Omnijones777
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Nov 4, 2020 11:29 PM
Omnijones777
58406
2027
36
Snooj
When we took apple pies out of the oil at McDonalds they had to sit for TWENTY MINUTES. That's some hot-ass shit.
SmokyDoggg
Lol maybe blow on it before you cram it down your throats you pigs. What a stupid thing to complain about.
Astramancer
Popcorn takes a bit to get crunchy after it's popped (steam=mush). I had people complain it was "stale" when it literally popped 30sec ago.
GatDangHippies
I lost count of how many times I was asked how many wings come in a 10 piece order..
warmyourbeans
Used to work in a pizza place as well. They just wanted free food. Toss them some bread sticks to make them happy. Still make a huge profit.
Rodvitner
Had a friend go to a Sichuan restaurant i recommended. He actually complains the food was too hot...
ActualTttony
ffs is kinda like the hot bite of pizza sound
Solarstephy
When I take my mini Red Baron out of the toaster oven, I’ve learned to wait a bit because food fresh from oven is hottttt
ccgreen139
I had a customer once say that RF is bad for babies. When he left I couldn't stop laughing.
Atomicgarden
Worked in a major tourist spot. I had to explain to someone that the Columbia River is not a straight line, yes the sun sets in the west smh
megamufn1
I work in customer service. People will complain about anything. I have had people complain that I wear my glasses wrong.
messmor
When my husband and I were dating, he lived above a Dominos and the pizzas were so fresh. I miss that freshness.
FallingStar7669
There is nothing better than sizzling hot pizza with gooey cheese. Mm......
yaddiex3
As a recovery room nurse, I cannot begin to tell you how many people are shocked to discover that surgery hurts.
DJTesla
I used to work in a coffee shop as a DJ and at 6:30pm my shift would start, the first people to walk in, would sit right in front of the (1)
rbudrick
Coffee shops have DJs. Huh. Gonna just pretend I'm not the only one that didn't know over here.
DJTesla
It was an off-the-wall idea while I was trying to build my chops. It worked for a bit more than a year.
DJTesla
2 speakers in the room and try to yell a conversation at each other. Instead of sitting at any table well away from the music. (2)
DJTesla
Then they would shout "CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN? WE CAN BARELY HEAR EACH OTHER!!"
swattyKnotts
Maybe elevate the speakers?
BoogaYooga
People do variations of this stunt. At school girls would sit right by the a/c exit & complain it was too cold while others were melting
cattywumpus
That pizza oven is 500 degrees. If it's not hot, we've developed a new spaceship cladding, not baked some fucking cheesy bread.
Frederf
Darn hipsters, eating pizza before it was cool.
jaloosk
jaloosk
Now that’s a hot pizza
durandana
I feel like you have been waiting for years to use this exact gif in context and now you can finally rest
rubber1duckie
Which way is the pizza spinning?? It's hurting my brain
twocowgarage
They probably complain that foreign countries are too foreign too.
TheMeanGombeen
... and nobody spoke English.
thefatlonelyjew
They probably drive to avoid paying delivery. I do.
salikarn
That's how you get them to spend more money on cold drinks. I know your conspiracy. This is the real pizzagate here.
sayosen
Big Ice is in on it... I smell a conspiracy... and pepperoni.
saxon2060
This is why I'd be terrible at service. "The food is too hot to eat." "Okay... You do know it's getting colder right now? That's how >>
saxon2060
physics works... What do you want me to do? Blow on it? Make another one and leave it in the kitchen for ten minutes before I serve it so >>
saxon2060
it arrives at your table at a cooler temperature... HALF AN HOUR FROM NOW?! OR MAYBE YOU COULD WAIT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AND EAT >>
saxon2060
THIS ONE, YEAH??!?!"
Iloveblackcats217
So what you're saying is good things come to those who wait?
ICommentToMakePeopleSmile
News flash: Hot food is hot, more at 11!
MouthyLurker
Wow! I can hardly wait till 11!
VastMajorityRule
Is the water wet?
SharkoutofWata
It sure does.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Back to you, Steve
TavisMcNamara
Just so long as you remember mcdonald's coffee lady's labia got welded together by spilled coffee, so that's a legit complaint.
sfrinlan
I'm not going to bother Snopes'ing that. Just going to file it straight away as fact!
therealcaptkirk
Ex pizza hut mgr. Customers would come into a dine in restaurant and ask for the remote to change the direcTV.
EnlightenmentSatori
Did you give it to them?
therealcaptkirk
Not often. Told them it was controlled by corporate. Stuck on sports channels
EnlightenmentSatori
Heh. Corporate. Easy sell for a national chain. Couldn’t do that for Broseph’s Pizza.
rbudrick
Tbf, no one dines at PH any more. They prob assumed you've had no customers in 5 years.
therealcaptkirk
Location had a small dining room. Still plenty of traffic even on weekends. Stuck on sports channels. Told them Corp. Controlled
TedMoris
Reasonable ask if they are the only customers. Still annoying, and if they must change the channel, its better to ask to switch to X show.
DrKenAdams
IT'S HOT AND ITS READY.
johnnyboy1996
I work an bar in a coastal town, i still hear tourists complain it smells like the ocean and is humid
HurtinAlbertan
Meh, I once ordered a French onion soup at a Mexican restaurant. My disappointment was self-inflicted
mithiwithi
"Why can't I get fresh sushi in Tucson, Arizona?"
whatpassesforclever
IIRC sushi grade fish sold in the US are supposed to be frozen for 10 days or 1 day at super low temp to kill parasites. High end 1/
whatpassesforclever
2/ restaurants often fly their fish in daily and ignore this. They have to manually check for and pick out worms and such.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
I was at a state fair (lots of livestock) and I saw a woman in a fur coat and heels wafting air towards her nose with two fingers, 1/2
PrincessNakedMoleRat
and then she announced, "I smell MANURE!" Like she was offended and surprised.
whatpassesforclever
She was talking about her fingers.
mohavewolfpup
“And I hear it ma’am. Your point is?”
TavisMcNamara
Just so long as you remember mcdonald's coffee lady's labia got welded together by spilled coffee, so that's a legit complaint.
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
I get coffee from McDonalds all the time and it's never been too hot. But Costa on the other hand, I have to ask for ice cubes or it scalds
TavisMcNamara
This was almost 30 years ago, and I think it forced a policy change?
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
They need to do the same with coffee shops. I swear some of them are just way too hot and you can sit for 20mins waiting on it to cool
onlyhalfghost
and she only sued for medical costs. Judge awarded huge punitive damages because they'd been told to use slightly less overheated 1/2
onlyhalfghost
2/2 water in their coffee machine *many times* including with fines for injuries caused, and didn't change it at all.
MajorPoopyPants
Lots of people try to claim this as some sort of frivolous suit, thanks for posting the facts. That poor lady was terribly injured.
CandiedCorn
W H A T
TavisMcNamara
Third degree burns across 6% of her body, mostly crotch and thighs. It was apparently... VERY bad. From spilled coffee.
TavisMcNamara
This is why McDonald's put so much pr into making people think she was incompetent rather than they made nuclear coffee.
commentsivehadafew
You misunderstood. They meant it was too attractive to eat.
OldPogue
Pizza the Hut was certainly not attractive...
BlueDsc
Don't kink shame me.
CityYeti
Hey, you can eat attractive stuff
CitizenClam
The cops disagree
BoogaYooga
Damned sexy pizza...
Yenaldooshi
They're not gonna fuck my pizza are they?
IlluminaBlade
That's calzone territory.
Pataporon
Not if they wanna keep their job they wont.
JakSandrow
*at the infirmary* Ah, first day at Dominos, huh
Ochodedos
Theyre gonna stuff that crust
LazerBeamButtHole
I worked at the Hard Rock. Customers would complain that there was music playing.
Fynndango
I used to be a manager at Starbucks. Someone complained that we were playing Christmas music, which was against their religion. It was jazz
SocoFox
Our music machine (that played the proprietary cds for Starbucks music) had aux RCA inputs.. Imagine a Starbucks open on Thanksgiving >
SocoFox
> jamming Rage Against the Machine
ImProbablyReallyHighRightNow
I only went there once and it was cuz alice Cooper was playing...would go again
VaultGirl69
I've been to one. The food was disappointing. But, it is touristy. Like this awful Italian place in Kentucky. Or sushi in Oklahoma.
LazerBeamButtHole
It’s supposed to be. That’s why it’s in larger cities. They make more money off merchandise than food
VaultGirl69
I gotta say, I did try chicken and waffles in Kentucky. Goddamn tasty af! My favorite is still Korean street food. ❤??
LazerBeamButtHole
They had a couple things that I liked but it wasn’t much different to me than Applebee’s or TGIFridays. Not great but not bad.
VaultGirl69
This was at a chic downtown cafe. I first thought it was overpriced, but sometimes you get what you pay for.
VaultGirl69
I took my racist co-worker to an Ethiopian cafe. After she told me "If you don't like it, you can leave". Worst. Trip. Ever.
SerialButtToucher
Send them to the Yacht Rock cafe!
NotForYourEyes0
What was your actual answer to them?
LazerBeamButtHole
We’d point then to the restaurant across the street
VastMajorityRule
Amazing
Omnijones777
Lmfao, really? God, how much brain damage did that cause you?
ThePunnyGuy
At least 2.
mithiwithi
I'd have thought that'd cause at least 30.
AzraelEternity
I was gonna say 55 and over.
fudgex
Hard Rock Cafe is kickass, music is nice and loud so it’s a good excuse to stfu and enjoy the food
LtKifKroker
Last time I was at a hard Rock, the music was so loud, the waitress didn't get my order right because she couldn't hear me clearly.
fudgex
“CAN YOU READ IT BACK TO ME?!?!?!?!”
AnythingMuchShorter
They entered the directions in google maps wrong, they meant to go to hard cock cafe. Like the opposite of Hooters.
ImgurMadeMeChangeMyNameCauseItsDumb
Any place named the hard cock is gonna have loud music.
AnythingMuchShorter
yeah but instead of Led Zeppelin it's more like "UHNTZ UHNTZ UHNTZ UHNTZ wanananaNANANA UHNTZ UHNTZ UHNTZ UHNTZ "