Ways to ruin Disney movies

Feb 1, 2014 2:53 PM

Simba gets thrown off the pride rock

When Ariel got legs, she discovers her feet were deformed and mangled

Ariel’s shining moment being ruined by a crashing wave

Instead of leaving her shoe she left a massive dump

The fairy godmother accidentally blew up Cinderella’s head

Alice is actually one big coke-head

Belle stepping on a landmine while running through the hillside

Face-swapping Ariel and Ursula

or Simba and Scar

The Magic carpet was actually a bomb

Rabbit had seriously impaled Pooh while trying to help him

Snow White’s head imploded while serenading animals

The ice Bambi slips on was actually a killer whale trap

Belle had actually been someone else

Thanks Buzzfeed

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The Winnie the Pooh one was disturbing enough for my +1

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Nigel!

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Thank you, Buzzfeed.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s I feel this one is relevant.

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heh, carpet bomb

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Smashing

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Thank God for those captions. Don't know how else I could've discerned the content of those overly-posted gifs.

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You forgot the sauce! Exploding actresses on tumblr. i mean, the ones that explode, not the others.

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I'm sensing a racial agenda with the Aladdin one.

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Go away

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magic carpet bomb?

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Trying to decide if I should be offended or laugh... ended up laughing.

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Most of these are just really bad.

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That gives a whole new meaning to carpetbombing

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But Alice is a coke-head...

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And about 10 years old.

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I don't think you know what the word "imploded" means

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Simba looks like a little badass. When he becomes king, he'll even get the land that the light doesn't touch

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Thanks, Buzzfeed!!

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So it was from buzzfeed

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I can always tell a Buzzfeed post. They smell of cheap humor and plagiarism.

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The captions aren't even as good as the Buzzfeed ones.

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Tom & Jerry edition:

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Well, that just ruined my childhood.

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The Alladin one wasn't even trying

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At first I thought this would be how the original fairy tales were told. And now I'm convinced of it.

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Or you could just change them all to the original, horrific versions.

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*ways to copy content directly from Buzzfeed without credit

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It's funny, because copying content directly is pretty much exactly what Buzzfeed does.

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Yeah I won't argue with you on that one...

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For 100, Alex

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I'm really tired of imgur stealing shit from buzzfeed.

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I have the original VHS case of the Little Mermaid with the penis castles

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The Palace with the Phallus - http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/mermaid.asp

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ME TOO! And the original VHS Lion King that spells out sex when Simba lays down in the dandelions and such.

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I do too. Oh yes.

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Why is your junk painted gold? "Illustrative purposes!

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me too. its one of my most prized possessions.

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Prized erection*

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Samesies

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hell yeah you do

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Well, on VHS, I have snow white porn.

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ME TOO!!

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Same here man.

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OP: Time to Deliver.

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Me too! All the old Disney tapes come in these plastic cases you open up like books. I found a spider in there once. Now they all scare me.

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I have it too

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My family still has the beta tape version, which we got before the VHS version. My dad insists on keeping it next to the DVD player.

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We had that poster in the rental store where I worked. I wish I'd kept it.

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I have an original Little Mermaid movie poster framed and all. Yes I'm a man.

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Same X_x Infact I think I have most of the disney vhs collection

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SAME ITS MY PRIZED POSSESSION

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me tooo!!!

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me too yay

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Me too! My parents colored over it when I was a kid and I never knew why

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Prove it!!!!

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A penis castle in the sky...

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I as well

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Does the priest still have his boner?

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enlighten me

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why the fuck was this downvoted? it was a direct answer to this question

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Haha, thanks. The other links I got were broken. +1

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Then you probably get to see the priest sprout wood during the wedding at the end of the movie as well.

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I have that version too. They edited it out?

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It bubbles, too!

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I do as well.

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Isn't that just his knee?

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As an animator...yes, it's his knee.

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-mom

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Thats no knee

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itsapenis.gif

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That's definitely his knee 'cause he has tiny legs. I know a peen when I see one. http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/436000/ngbbs3dcb04becfef3.jpg

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he must have really really REALLY skinny legs and a long ass kne

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Only thing tinier is this image. =I

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I agree, that's definitely not a penis. That's just the style of the time.

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For the Cinderella one the guy deserves the dump. I mean who falls in love with a girl and can't even remember her face

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Really? Shoe size is all you have to go on? It wasn't even a masquerade ball!

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He should have at least only tried it on blonds. because she obviously had blond hair

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I lol'ed so hard I started crying...now my fiancee thinks I'm insane

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Lol the land mine one reminded me of this: http://imgur.com/z7J8PMl

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top lel

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Wow. That was... something. Impressively so.

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Did I just watch an entire movie?

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1 minute and 45 seconds of a video actually

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What the fuck just happened? I'm from MN. I have no idea about beaches.

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I've heard yall have an awsome DoT.

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Basically they are long strips of sand riddled with landmines.

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I always wanted the tracking device at the end of happy feet to be a bomb. Nothing like waiting till the end of something to fuck it up.

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I just clapped my hands like a retarded seal out of happiness

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tl;dw

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Stay in school, mothafucka.

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I love this so much.

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Lesson learned

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Where is this from?

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It's an Anti-Pot/Stay in School PSA, the message being if you cut class you'll probably get blown up

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Anti Pot?0.o lol all i got out of it was the stay in school bit. Lol are there even any actual fields in the US with active landmines?

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It's Australian, if I remember correctly.

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uh...not that we know of :P

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Well actually, not that I know of

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I'd like to mention that it isn't a formal PSA in any way.

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It's sponsored by Learn For Life a non profit that supports education, how much more formal do you want?

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Is that for real? Did they think people would actually take this seriously?

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I'm thinking it's not a legitimate organization. the people who made the videos make other videos with similar..humor.

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Some idiot made a "gif".. a gif should be a SHORT (not that fucking long like this) series of pictures..

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Of course Australia has a beach filled with fucking landmines...the land of nope indeed!

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Someone posted this on FB, with caption about scaring kids to stay in school. As I watched I thought it was going to get rapey.

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Holy goddamned fucking what.

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This gift is so needlessly long, I Fucking love it!

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That's the longest fucking GIF I've ever seen. YOU COULDN'T JUST LINK US TO A VIDEO? ENJOYED IT THOUGH SO I'VE GOT THAT GOING FOR ME +1

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my words !

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everyone's words after watching it! I can safely say I've never seen a longer gif :-D

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Lol yeah I found it on imgur. Idk where the video is from

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Can someone tell him to stop shouting

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NO

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Laughed until there was no sound and my face was so red from not breathing

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I literally could not compose myself after the Cinderella one

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But could you orchestrate yourself?

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My favorite part is how she daintily turns around, like "Oh! Is that mine?"

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both of them, that is.

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me too I sent it to all my friends, they'll HATE me for it but I don't care I'm still laughing

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