abs [repost]

May 21, 2017 3:20 PM

issegal

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whoev3r

A good invention that saved my ass many times!????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mmartin762

Fun Fact: ABS was never made mandatory for cars in the US, however, stability control was in 2004, and ABS unit is part of stability control

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Begotten

First time I experienced ABS under heavy braking was to avoid running a red light in front of a cop. Shout out to whoever invented ABS.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OfficalTaco

I was like, "abs? You can't even see their... oh."

9 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 3

cogs

When people can't be bothered with the shift key.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

thereisfuckerytospread

My exact reaction too

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

heysupbrent

I thought their 'abs' had something to do with their balls

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Begotten

FYI more cars having ABS is why you don't hear as many tire screeching wrecks or near-misses these days.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BigShepherd

That's accurate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IWasBornForThis

I spent two minutes trying to figure out what dog ab muscles look like and how they would cause this before it clicked

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

DeanOMiite

Annnnnd I didn't get it until I read this comment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cabbagebending

Now do the offside rule

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

RobJenkins

And the breaking distance is the same?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Spectracon

Barking distance

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FortressCraft

ABS actually increases braking distance somewhat. The difference being that you can still steer!

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Begotten

And you don't make a scene with wheels locking up and tires screeching

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ReverendShitlord

Why are they dragging dogs into the ocean?

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Biteymcbiteface

Because they are idiots that wants dogs that are terrefied of the ocean.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 15

mypatronusridesinatardis

To test how ABS works, aren't you paying attention?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

ShirouBlue

Sacrifices to his lord.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

DreadPierateRoberts

Hail culthlu

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DrippingSarcasmitis

Because they're shore'gies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RhuarcOfTheTaardadAiel

What is dead may never die!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

AlexImguram

So they can mate with fish to make more seals.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

motherfuckinmoonmoon

Antilock breaking system.

9 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 3

ColonelRhodes

Antilock borking system*

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

JesusEnoughAlready

I'm gonna be that guy. It's "braking" not "breaking". Nothing being broken in that system.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

motherfuckinmoonmoon

Thanks. I'm drunk.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fukthisusernamebullsht

Thank you for answering my question before I asked it

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0