Videogames can teach you some pretty valuable lessons

Apr 10, 2014 3:16 AM

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You can fit 2 sniper rifles, 4 handguns, 25 grenades, an RPG, and 10 of fresh herbs in the pockets of your miniskirt - Resident Evil Nemesis

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vagina*

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Damn you, I was gonna comment that...

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"You're a fucking noob uninstall life and get cancer" - League of Legends.

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People can, and will, change - The Walking Dead

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You will never finish the main quest line, because dragons and side quests are so damn distracting - Skyrim

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I have 7 or 8 different Skyrim characters (that I got past the tutorial with I mean), and only one has beaten the damn main quest.

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Dragons are the main quest.

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"Make life take the lemons back." -Portal 2

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I'm going to burn your house down! With the lemons!

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"When life is throwing shit at you... do a barrel roll" -Starfox 64

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I loved that game

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"Being on fire is productive, and beneficial." NFL Blitz

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Krieg would agree

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lol, NBA Jam did it first

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If your cousin asks you to go bowling, make time. GTA4

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Better yet, when in real life, always chose revenge. Or your cousin will be decked.

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Cut grass, earn money - Legend of Zelda

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also break pots

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Don't forget: HEY LISTEN!

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WHAT! C-up! C-up!

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Hey, Link - Wake up!

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http://imgur.com/sN2Trvk second time tonight that this is relevant

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What book is that

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I believe it's "Ready Player One."

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The End Games - T Michael Martin

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One that's been on the net for a while - Mistakes accumulate, success vanishes. -Tetris.

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"Your accomplishments help clear the slate of your previous failures"

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"Try jumping" - Dark Souls

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Forever alone Sif :'(

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"Try Rear" - Dark Souls

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"Liar ahead"

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I cringed at the memories of so many times I failed like a shit to jumping...can't wait for the next one on PC. Already bought it.

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I'm just waiting to build a new PC to enjoy it (already got some parts)

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"Praise the Sun!"

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Fuck yo sun. Praise chaos! It is the only way to save the knights of the sun anyway!

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Touch the demon inside me.

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"Baaaa" - Goat Simulator

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lol this is actually a thing :p ... i think i want to play it just to be a goat :p

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Oh god. that game has been sucking my free time and possibly my soul for the last week.

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Is it worth getting?

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its amusing and satisfies your inner jerk when you headbutt a ragdoll human into oncoming traffic. I can only play it in doses heh.

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"'Baaaa' - Goat Simulator" - Goat Simulator Simulator

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"'Baaaa' - Goat Simulator - Goat Simulator Simulator" - HeyCasButt Simulator

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Doesn't matter what you've been told, the cake is a lie ~ Portal

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"Spend 9 years getting a BSc, Masters and a PhD, all so you can smash things with crowbars and gun down Marines." - Half-Life

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"Your extensive training has prepared you to shove a cart under a beam of light."

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Funnily enough, accurate representation of a lab assistant job.

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Or someone working at a grocery store

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When bleeding internally, eat all the cheese rolls - Skyrim

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sweet rolls*

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I used to eat all the cheese rolls.. but then I got morbidly obese and couldn't fit into the dungeon anymore..

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I have never come across a cheese roll. I've come across a boiled creme treat, though.

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When in doubt, burn everything. - Tomb Raider

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"Playing Metallica on expert does not mean you could do that with a real guitar." - Guitar Hero/Rock Band

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"If you run into enemies, you're going the right way"- Halo

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this is actually very profound.

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10/10 have accidentally made a diamond hoe in minecraft... lasted forever though!

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"After receiving sexual favors from a prostitute in your stolen car run her over to get your money back." -GTA 3+

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And then some. Grant it only if she doesn't properly invest her earnings after her services.

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Also, "sex with hookers makes you healthier"

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"Just make sure you don't steal any cars or kill other players" -GTA OL

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Behave and get good boy points. -GTA OL

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Or be an asshole and ride around in your tank ~ GTA OL

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That part's actually true

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Good sir, that was VERY offensive to me. (There should be a comma after car). Otherwise, carry on.

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"Do activities with you family, preferably your cousin" -GtaIV

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"Hiding in cardboard boxes may allow you to infiltrate nuclear weapon facilities." - Metal Gear Solid

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YES! I am somewhat relevant!

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Killing chickens is a crime punishable by death - Skyrim

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i cast magelight the first time in riverwood missed hit a chicken . . . everyone attack me as if i kicked hilter out of art school.

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I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.

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Found the black man.

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I fucking love the Hound.

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Also kicking them, The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time.

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All zeldas.

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oh god that was the scariest shit to accidentally hit a chicken in that game.

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I played the Ocarina and beat it but never kicked a chicken.

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Then you missed out on the scariest enemy in that game.

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Or a source of amusement for the villagers, Fable 2.

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The difference is that the Zelda chickens take justice into their own hands (wings?).

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"Life can really fucking suck sometimes" - Flappy bird

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"You always have time for a victory pose, even if you're 30 seconds away from a fiery death" - FF7

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Sometimes people die, and you can't bring them back. -FF7

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For everything else, there's Phoenix Down

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I was talking about Areis. She'll die and take all your materia and weapons/accessories with her.

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FF6 food this too. Celes is about to be crushed to death by Ultros? Better twirl around after every battle and run out the timer!

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"Be on time." - Chrono Trigger

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"There is always time to fight the big monster. Just make sure you can defeat it."

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"An alternate-timeline Australian pirate who's a clone of an ancient princess will save you from your mind-controlled father" - Chrono Cross

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"I am Mojo! And I bring-om good foortune!"

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"What in Fairy Godmother's name are you talking about?!"

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"If a pretty girl drops a necklace, YOU LEAVE IT RIGHT THERE AND KEEP WALKING."

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But where's the adventure?

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"Learn to forgive. Or you will never master the delta attack" - Chrono Trigger

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"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" - Half Life 2

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This shit is deep.

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Gah, sheer poetry. Also, I got the shivers.

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I heard his voice.

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That felt really good to read for some reason

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"BOOMSHAKALAKA!" - NBA Jam

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Yo here comes the chief rocka

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"FROM DOWNTOWN" - NBA Jam

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He's going all the way!

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I suddenly wish that I had the magic power to make this comment the top comment, forever.

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I SECOND THIS

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And third.

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"HE'S ON FIRE" - NBA Jam

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More like

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Oh my. "They don't ask 'how', only 'how many'" may never have been truer. :o

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lol, shot clock

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I wish I could upvote this 1,000 more times.

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"IS IT THE SHOES!?"-NBA Jam

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He's heeeeating up!

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"Attack helicopter pilots are chosen on a 'first come first served' basis." -BF

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phrasing... boom

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More like "every soldier is qualified to operate every vehicle in the US military."

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there's never an aircraft that can save an objective because some sniper killed it trying to get to a crappy position.

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At first I was confused about "BF", then I remembered I play Battlefield myself.

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All aircraft are one-time-use elevators

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This is so true for every multiplayer game I've ever play with aircraft...

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I suck at them, so this is me totes!

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I hate you

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"The world may be ending, but there's always time for a side quest." - Every RPG ever.

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I'm not sure why, but this seems very poignant to me.

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My least favorite example of this was borderlands 2. The world is ending and you HAVE to do side quests to level up. Unless you want to die.

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Unless you're playing Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning Returns.

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I haven't played it myself, but what I've heard of it was that they didn't consistently follow through with the concept, really.

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It's so much like real life that it pushes ridiculous levels. ):

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Majora's Mask in one sentence.

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this is why I love skyrim - I can do the main quest first and explore later

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I wonder what would happen if we all stood in public like RPG NPCs waiting for some unsuspecting adventurer...

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Like .... what if we ARE NPCs?

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LOL!!!

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ME3, I have played it almost all the way through 8 times but I just cant bring myself to play the final mission again, so I just start over

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Also "My son is missing! Can you find him for me? I'll just wait here and sweep the ground for 7 months"

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omg that was much funnier than it should've been.

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"My chickens/geese/horses/whatevers have escaped!" Well, damn. What to do about that?? Standing around will certainly help!

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In a world with XP hungy adventurers, it certainly does.

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except ffxiii 3

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I haven't played it myself, but even though there's a serious time limit, there's apparently sooo much time to dawdle still.

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eh, its weird. Ever play Dead rising? It's like that with its side quests.

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Nope, haven't played that, either. I don't have the resources needed for seriously pursuing the hobby :(

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Aw, that sucks :(

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This is why I still love Chrono Trigger. It's time travelling. I can do all the side quests and it still makes sense!

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I can wait.

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Glorious use of that user name. Well done!

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Alduin, thuri! Boaan tiid vokriiha suleyksejun kruziik?

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I got a little time for side quests.

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Oh good because I'm going to need to build a lovely house and have a family first.

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HOLY SHIT

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"I mean.. I guess I should destroy Satan bu.. Oh look, this cart broke its wheel!"

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"I know the princess was brutally abducted, but I NEED to catch the biggest fish in this pond."

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even when a king is in danger, mining needs to be done.

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I actually farmed up the Gil to buy the resort in FF7 once. If im not mistaken, he asks for 90K, or just 9K short of maxing out your Gil.

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I went and took on Ruby Weapon. For that, one has to breed chocobo. So yeah... the end of the world can be seriously rescheduled.

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It's 300k, and the max is much higher than that. You can sell a mastered All materia for 1.4 mil. (I've played that game too many times)

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Ah,thank you. It was pre-last gen consoles when I did it. I dont even know where my discs are anymore. lol

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"If it has already ended , then there is even more time for sidestories" - Fallout fans

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Let me just pick that up and put it in my backpack... oh, and that... oh, and that... oh, and that....

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took my sweet ass time breeding a gold chocobo and racing that mother fucker at the polo grounds before saving the world

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Same. I wanted to see Knights of the Round.

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hear hear

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