I bet you didn't know you needed this: Ian McShane reading luxury candle descriptions.

May 22, 2017 7:23 PM

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Please God make all the bourbon I'm drinking and the smokes I'm smoking give me a voice like his when I'm old.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-kqGAUkbIE

You won't get old.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He will always be a villain to me. Pillars of the Earth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op wish granted. He's old and fragile and ved ridden with a bad infection, but speaks with elegance and a lovely voice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He would make a great Vesemir

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I won't need no fuckin knife

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCK YOU LOVEJOY

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Granted, little girl.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh, the timing... Watch Stranger tides and scrolling on this image Blackbeard appears the first time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Woulda been better without the music

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you like voices like that, look up Guy Clark. Hell of a songwriter. RIP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FRANK

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr Wednesday

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Lovejoy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The greatest actor of your time. I'd watch this man read the phone book

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cock sucker.... Man I miss Deadwood..

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you like yourself some McShane, but sure to check out American Gods. Sexy, sexy stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Great book too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always thought he was a damn handsome man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You’re wrong, Frank. I’m not a kid, I’m a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I’m gonna beat you to death

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*you old sack of shit * unleash the ass whooping of a lifetime *

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I just want him to read normal candle descriptions xD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He read them waaaay too fast.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

One candle is named "Spiritus Sancti"... I honestly couldn't come up with a more pompous name if I tried, ridiculous. Maybe it's on purpose?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blackbeard.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would be amazing ASMR if the audio was raw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ex-communicado

9 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Miss Perkins... Your membership to the Continental has been - by thine own hand - revoked.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Thank you - I couldn't remember what I had seen him in. Not too great with actors/ who they play/etc. Great with faces, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have loved that man ever since seeing Deadwood. He's been goddamn fantastic as Odin in American Gods, as well.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

It was Kings for me

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Shhhh. He's still Mr Wednesday to the non book readers!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I think if you know about Norse mythology, it's readily apparent, but for many people, it's a big reveal.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But Wednesday is Odin's day. They also called him Wotan. He's also got that weird eye. They aren't even remotely subtle; I never read it :P

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's been heavily implied for sure since the beginning

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the whole first scene with the vikings was all about Odin. Are you sure that's supposed to be a secret?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

San Francisco cocksucker

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Mother fucking cock suckers stole my dope!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

+1 Deadwood

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Swear-gin! Cocksuckah!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Heng dai!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0