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Rick's Classic Dad Jokes (full album got deleted because it didn't end in .jpg, full album in comments)
I thought you were Carl!
They are
OwenBanaitis
IT'S FARM-A-GEDDON CARL!!! Lost it there!! XD
thekrikit
absolutely lost it at the hole in the shoe one. +1
ididntgiveyouherpes
The Walking Dad.
CatsIsTheAnswer
*Wanking
ScottWPilgrim
I don't know about you guys, but I couldn't breathe about half way through
FuzzLightbeard
Oh lawd.. Laughed so hard at these, my sides hurt! Here, have a +1 and a favourite too! You've earned them!
AmalieTheDane
I lost it at "Hi hungry I'm dead!"
GaryTheDamnSnail
My god these are beautiful. You deserve every upvote known to man. +1 for you sir or madam.
Opportunist
Your name, it is appropriate. :)
AguyonImgur
It's just hilarious with that facial expression!
DexterMorgan2k12
obligatory COROL!
StrayBis
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/512/438/8b2.jpg
MyNameIsTeddy
My Jimmies: ☑ Rustled ☐ Unrustled
Sugarcrotch
wow.. you fucking witch i feel like i should burn you. but all i want to do is upvote your wizardry
rightinthefeels13
BURN THE WITCH!
hitlershairydick
upvoted just coz of the tickbox
mallymile
Like the URL this is POURE Gold
Spazakus
gettin' real tired of your shit, dad.
RebeccaDalal48
I completely lost my shit at the New Year one.
FatalEden
The "I'm hungry" one always gets me, but there are some gorgeous ones I've never seen before in here. Thank you, OP.
HerroDer
Rick inching toward him kills me
FatalEden
I know, that's the best part. :D
dababaman
HAhHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! Now this is immaculate! Only thing missing is the snake face! +1 for you
Raglefant
This. I... This. *claps slowly whilst standing up*
Direrea
mr2049
Lost it when rick crept closer...and closer...
AneurysmCarnival
rick's "bawling" face, oh man..
SittingHereProcrasturbating
I lost it at the hole in the shoe
HebrewHammer148
I love how in half of these Carl just says "dad, mom's dead."
RanaAurora
God damn it, I literally snorted. In public.
IhaveIndeedReadAndAcceptedTheTermsAndConditions
Caaaaaarrrrrrrllll that kills people!
whogivesaflyingfucksicle
I don't watch walking dead, so I read it all in the llamas with hats voice!
fitlex
'You don't look like an ice cream' that's some classic dad right there
testingonetwothreetesting
Dad, we're dying.
westPAguy
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/512/439/db4.jpg
Calvinbah
*Shutter*...And release.
rapunzael
*TTHHHAAANNNNNNGGGSSS
lunaisbestprincess
YES
ImTheWalrus
What the other replies said.
UnicornBrains
i was waiting for this. thank you
kirby174
I can't even explain it, but this just kills me every time I see it
CompleteandTotalEnterKey
OMG I was waiting for this!
turbojelly
Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/greatest-dad-jokes-from-rick-grimes
Superkroot
Thank you! Changing my upvote to a down punch.
ian9outof10
Fuck BuzzFeed
mustbefunatparties
I was genuinely surprised when I clicked this and found that it wasn't just BuzzFeed copying Reddit.
NotFarEnough
That sense of plummeting disappointment when you find that an amusing post actually came from Buzzfeed...
flickerdart
Does anything actually come from Buzzfeed, or is it just reposted by them from somewhere else?
greyfoxv1
I know this is 8 months old but I just wanted to let you know it's still a modern Ebaums World.
weirdcalculator
There's some OC there, but it's mostly lame, reposted shit, also without any sources cited.
DexterMorgan2k12
my coke. monitor.all over screen.
mcshady
You might want to get your coke monitor screened
Sugarcrotch
much coke. very monitor. screen
daves345
What do you call a walker cooking a stir-fry? A Wok-ker, Carl...
Iliadfang
Should be a zombie cooking stir-fry. Take out the 'a' and don't say walker twice, redundant and awkward.
iwonderwhatthemaxusernamecharacterlimitis
thats good!
BLUWafflejaw
Why would anyone dislike this?
scrambledEgg
It's been on this site before. Top comment too
foxearredasshole
Wasn't really funny.
mremaknu
Because it's another buzzfeed list.
BLUWafflejaw
Do imgurians have something against buzzfeed?
mremaknu
No, but it'd be nice to see a list the OP actually put together themselves rather than just ripping off another site and not crediting.
BLUWafflejaw
You are a dreamer, I'll give you that
lepinator
I didn't find any of these rometely funny
BLUWafflejaw
Then you have answered my question, thank you
jpparkenbone
Sugarcrotch
why does the wall say cock block... ?
jpparkenbone
It originally said c block because they holed up in a prison. Someone changed it to cock block and I shared it because I find it amusing
Sugarcrotch
i upvoted it cuz it said cocks! disappointed it wasnt included in the show as like graffiti everyone loves a penis reference