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Hey Imgur, I'm like, a dad
He came in at 5:46 a.m, thought I would share with all you crazy freaks! Love you all! Thank you for all the laughs and "wtf's"!
Apr 30, 2016 2:06 PM
TroutBurger
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He came in at 5:46 a.m, thought I would share with all you crazy freaks! Love you all! Thank you for all the laughs and "wtf's"!
phakedoctor
Hours old and looks like he's already had enough of your shit. Congrats OP, welcome to being a Dad.
Vandalmaster
Make an imgur account for him and upload significant stuff that he does and then give it to him when he's old enough to manage it himself
buzzl1ght
Hi like I'm a dad, I I'm dad. Common you have to learn this stuff.
cakeresurfacer
He's cute! Congrats!
BaseballHugGuy
It's like we're all a bunch of out of context uncles and aunts
rockonnon
Nice job! Now the work begins.
MrAsianGuy90
congrats on the lvl 1 spawn!!
theveryhungarycaterpillar
Could not imagine pushing a human out of myself. Jesus.
craftyhack
Congrats on the sex!
oyoyoyyyyy
Not necessarily
sorrynotsorryimnotcanadian
Did you make it in your TroutBurger?
mexicant303
Congratulations! Didn't hit you till you realize you can't send him home to his parents, because you are the parent.
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
Beautiful Sex Trophy..... Congrats
AnonimositY
Well, theres the beginning of the rest of your life!! Gratz!
SgtThunderfistMD
Dis, you made dis.
papertraveller
Your child looks like an evil genius
Elelith
Gz on the small one. I've squeezed out 3 myself! Horrible job, can't recommend for anyone.
DavidIsTaken
If I repost this do I become a dad too?
Dannyxrain
Your child and I have the same birthday!
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
Happy birthday!
Dannyxrain
Thank you!
assbad
Enjoy that cake and maybe sex.
Dannyxrain
Haha thank you
gingerrito
You and I have the same birthday! Happy birthday!
Dannyxrain
And happy birthday to you! How old are you turning?
ItsAllOgreNowFriend
He's ugly, return him to the hospital and get a better one.
MrAsianGuy90
I... I don't... um... I don't think that's how that works...
ItsAllOgreNowFriend
It is if you don't ask for a better one and you just take a better one.
MrAsianGuy90
Ah... the old 'ask-for-forgiveness-rather than beg-for-permission' ploy? Also... I don't think that works either...
ItsAllOgreNowFriend
What? No, I'm talking about kidnapping a new one at gunpoint, murdering anyone trying to stop you, and then leaping out of there!
Thundergiggles
The ole razzle dazzle