Uncle Sam tried pretty hard

Jul 16, 2017 3:50 AM

Whytwokay

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Telling the re-up guy a ridiculous list of conditions to reenlist is a fond memory.

Anyone have the simpsons gif where the army recruiter says to Skinner "how about you reenlist" and he says "how about you bite me"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is sad and disgusting, what are we doing? These are our children

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For some it's a way to get away from it all and start new and get payed to do it. Also free college.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He'll all I asked was to change my job to anything else. They said no, I said cya!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahaha!!! Now you're too good to be owned by the govt? What happened?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 63

Not much. I still pay taxes and shit.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Has nothing to do with my question. You joined and gave away every single right you had. Why now are you not happy?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 60

Pretty sure you just answered your question there.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

So you admit it was a very very very stupid choice and you bolted as soon as you possibly could correct?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 57

Considering I reenlisted before, I wouldn't agree. I hope you get the help you need, dude.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Doesn't matter what they promise. I was supposed to have a guaranteed choice of base, signed the papers, ended up stop-lossed instead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*tries

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget getting promoted to PFC... Personal Fucking Civilian

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Career planner be like "with these scores, you should have been counter-intel or Wing or some shit, but you can always reinlist into it!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They can tell you anything you wanna hear but if it ain't on your paperwork it's not gonna happen.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Re-enlisted specifically because I thought I was getting a new AFSC. Lost the retraining, got ZERO benefits for re-up. Stuck 4 more years.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha, my rate in the Navy has a 0.5 SRB, I started laughing when the CCC asked me if I'm gonna reup

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Choose your rate, choose your fate." I wanted to be an AW, they made me an OS: "It's just the same."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Idk. I re-re-re-enlisted - did 26 years, am 46 now & fully retired. Like, sit on my ass don't have to work retired. The benefits are real

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I just reenlisted another 4, that'll bring me to 10 years. They've been completely paying for my schooling, so it'll be worth it soon.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same. 49. Done, would highly recommend

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not knocking that. Going through to retirement just isn't for everyone. I'm happy for you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Living the dream. Enjoy your well deserved retirement.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Now you need to marry someone on active duty, become the Dependa.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No need to, lifetime benefits & access. We retirees are the second-most hated people at the Exchange and Commissary.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are things I would've reenlisted for, but I just couldn't trust them to give them to me.

9 years ago | Likes 246 Dislikes 0

Yeah, with this administration, they'd vote to make you pay for your bullets.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Read that book The Forever War. I loved the realism of how the military just constantly fucked the people. The reenlist was too real in it.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

One of my favorite books.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I hear you.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

As an ex linguist, they offered to send me to Yonsei University to study for a year. Asked for a garuntee and the assignment got pulled.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Care to elaborate? What did you ask for and why didn't you think that you'd get it?

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

I just asked for the armory to accept my weapon on the first pass...

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

DrYoloMcSwagMaster... best name ever lol

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And they didn't keep their word. Armorer in my old unit only accepted 1 weapon first pass. The chick he was banging.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Another deployment. They said they could line it up, but they fucked me out of 1/2 my 1st deployment and fucked other guys out of theirs 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

2/3 entirely. Everything else (MTOE required schools, equipment for deployment, etc) we were promised either never materialized or had to be

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

3/3 fought for tooth and nail. Shit was just too stupid and irresponsible. I loved my mission. I wish I could've stayed.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Even worse is when they realize they're in zones where poison & radiation has been deployed & now your offspring are mutants like TMNT.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

$50-90k reups for language, cyber, and certain sof jobs... sounds good to me...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

They stopped most of the bonuses for the Air Force in February. Booooo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

except for Aircraft mechanics

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha... no...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually* no I am in that career field and I can promise you that's completely dependent on timing,rate, language, year group

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Didn't say it wasn't, but those bonuses are out there if you qualify. Are you saying it's totally made up?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

It's literally what I do and I can tell you first hand the incentives are overblown in that article

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also army officers make up a ridiculously small percentage of the IC

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*laughs in Marine*

9 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 6

Current marine laughing in marine

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, you guys get free crayons and glue. Hard to turn down that deal.

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

True, but we never get the new crayons and glue. Only the hand downs after the Army is done using them. :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn right otherwise I see the Army take that out on my LES.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

The only acronym for LES I know is Lower Esophageal Sphincter lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Leave and Earnings Statement

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I recall right, there were E4's getting like $70k reups in the mid 2000's

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Shit brother they are getting 10-20k re-ups right now for an additional 12 months. Trumpppplpol haha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was during the golden Bush era. Current presidents demand just as much as he did, but with fewer bonuses:

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Play rugby with a couple marines. One of my buds is a commo guy getting like a $40k reup. Obama years are over bro. It ain't the golden

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I got a cool 50K in 2015. But I'm Air Force, so we're kind of spoiled that way.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Years, but there's a big push to retain officers and NCO's as well as bring in more new enlisted. Every service is expected to grow for

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As an European.. What?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In the US serving in the armed forces can be the only way for a lot of people to get away from a poor background, like getting college.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Uh..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the recruiter makes his paycheck by talking people into enlisting..so they make promises they don't keep.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Highly immoral, I suppose you shuld get their promises in writing, and get it in writing that they forfeit all rights to interpret it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It wouldn't matter. Recruiters promises hold no ground.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A signed contract is still something they have to honour, it's not voluntary.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Defence is NL is broke. No working equipment, clothes, helmets, bullets, rifles etc. Please invade us!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have oil?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing I can't re-enlist since I'm in the civil service. Not that it was any better than the army

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The re-enlistment bonus for my rate was 100k when I got out. I never felt tempted to take it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe mine was 60k or something like that on terminal leave and being judged for not taking the money is great.(1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2)It is a bribe that's all it is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

18 series? I remember seeing that somewhere.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, I was actually a navy nuke ET. Nothing that badass. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fair enough. Why didn't you take it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was on the Enterprise. It was notorious for being a terrible command. Worst 4 years of my life. Couldn't pay me enough to stay. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Touché

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0