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HowardMoonsHotpants

Surf and Turf I guess

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ParksAndReckt

Name it Leondaro DiPinchi

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Ripplingtwinkie

Just feed your lobster some lobster, because lobster-fed lobster really tastes like there's lobster in the lobster...

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ZombieZooZombieZoo

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Osomatic

Turf in surf?

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OpieCunningham

Turf for your surf...

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LCDC

let her get one

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TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz

Simpsons did it

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cataleap

Just remember to cry while you wait that afterwards.

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SailorBOB

Definitely cheaper than feeding lobster to a cow though.

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CptNTennille

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ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus

What a wonderful reaction gif. Thank you kind sir.

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AR33

Call it Pinchy and give him a nice hot bath.

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androze

Leonardo da Pinchy

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GoddammitMrNoodle

and don't forget the melted butter.

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AnActualTsundere

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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GhostdogBlues

I tried to raise a free range, grass fed lobster but it died then crows picked apart its carcass.

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ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus

Did the crows taste good?

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LCDC

he probably has more expensive taste

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AlmostAandOx3

That's how you make kobe lobster

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FredRogersIsMySpiritAnimal

Beer-fed-beef fed lobster

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kiwiflavored

Or a cattle-hunting lobster.

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ao4930

-Me- What? , -Friend- Don't , -Me- *side eye look, rears up and shoots steak into tank* Koooobeee!!!

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grammarfairy

Lobster fed with kobe beef. You can really taste the Kobe beef.

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CivilizedUndead

Didn't some company try and scam people with kobe beef jerk, which turned out was fake?

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hotstuffburns

I get that reference.

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d0o0o0d

...your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

9 years ago |

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ConfederacyOfDunces

Nobody is old enough to remember when saying this was a thing. I upvoted you back to 1.

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d0o0o0d

I feel old again. Second time today. Shit.

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ProfileBanned

Lobsters are immortal.

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kiwiflavored

Not if they're eaten.

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ProfileBanned

Otherwise though, immortal

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kiwiflavored

There are hypothetically immortal organisms, such as certain jellyfish. But lobsters aren't one of them. They merely continue to grow...

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kiwiflavored

throughout their entire lifetime, which has caused some misunderstandings among science reporters.Even immortal jellyfish aren't immortal...

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kiwiflavored

in practice since no animal is immune to disease, injury, cancer etc. Plus, they only manage to survive so long by reverting to their ...

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