weapon with him.
fatbitcheslovecake
he is a blood bender
Efreeti
Technically electromagnetic forces hold together all molecules. Magneto's powers depend on the writer, always changing...
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Yeah I can see the logic in that lol
ralphwiggles
He does that in X-men First Class, but someone added more iron for him to do it.
Efreeti
You mean in X-2
XxDreMisterxX
Yeah.. They injected the guard with iron. In the movie, magneto asks why he has so much in his blood and was able to pull it out of him.
tak2452
... Azazel's name doesn't mean Hell. The Hebrew equivalent of Hell would be Sheol. Azazel (probably) means Scapegoat or a variation of it.
captainireland
Deadpool quick silver film would be unreal, "can you talk as fast as he moves"
sergeantapone
"facts"
SiSweetman
These fact dumps about comics are a good reminder to me that the Comic universes are really really really dumb.
pangolinskin
The Hebrew word for hell is gehennim/ gehenum(idk the transliteration) I guess azazel might be used to, but azazel literally means scapegoat
Syyd
True this
pangolinskin
I'm not a Hebrew scholar, but I'm pretty sure this is right
januskincaid
Sober helmet? Is that what we're calling it? Is he really just a big drunk idiot?
Pootisborn
So long as he wears it, he cannot consume alcohol. Those are the rules.
januskincaid
https://media.giphy.com/media/130JryJRLP4cN2/giphy.gif
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
really? how come?
ActualCannibalShia
The name "True Facts" presents some interesting conundrums. How true can these facts be when they're about fictional characters. Can a fact
Cere4l
there 1 fact in this one!
Cere4l
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Damien8825
Its easier than saying " cool shit from comics". Wait, that would be better.
garrettIRL
"accurate statements about diegetic elements of fictional stories"
rollercostarican
its a fact about the comic character. It is a fact that the character alfred is bruce wayne's butler in the DC universe.
ActualCannibalShia
be false? If not then is it not redundant to call a fact true?
browsib
Ask Donald Trump
HipHopSaint
That's a good point. But to address the first part of your question, it is a fact that Peter Pan is a boy because Barrie wrote him that way
btraqnasty
But what happens when another person writes something that contradicts that "fact". Neither is based on reality and therefore truth
astrangehop
And yet in stage productions, a woman usually plays him. The truth is a strange thing.
Chuis
This guy can run 25 million MPH. This guy is an omega-level telepath. And this guy's allergic to tomatoes.
kRuShAlPhA
Havok better never bomb on stage doing stand up
boatwreck
Poor Alex. Defining himself meaningfully seems like a perennial issue. Perhaps he can start with the tomato allergy and work from there.
astrangehop
Doesn't cyclops get the short end of the stick amongst his brothers in that he's only immune to his own blasts?
boatwreck
I was just reading the end of Inferno yesterday where Alex and Scott were fighting. It seems they're immune to each other.
OperatorTX13
And THIS GUY thought he could run from the Empire...
FarceMajeure
True Fact: Cyclops in the comics is way cooler than he ever was in the movies or the old animated series.
Winterhathcome
He's still a dick
HarryHobo97
Iceman's bulge...
UrKungFuNoGood
TIL Wolverine's smell is so good he can't tell if someone has a SHIT TON of after shave on. I've gotten migraines from passing vehicles 1/2
UrKungFuNoGood
2/2 after their ridiculously thick odor hits my nostrils through the open window.
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UrKungFuNoGood
I have dense taste buds and strong harsh odors often give me migraines. Neighbor's dryer exhaust etc... I chose poorly. :cheers:
Iamaddictedtolyingforpoints
As a member of the x men I appreciate this post
CanadianCanadianCanadian1
What else would you do for points?
CommanderCaribou
Hey look it's forgetmenows' brother, whosethisguy
PlatyPunch
Username checks out
dangerousDoc
dangerousDoc
But seriously fuck cyclops
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Fact: mjolnir can penetrate me
Gastroboi
Brave.
kevbot5000
I mean, handle first might be okay, but if you mean head first, you are a brave brave soul.
callmegigz2092
Talk about shitting bricks
kevbot5000
but you can only move it if you're worthy, so it'd have to be a Thor or someone else that awesome assisted shit.
Nahxela
why tho
phantomnerifes
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Brochiavelli
We need "the gif" but with Thor...
Mitchz95
Nightcrawler teleports by cutting through a "Brimstone Dimension"? Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?
DaveTheMurderingHippo
jjm152
That the "brimstone dimension" is under the covers when my wife has mexican for dinner?
Lichelf
No that would be heresy
koobybooby
Quicksilver can kill the hulk but was killed by a simple, harmless machinegun.
ActualCannibalShia
But Hulk can kill the harmless machine gun. Its like rock, paper, scissors.
IrishPub
That part pissed me off. He can run fast than bullets and land punches without his arm exploding, but then a bullet kills him...riiiiight.
OldnSpicey
It sucks but I keep asking why there are so many movies with Wolverine and none about Omega Red...Really?
ActualCannibalShia
But Hulk can kill the harmless machine gun. Its like rock, paper, scissors.
CogPrimus
..harmless machine gun?
Damien8825
Yeah would love to know how that would work.
Tofubutton
Not sure how quicksilver would land the killing blow, but the hulk wouldn't be able to touch him
ravinoff
Wild guess? Relativistic punch. Just him running into something at 25 million MPH would be a megaton-equivalent yield.
WannieTheSane
But could Quicksilver survive running into Hulk at that speed?
Popeofsweg
He possibly referred to the idea of killing him before he transforms into the hulk.
astrangehop
Something something required secondary powers.The Flash's are better defined, but the flash is more useless, usually.
XxDreMisterxX
but the thing is.. I don't think Quicksilver's body can withstand a 25 million mph impact... While the Hulk has survived a lot...
Damien8825
True. I feel like it would be a spit ball hitting a brick wall.
koobybooby
Well thats where physics fail. Considering quicksilver's speed, he should be constantly envelopped in plasma and withstanding like 50k Gs