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Jul 4, 2016 6:07 PM
cryborg
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nonickname23
Stay away from my cookie supply!
syphon44
well, we know its not a french bulldog
Thedailywumbo
I read "Two large wild breasts invade your fortress"
TheNovaflyer
He almost scared one right into the house
igniteice
He's bearly afraid of them.
matchstickmetropolis
Page13
Sarah?
FutureSkeleton
I miss Chuck :(
Your90sSexualFantasy
I hate seeing videos where someone or something is in danger and there's the asshole just filming and not helping.
Ironfister
I'm pretty sure that's a camera on the door not a person filming.
Iliftheavythings
A) CCTV B) You'd go out and chase the bears down yourself? Dog is doing what dog has been doing for thousands of years.
footfoe
looks like a stationary camera.
matchstickmetropolis
Fucking wall bracket asshole coward
azazyel
I totally thought that was wild breasts
MrsAcacia
Me too. Me too. I was surprised and a little disappointed .
scrapasassafras
+1 for "BORK! BORK! BORK!"
WTFmoonmoon
That dog has 4 eyes..I swear.
Rexli78
Black bears are easily intimidated, it’s why it’s the only best your advised to fight back against if attacked.
cryborg
How did 2 downvoters find you on this old post?
Rexli78
Life uh finds away.
buttmanqwert
I read large breasts instead of beasts what the fuck is wrong with me
cassotography
Wow, that could have had a grizzly ending.
LouisZacharias
I first read "breasts" and was very confused
thisplaceisnotforyou
http://imgur.com/JBQ34gE
dQwfourw9WgXcQ
OMFG I READ BEASTS AS BREASTS AND I GOT REALLY CONFUSED
MOTHERFUCKINGTYR
Makes for a more interesting mental image...
TallLightnHandsome
This is glorious!
Iwillstabyouwithafork
zimeszimes
RumbleBum
This confuses me because red upvote. I'm in a corner hugging myself and rocking back and forth
toastyy1990
It's a gif from Reddit. The upvote arrows are orange there.
RumbleBum
Dang. My word hasn't evolved past imgur yet
FromMyPointOfViewTheJediAreEvil
Studies have shown that with dogs, there's a correlation between being small and being confident. It's like human dick sizes in reverse.
PUBspotter
Big dog in a little body.
longoriaisaiah
Nothing to lose
mutanthammy
See I have a 14 lb Boston and she just loves EVERYTHING. She won't bark, but she also doesn't recognize when another dog is being aggressive
CarcharodonCarcharias
As a small person, it's because we need to make up for in bravery what we lack in brute strength.
flamingflamingo
But does this have to do with size, or how they're treated by humans? Large dogs are more disciplined because they're more destructive.
equityforpunks
Yup... my self confidence is pretty much non-exisisting.
NeverLye
We call it BDLD in the biz. Usually when the little dog comes in because the big dog took a chunk out.
Meowmixx1515
In my research I have found that noticeably confident guys are over compensating for their small penises.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Do you mean confident or arrogant?
Meowmixx1515
Not even arrogant. The outgoing ones really. The guys with the biggest dicks are the most laid back
Meowmixx1515
In my personal experience ;)
ImgurTechStaphInfection
Small Dog Syndrome. My Miniature Schanuzer has it so bad.
cryborg
<3 mini schnauzers
ImgurTechStaphInfection
http://imgur.com/kOrh10j - at 12 years old
cryborg
I used to babysit my neighbors' standard and mini. Jessie was a sweety.
cryborg
(Jessie is a girl. I call her the bearded lady.)
mrwizeass
Or it's the dog equivalence of the Napoleon complex.
CaptainPawfulFox
Well I have a big dick and I'm not very confident around people.
LivingDecomposition
It's because small dogs present less real danger, so for generations they get away with being snarkier than large dogs.
Cela84
Had a dachshund and an Irish Wolfhound. This is true.
thespottedbunny
have a small rabbit. can confirm that she is the queen of the house. big rabbit is kind of scared of her.
YouL0stTheGame
That explains why elephants are scared of mice
mcseanerson
Some of the most timid dogs I've ever met were Great Danes.
matchstickmetropolis
Don't know what you mean! My dick is tiny and I positively ooze confidence.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
Are you the supreme leader of Best Korea?
StoneThrowingDevil
Because it's actually irrelevant
cassotography
QuantumEntangler
That's cum
DrNotADr
You might want to see a doctor.
cryborg
Arcolyte
/retiredGIF
CeruleanRonin
that was perfect.
fullblownSatan
Marry me
Nandabun
Hate us cause they ain't us!
AgolfHiller
I have a bigger than average dick and have no confidence at all
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TheWinslow
What's the average?
Radix865
Depends where you live.
welcometothehennhouse
Am matchstickmetropolis's wife. Can confirm.
welcometothehennhouse
He positively oozes confidence.
isuckatnames
and...
CuddlyPoopsMcGee
It's a bitch to clean up