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Agent
You can fit 2 sniper rifles, 4 handguns, 25 grenades, an RPG, and 10 of fresh herbs in the pockets of your miniskirt - Resident Evil Nemesis
eftwyrd
vagina*
ziggrrauglurr
Damn you, I was gonna comment that...
Teneroth
"You're a fucking noob uninstall life and get cancer" - League of Legends.
slightlydramatic
People can, and will, change - The Walking Dead
TakeAcidAndTeleport
You will never finish the main quest line, because dragons and side quests are so damn distracting - Skyrim
NightRush
I have 7 or 8 different Skyrim characters (that I got past the tutorial with I mean), and only one has beaten the damn main quest.
TheDoctorAzAJ
Dragons are the main quest.
heretohelp
"Make life take the lemons back." -Portal 2
onethatoncewas
I'm going to burn your house down! With the lemons!
watercoolerdictator
"When life is throwing shit at you... do a barrel roll" -Starfox 64
UsePNGnotJPEG
I loved that game
CornDoggerMcJones
"Being on fire is productive, and beneficial." NFL Blitz
DeltaBladeX
Krieg would agree
lazerhosen
lol, NBA Jam did it first
thatcarguywithaZ32
If your cousin asks you to go bowling, make time. GTA4
dantemirror
Better yet, when in real life, always chose revenge. Or your cousin will be decked.
Teddysan
Cut grass, earn money - Legend of Zelda
ScruffnShine
also break pots
DeathDoctorTrafalgarLaw
Don't forget: HEY LISTEN!
Flymolo30
WHAT! C-up! C-up!
ablinkofstarling
Hey, Link - Wake up!
necronomisean
http://imgur.com/sN2Trvk second time tonight that this is relevant
pigmouse
What book is that
emertonom
I believe it's "Ready Player One."
necronomisean
The End Games - T Michael Martin
Shplintt
One that's been on the net for a while - Mistakes accumulate, success vanishes. -Tetris.
NillaForRilla
"Your accomplishments help clear the slate of your previous failures"
IAmSiegmeyerofCatarina
"Try jumping" - Dark Souls
papasyrus
Forever alone Sif :'(
grandw0lf
"Try Rear" - Dark Souls
drawsmepants
"Liar ahead"
soukmania
I cringed at the memories of so many times I failed like a shit to jumping...can't wait for the next one on PC. Already bought it.
soukmania
I'm just waiting to build a new PC to enjoy it (already got some parts)
claytron182
"Praise the Sun!"
Lostcause103
Fuck yo sun. Praise chaos! It is the only way to save the knights of the sun anyway!
Hungrypiemonger
Touch the demon inside me.
jbaero
"Baaaa" - Goat Simulator
Redwind007
lol this is actually a thing :p ... i think i want to play it just to be a goat :p
Daggaroth
Oh god. that game has been sucking my free time and possibly my soul for the last week.
JustSomeEnglishGuy
Is it worth getting?
Daggaroth
its amusing and satisfies your inner jerk when you headbutt a ragdoll human into oncoming traffic. I can only play it in doses heh.
HeyCasButt
"'Baaaa' - Goat Simulator" - Goat Simulator Simulator
FlatPlutoSociety
"'Baaaa' - Goat Simulator - Goat Simulator Simulator" - HeyCasButt Simulator
jackthezipper
Doesn't matter what you've been told, the cake is a lie ~ Portal
Folamh3
"Spend 9 years getting a BSc, Masters and a PhD, all so you can smash things with crowbars and gun down Marines." - Half-Life
emperorcain
"Your extensive training has prepared you to shove a cart under a beam of light."
hette
Funnily enough, accurate representation of a lab assistant job.
emperorcain
Or someone working at a grocery store
ZebraBrother
When bleeding internally, eat all the cheese rolls - Skyrim
skittleyphallus
sweet rolls*
Daggaroth
I used to eat all the cheese rolls.. but then I got morbidly obese and couldn't fit into the dungeon anymore..
hette
I have never come across a cheese roll. I've come across a boiled creme treat, though.
slightlydramatic
When in doubt, burn everything. - Tomb Raider
chowmaster
"Playing Metallica on expert does not mean you could do that with a real guitar." - Guitar Hero/Rock Band
EightYearOldsDude
"If you run into enemies, you're going the right way"- Halo
thegreatblacksby
this is actually very profound.
Lumpyluf
10/10 have accidentally made a diamond hoe in minecraft... lasted forever though!
meltedfrisbee
"After receiving sexual favors from a prostitute in your stolen car run her over to get your money back." -GTA 3+
idontgetsarcasm
And then some. Grant it only if she doesn't properly invest her earnings after her services.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
Also, "sex with hookers makes you healthier"
aus4000
"Just make sure you don't steal any cars or kill other players" -GTA OL
legolover4678
Behave and get good boy points. -GTA OL
MisterDoctorDerp
Or be an asshole and ride around in your tank ~ GTA OL
devasto
That part's actually true
NoSenseNoSense
Good sir, that was VERY offensive to me. (There should be a comma after car). Otherwise, carry on.
BelgianCatsandWaffles
"Do activities with you family, preferably your cousin" -GtaIV
TheGiantHogweed
"Hiding in cardboard boxes may allow you to infiltrate nuclear weapon facilities." - Metal Gear Solid
MGSBoss
YES! I am somewhat relevant!
slightlydramatic
Killing chickens is a crime punishable by death - Skyrim
SergioPena
i cast magelight the first time in riverwood missed hit a chicken . . . everyone attack me as if i kicked hilter out of art school.
ian9outof10
I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.
soukmania
Found the black man.
LadyMorrigan
I fucking love the Hound.
SexGazebo
Also kicking them, The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time.
Welley
All zeldas.
Daggaroth
oh god that was the scariest shit to accidentally hit a chicken in that game.
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
I played the Ocarina and beat it but never kicked a chicken.
Morella
Then you missed out on the scariest enemy in that game.
Sinniri
Or a source of amusement for the villagers, Fable 2.
Morella
The difference is that the Zelda chickens take justice into their own hands (wings?).
Johnny2x4x
"Life can really fucking suck sometimes" - Flappy bird
teh0khardic
"You always have time for a victory pose, even if you're 30 seconds away from a fiery death" - FF7
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Sometimes people die, and you can't bring them back. -FF7
teh0khardic
For everything else, there's Phoenix Down
hermionejeangrangerweasley
I was talking about Areis. She'll die and take all your materia and weapons/accessories with her.
NillaForRilla
FF6 food this too. Celes is about to be crushed to death by Ultros? Better twirl around after every battle and run out the timer!
Sturbinator
"Be on time." - Chrono Trigger
IwishIcouldbethepersonmydogthinksIam
"There is always time to fight the big monster. Just make sure you can defeat it."
cosmicbovine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5uzOzk4U9g
staplestapler
"An alternate-timeline Australian pirate who's a clone of an ancient princess will save you from your mind-controlled father" - Chrono Cross
emperorcain
"I am Mojo! And I bring-om good foortune!"
DemographicUnknown
"What in Fairy Godmother's name are you talking about?!"
FlatPlutoSociety
"If a pretty girl drops a necklace, YOU LEAVE IT RIGHT THERE AND KEEP WALKING."
NillaForRilla
But where's the adventure?
noptic
"Learn to forgive. Or you will never master the delta attack" - Chrono Trigger
NightRush
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" - Half Life 2
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
This shit is deep.
Kaiserboot
Gah, sheer poetry. Also, I got the shivers.
LordXeras
I heard his voice.
youbrokeitallz
That felt really good to read for some reason
YouCanReadGoodJob
"BOOMSHAKALAKA!" - NBA Jam
SargasmGetIt
Yo here comes the chief rocka
i81u812
"FROM DOWNTOWN" - NBA Jam
Trimpot
He's going all the way!
SexGazebo
I suddenly wish that I had the magic power to make this comment the top comment, forever.
jellybeansRAWOFCOURSE
I SECOND THIS
Mrkeyjr
And third.
lazerhosen
i81u812
"HE'S ON FIRE" - NBA Jam
emperorcain
More like
joedohn
Oh my. "They don't ask 'how', only 'how many'" may never have been truer. :o
lazerhosen
lol, shot clock
Mrkeyjr
I wish I could upvote this 1,000 more times.
koolaid39
"IS IT THE SHOES!?"-NBA Jam
jellybeansRAWOFCOURSE
He's heeeeating up!
Bouncehouser
"Attack helicopter pilots are chosen on a 'first come first served' basis." -BF
SirBozlington
phrasing... boom
ItsSneakyAdolf
More like "every soldier is qualified to operate every vehicle in the US military."
gbghg
there's never an aircraft that can save an objective because some sniper killed it trying to get to a crappy position.
WoohScience
At first I was confused about "BF", then I remembered I play Battlefield myself.
Counterfit
All aircraft are one-time-use elevators
Zalophus
This is so true for every multiplayer game I've ever play with aircraft...
obviouslyyourenotagolfer
I suck at them, so this is me totes!
Counterfit
I hate you
TheOneWhoWasLeft
"The world may be ending, but there's always time for a side quest." - Every RPG ever.
Rheios
I'm not sure why, but this seems very poignant to me.
Xeynid
My least favorite example of this was borderlands 2. The world is ending and you HAVE to do side quests to level up. Unless you want to die.
outset
Unless you're playing Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning Returns.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
I haven't played it myself, but what I've heard of it was that they didn't consistently follow through with the concept, really.
outset
It's so much like real life that it pushes ridiculous levels. ):
hadakanogokiburi
Majora's Mask in one sentence.
theconstermonster
this is why I love skyrim - I can do the main quest first and explore later
Chrishankhah
I wonder what would happen if we all stood in public like RPG NPCs waiting for some unsuspecting adventurer...
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Like .... what if we ARE NPCs?
alligatorhug
LOL!!!
Hellboundclown
ME3, I have played it almost all the way through 8 times but I just cant bring myself to play the final mission again, so I just start over
Mooselover2000
Also "My son is missing! Can you find him for me? I'll just wait here and sweep the ground for 7 months"
unsensible
omg that was much funnier than it should've been.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
"My chickens/geese/horses/whatevers have escaped!" Well, damn. What to do about that?? Standing around will certainly help!
ziggrrauglurr
In a world with XP hungy adventurers, it certainly does.
Cflores008
except ffxiii 3
TheOneWhoWasLeft
I haven't played it myself, but even though there's a serious time limit, there's apparently sooo much time to dawdle still.
Cflores008
eh, its weird. Ever play Dead rising? It's like that with its side quests.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Nope, haven't played that, either. I don't have the resources needed for seriously pursuing the hobby :(
Cflores008
Aw, that sucks :(
EllaWells
This is why I still love Chrono Trigger. It's time travelling. I can do all the side quests and it still makes sense!
Alduin
I can wait.
GrosslyIncandecent
Glorious use of that user name. Well done!
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Alduin, thuri! Boaan tiid vokriiha suleyksejun kruziik?
realsupersand
I got a little time for side quests.
Cerinna
Oh good because I'm going to need to build a lovely house and have a family first.
eftwyrd
HOLY SHIT
maltbrew
"I mean.. I guess I should destroy Satan bu.. Oh look, this cart broke its wheel!"
TheOneWhoWasLeft
"I know the princess was brutally abducted, but I NEED to catch the biggest fish in this pond."
GingerTheBeard
even when a king is in danger, mining needs to be done.
JustAGreyWizard
I actually farmed up the Gil to buy the resort in FF7 once. If im not mistaken, he asks for 90K, or just 9K short of maxing out your Gil.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
I went and took on Ruby Weapon. For that, one has to breed chocobo. So yeah... the end of the world can be seriously rescheduled.
Avedas
It's 300k, and the max is much higher than that. You can sell a mastered All materia for 1.4 mil. (I've played that game too many times)
JustAGreyWizard
Ah,thank you. It was pre-last gen consoles when I did it. I dont even know where my discs are anymore. lol
uncreativeguy
"If it has already ended , then there is even more time for sidestories" - Fallout fans
2wired
Let me just pick that up and put it in my backpack... oh, and that... oh, and that... oh, and that....
TheRealYukonCornelius
took my sweet ass time breeding a gold chocobo and racing that mother fucker at the polo grounds before saving the world
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Same. I wanted to see Knights of the Round.
ziggrrauglurr
hear hear