LuchaDorax
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Feb 20, 2017 11:27 AM
LuchaDorax
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eiger3970
I started doing #13 about 1-2 years ago. My life is sooo much better now!
HeadTurdL
I once called the clinic to ask how long it took to see a doctor, and then asked why it was taking twice as long to see me in Room 12.
fifidarlingf
Some of these people are engineers
PooperDoodle
Totally guilty of doing #20. Can confirm it works and makes me feel like a disgusting person.
lizriz
"I hate clapping."
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
I specifically bought the microwave that starts cooking for 1 minute with a single press of the 1 button. The start button is for peasants.
InternetExplorer2001
Doesn't everyone do the thing with the microwave?
Rogahar
#1 got that waiter in deep shit, I can guarantee you. Food service managers are ferocious about customer service quality and they'd have >
Rogahar
> interpreted that as a sign that their waiter was being abominably innatentive.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Maybe he was. Friend did that when the waiter just wouldn't come or react to direct calls.
Ramshornlady
number 7 not lazy, just impatient or ADD
kiwiflavored
The opposite would be lazy. Waiting 30 seconds for the good part because you can't be bothered to move the mouse
TechnoPhoenix1
How is it even possible to be this lazy
Slopbox
It's simple, they aren't.
eduardc777
You know nothing
GIFwithaG
god.. I've done like half of these
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
I always do 13.
dimascio4j4
I guess I'm not the only one. It's a nice feeling
DisorderlyChaos
Ditto...and always hate it when I have to cancel it because I accidentally put soup in for 33:33
ReadySetBake
You can just buy the microwave where you hit 1 once for 1 minute, 2 for 2 minutes etc. So much easier.
TheRevolutionist
This is the way mine is, I hate when I want to cook something for 45 seconds. Cause then it's so much more effort.
DetectiveGaff
Why don't you take a seat right over there
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
I LOL'd.
justlurkingmovealong
I always hit the add 30sec button a bunch of times
Leegionnaire
Add 30 second button is only button I use in my micro.
RatElemental
Mine has an add a minute button so I just use that.
BenSnow97
On all micros I've ever used it was the same one as the start button. I don't think I've ever used anything else on them more than 10 times.
BYERE
11 is just avoiding being wasteful of perfectly good BBQ sauce.
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Brother ordered a pizza online because the phone was downstairs.
Virunuss
??? its just as fast to order online how is that lazy
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Because stairs.
sooothisisawkward
11. that's just common sense mate
TheNeoteric
Efficiency is clever laziness.
YouLoveThat
I have done 11
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michaelladawn
Wow, I can honestly say I have never been that lazy before, I have never tried even one of those.
LuchaDorax
I use to phone our parents on the house phone so I didn't have to go downstairs. Also texted the house phone. It would drive my mum nuts!
PizzaSlutForever
I lived above the pizza shop and called for a delivery.
itsanuglyplanetabugplanet
Being at my workplace reading about other people being lacy.
User1044
I like lace
LuchaDorax
Bunch of flirts!!
shuya82
Stupid sexy people
Respacious
The laziest thing I've done was start typing a comment then giv
GrizzlyWicks
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jgardner3611
... e in to crippling depression and kill myself
NotTheHeroWeNeed
Still feel yr usin 2many characters
AfroSamuraiRM
Oh wow that reminds me Candlejack! Always makes me la
twoguns1994
Oh! I remember Candlejack! Good ti-
PaidInCash
Also 20 is borderline eviction level.
Kirkwardo
Actually it's not even close. All the landlord can do is wait for their lease to be up and deny them resigning and take their sec deposit.
Synai
yes but what about roommates
RelaxedGrandfather
Didn't wash my plates in my room for like 2 months now
PaidInCash
So filthy bro. Do you care? Or is it just how you are?
RelaxedGrandfather
It's how I am, i like to be surrounded by what I am
mendelde
The secret is to keep the dishes dry. Bacteria and mold need humidity to live.
FireBreathingStockBroker
As a former RA, this is not even close to eviction level. These kids pay 8k a year for room and board. They want to live in filth? Ok.
DianNaoChong
yeah... my roomate would just steal plates from the calf and then throw them out the window when they were dirty like normal people.
twoguns1994
16 isn't lazy, it's just efficient
dontlikemyusername
There is a fine line between laziness and efficiency
CutChemist
As the home cook, fuck yeah. And we will be eating from the wooden spoon tonight dear, because it's already dirty. And aluminum foil.
TheMarksman
Efficiency is clever laziness.
Jallenallen
This is the only one I do lol
DrSparken
Depends on exactly what it is, but seems perfectly fair to me. Only one person eating out of it, don't want to mix it w/ other thing, whynot
DefinitelyNotMundo
Same with 11
Ramshornlady
I could not agree more but because we do a sit down meal in my home, I will use plates, but no longer use serving bowls
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
As a college kid visiting home, I did this, and my mom was so disgusted with me. She now thinks I am the weirdest person for doing this.
skellington01
13 also, makes no difference. It's actually illogical to heat something for 1:00 minutes
trilox
66 is the correct number for the microwave. Closer to 1:00 and less button presses than 111!
skellington01
Mine won't accept 0:66. Damnit.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
I've been doing it for 20 years, but in the last 10 years I've learned to only do it when "dining" alone.
PapyrusFont
Ja i do this too but went out with a guy who insisted we both eat pasta from a shared pot... Heck no.
NicoVII
Depending on the pasta and the relationship I wouldn't be above suggesting it, tbh. Insisting though?
generalsplayingrisk
yeah, that's a mood killer for sure.
theITgirl
My boyfriend doesn't judge me when I eat macaroni out of the pot. He's a keeper.
cornamania
TL;DR: Can't be arsed.
tarataqa
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LuchaDorax
They're all lazy fucks!!
DHR000x
I once cleaned all the dishes by hand, because i was to lazy to empty the dishwasher
LuchaDorax
That's not really that lazy. It's more trouble lol
DHR000x
The epitome of laziness is ending up doing more work, I'm not a smart person.
SecondHandDeathWish
Been there done that... My mum had a fit for some reason. Like, the shit got cleaned, right?