When there are two kinds of Canadian women and you're both

Oct 19, 2017 12:59 AM

Omgeddieb

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More of those legs, please!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alright Sherbotsky

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright I’m not gonna lie that is kinda hot

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like someone is going to tear up the dance floor.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thank you for your service

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Breaking News: Some women like to play sports!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian living in Australia I miss Canadian women; they're so nice, on and off the ice.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When you want to watch the game during the day, but need to be a @SlutAtNight

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Play the game...Personally I'm a street hockey gal

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Liar and a princess?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's...pretty normal here in Canada. Just one type. I've never met a girl that wasn't into heels that played hockey or ringette.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The other one is the country girl who goes to boots and hearts with her boyfriend and says she drives a lifted keep it's a prius

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even Canadian but if I ever have a daughter she's getting hockey skates, not figure skates. I mean unless she prefers figure skates.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Not that there’s anything wrong with that ;)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't own heels and I don't play hockey. Where the hell do I fit?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In Mukluks?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love ice fishin in Quebec

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

North Western Ontario has my favourite ice fishing spots! Sioux Lookout in particular.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who doesn't love ice fishin' in Queebeck?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian woman, I'm way more comfortable and capable of walking in skates, or skating for that matter, than walking in heels...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

yeah those heels look fucking awful. Look how her foot arches. Bad quality heel

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It looks like the shoe is too small for her!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ice is life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From Oct-Feb this is fairly Typical date night footware in the prairies.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the type of female I see in my dreams

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well they both build strong ankle / calf muscles...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 2

A Canadian princess if I ever saw one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

P.S. I love you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sand castles in the sand.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Oh sparkles!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do I want to go to the mall..?

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Lets go to the maaaaaaaall!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hmm, high heels are actually pretty smart if you've got a couple inches of snow. Keeps your feet dry.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So do boots.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you live in the prairies there would also be a cowboy boot

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, not usually in Manitoba but we'll allow it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We are a minority, but we do exist. Canada West Boots factory is in Winnipeg after all!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Does anything exist in MB outside of Winnipeg? As a Brandonite I think we are forgotten over here!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You guys have CowTown, it’s weird and we don’t like to talk about it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where else would I buy overpriced items for my horses?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am Canadian. I don't watch or play hockey. I have only worn high heels once (and regretted it). I think Timmy Hobags tastes like shit.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Timmies tea tastes like chalk... yet I drink it every day because I can and it's there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The notion that 'true canadians like hockey' irks me. Love skating, hate hockey. Tim's ... is okay when there are no other options.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I especially hate hockey culture.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Timmies has really gone downhill. But sometimes, it's 5am in the morning, and you're waiting on a flight. Few other places for breakfast.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is my friend's facebook profile pic. I had to double take.. Chantal?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Stolen from the internet, this is imgur, no original content here.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Lets go to the Mall!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that the only kind of Canadian woman?

9 years ago | Likes 394 Dislikes 3

Some of us figure skate. *toe pick*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

^ also both.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

No, the other kind own figure skates

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Canadian woman here. I would have a figure skate on one foot and a shoepac on the other.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am a Canadian woman. I suck at skating. :/

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Citizenship revoked!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Did you move to Australia before you could walk?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Okay, I’m Canadian woman as well, who also mildly sucks. Why I chose hockey skates over figure skates... ankle support!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Also no toe pick lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But you do skate?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WHY DOESNT THE HOKEY SKATE HAVE A PLATIC PROTECTIVE THINGY IS GON GET DULL !!!!??!??!??!?!???

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 10

What.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry Canadian women have the required skills to sharpen their blades at home.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Nah it's fine on the carpet. Unless there is a lot of dirty/sand/stones etc in the carpet.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Yeah my carpet is usually full of pebbles

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A skateguard is necessary to not fuck up your blades

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Isn't she on carpet? But ya...still

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You sir, are no Canadian. Leave out girl alone she's clearly getting ready for a date.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Its step steel it'll be ok and if it's carpet it doesn't matter what blade you have on there it'll be fine... Essentially what's on (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The inside of the fabric skate guards are pretty much carpet-like material anyways

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a goalie, I used to dull my skates so I could maneuver better.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same. I hated after getting them freshly sharpened because it was like I was stuck in place

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep. Try to slide across annnd faceplant. I think I got mine sharpened twice in 10 years

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian male, sweet mother of Timbits. I need a beer after seeing this image.

9 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 4

As a Californian, I need a beer after this image. Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you sure you aren't Canadian?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe. Mexican Canadian by way of America? I've always loved hockey. Growing up in southern Cali I didn't have many places to play.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come on over and we'll go fer a rip to the vendor, grab a few growlers and watch the habs get their asses handed to them!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Now that right there is one of the most beautifully Canadian written statements I've seen in a while.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think as Canadians we should all use the phrase "sweet mother of Timbits" way more. Never heard that one, you genius!

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

It's the best phrase ever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't over use it so it becomes useless. With great power comes great responsibility. Use it wisely my fellow Canadian friend.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Spoken like a true Canadian.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone that just arrived here, I am going to use that one.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just hope the investment trust that bought TH doesn't do away with them, because that's the rumour.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That'll just start a riot.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We all remember what Vancouver was like when they won the cup, I shudder to think of what our nation would do if timbits were taken away.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it was because we DIDN'T win it. :P

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed. If TimBits are taken away you will see a riot on your hands. There are people who only go to TH for TimBits.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Canadian girls are the best.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

Well the Beach Boys seem to think California girls are the best girls in the world, so now I just don't know what to think....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cheers eh!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aw gee buddy thanks :) *waves*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Blushes. Waves. Thanks. :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm native and I was born in Canada...Am I extra special?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Extra extra special :) I bet you're stunning!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

awe haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0