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Jun 8, 2016 1:10 PM
SidiusFate
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twiggysminiskirt
Those are not yoga pants.
SidJorgenson
#8 The Splash??
Shunzy
Didn't I just see a post about open carry? Wouldn't that chick be considered a dick? Or is that just for unappealing dudes.
DeadPhish21
Holy shit... that fat hairless cat sleeping sitting up... Best thing I've seen all day hahaha
hairtriggercunt
I'm in love with all of these people.
thk5013
+1 vote for Bender 2016
Icanttakenothingserious
#3 I'm the pants man skibbly dibbly dala para poom para para poom
TheGoddamnDanman
I feel like more women should take advantage of open-carry laws
TheFrenchToastMassacreLady
That raw uncooked chicken almost looks like a cat
IamPeeved
Uncooked chicken tax
krampeFar
#FeelTheBend
DarthZerma
G-Del
WhoIsBob
A couple more beers and #8 will show you how he got his name
IridescentLotus
That dude looks comfy
Unluky
Why is it inside out?? -Joey
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodReaper
What the hell is going on with that rifle mag?
walldj45
Ready mag, you pop out the fake plastic holder and put the actual may in.
thisshouldbeareallycleverusername
http://www.zahal.org/products/magazine-holder-mamach (she's probably IDF)
BoiledGuts
Makes sense. They have to have open bolt indicators at all times (negating the function of the fucking dust cover).
underscoreneckbeard
IDF?
BoiledGuts
Israeli Defense Force
HighestHorse
Brainsplosion
Damn, I was gonna call him The Flush because he's gonna have to piss a lot after all that.
ManufacturedMannequin
Flask! Ah, *blurrrp*, ahhh.
Ashabud
The fastest drinker to ever live
Carbonbasedlife
Goddamnit. That was brilliant. Take my upvote.
MrPotatoeHead
But.....but can he outrun intoxication and the inevitable embarrassment and hangover which follows?
Xen300
This is a long shot but does anyone remember The Brown Bottle from Viz?
plastikb0y
Not until now. Nice one. Love Viz though. Classic Geordie banter http://viz.co.uk/brown-bottle/
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
My name is Jack Daniels and I am the fastest man alive.
ireadyouremailz
- to the outside world i'm an ordinary alcoholic, but secretly, with help of my friends from A.A. i drink and find other alcoholics like me.
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
TheLummox
If it's broken and it doesn't work, it's broken
ItzMarZz
Hey Pennsylvania is a great place except the meth heads in my area
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
Yeah, I couldn't tell if there were meth heads, or alcoholics or both in that town. But they were always walking aimlessly on the streets.
ItzMarZz
dude this is our culture down here smoke alcohol and drink meth you keep making fun of us ima curb stomp ya
mmmbopwontstop
Which town is that? I feel like it could be Scranton, but I'm not sure.
BastardOperatorFromHell
Stupid enough to pass off for Beaver Falls as well.
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
Close. Bangor, PA
justanotherrollinggirl
I want to be surprised, but ultimately, I'm more amazed at the creativity. (I used to live in Pen Argyl and work in Bangor though!)
mmmbopwontstop
There's just class everywhere in PA!