Stop ravaging the dictionary, you Philistines.

Feb 10, 2017 2:17 AM

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Rob, I would like to offer my sincerest contrafabularies on your stand against language abuse!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mansplaining used to just be called being condescending

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

English takes different parts of everything and smashes them into new nouns all the time. Ex: Crossandwich. Your move France.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Did you mean Croissan'wich?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whatever that breakfast sandwich at Burger King is.. lol..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Says the guy using no punctuation and all caps.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zoinks scoob.

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

Stephen Fry on language https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBOCHPCYnDw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop manplaining about stuff. It's mannoying.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You see the thing about fleebglarbing new words like that is that xeople often don't garbleblab what you mean.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know why people keep trying to keep the English language "pure." It beats up other languages in alley ways for spare grammar

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

Its manbabaies looking for things to be offended by. Now its simple language that has gone too far!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

it's obviously a joke title

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

English beats up other languages in dark alleys and steals their words and grammar, it had it coming. Even if it's retarded.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is all just fucking bullshit psuedo garbage

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There are neologisms and there are word-bortions. This is the later. These people belong in word jail.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In an age of gender fluidity, why does the media feel it need to genderise neutral words?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Am I the only one that sees the irony over how OP uses "philistine" to fight language and words? Anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

as far as i am concerned, this kind of thing leads to people literally not being able to understand each other while speaking the same /

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"language" technically

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck, SMBC had it right! http://joyreactor.com/post/2023636

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 10, 2017 11:24 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yeah call it was it is: it's being condescending and everyone can do it

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 10, 2017 11:24 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Haha I like you

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And since a lot of men often talk down to women, we now have a word for it. Thats how it works when something becomes common enough.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can someone spreadsplain this one to me?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

splain'splain

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's saying men are anxious about proving themselves, so they mansplain out of insecurity, to demonstrate their value, without

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

meaning to be condescending, because they actually presume that they are below whoever's listening and need to prove their worth. So, I

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

think the article concludes, feminists would be better off investigating why guys feel compelled to mansplain and showing them empathy, than

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they are when they try to cut guys off and deligitimize what they have to say by calling it mansplaining.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a place for slang, cockney rhyming,for example. Playing with language is wonderful! But smashing bits of it about like above.. idk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sometimes back doors need to be smashed in- especially if you've already ruined the front-hacking it with an axe like you were digging to Oz

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you mean, what did English do to me? It's a Frankenstein's Monster of different languages and grammar structures.

9 years ago | Likes 290 Dislikes 7

And just like in the book everybody only remembers the monster. Youre only the spark and we are the flame

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truly, the global tongue

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So by fucking up the english language, those wannabe-feminists fuck multiple languages at once?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The irony is how OP uses "philistine" to describe others when he is angry over evolution of words and language...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lovingly created by three drunk blind guys with a German dictionary

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Three drunk blind guys from different nations with a German dictionary

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for Frankenstein's Monster

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And one for you for saying that!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lettify me understandiate this correcitically, peopelatrons are just makefying newstankled wordimongers with haphazardizition?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Thanks Early Cuyler

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because it's trendy and hip, yes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stanley Unwin?! Is that you??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Men need empathy. In defense of men explaining things."

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Not exactly. I think the title means, "Insecurity! Anxious desire to prove themselves motivates men to mansplain. Ladies, use your empathy

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

to learn why men do it, maybe they'll learn that they can stop. Meanwhile, using a sexist pejorative may galvanize men to be defensive."

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

maybe they'll not feel as threatened* ?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, exactly :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as a writer: yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Stupid fucking feminazis. I wish real feminists were more vocal instead of these fucking lunatics.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

You manbabies call everyone "feminazi". We dont give a shit any more. You go hysterical over everyday words now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm assuming you're one of them?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So you are what? Alt right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's right. If someone is against the irrational type of 'feminists' they're now alt-right. Not surprised with your 'logic'.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You label normal people "feminazi" for no reason. Why should I make any other assumption? You overreact like a crazy, so what is the agenda?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey cis man-feminist here who likes vagina. I think you complain too much. Chill out and listen to the femmes.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*shrug* we're busy with other shit a lot of the time. We try.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 10, 2017 11:06 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

"normal people" lmao

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or we dont call normal people "lunatics", and save that phrase for manbabies on imgur that gets offended by harmless words.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Anyone can frombulate a word, as long as it becomes cromulent, who cares?

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 4

Kippery wus my friend!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because language is now going along with pop culture at the same rate that pop culture is changing. it's like identity politics pounded /

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

15 red bulls and here is a result of that

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

You've embiggened this post with your cromulent comment.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I wumbo that opinion.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--hsVknT1c0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't give a squanch as long as its cromulent

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Some people get offended by a word that has no entomological connection to this racial invective, save for phonetical sound being similar.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What in the world is mansplaining?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

It's where a man explains something to a woman in a condescending way without having reason to think she needs the explanation to begin with

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is there a special word for being condescending?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it's a combination of factors that feels different than just being condescended to.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In particular that they don't have any reason to think you don't know what they're explaining.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

something BuzzFeed thought up

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

When I reach out for a brush in a store, & some man, uninvited, launches at me a treatise on how to choose brushes & how to paint. F*ckwad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, he's a f*ckwad. But what does that have to do with a term about men?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps no understand multiple unknown males do this to us all the doodah day. Miracle we manage to walk on hind paws.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That sucks. It would really suck to be told you don't understand how certain things work or feel simply based on your sex. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least that's what some women have informed me throughout time. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thx. Like how every d*mn male in sight RUSHES over if I start to reverse--of course I need to be directed or I'll crash, every time. LMTFA!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It is a term feminist use to shut down conversation and discourse when they feel a man is in any way saying they know more about a subject.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 9

Instead of saying "hey, I don't appreciate being talked down to" they have to make it about sex and ostracize men instead of engaging them.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Instead of saying "some women", you use "they" to unjustly castigate ALL of us, displaying your bigotry instead of engaging us.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Is this a joke? I’m a man an this is 100% mansplaining mansplaing

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When a guy explains something in a condescending way to a woman (i think. Honestly not a hundo % clear on that one)

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Yep that's it, quite common in male dominated workplaces (IT, mechanics, engineering)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Hey, I don't discriminate on gender, as far as I'm concerned everyone is an idiot unless proven otherwise. It's easier that way.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Just because you say you don’t doesn’t mean that society doesn’t.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a four year old joke, you can probably pretty confidently assume my position has shifted somewhat.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it seems to have gone from that to any instance of a man defending himself as a man in the face of accusations of "toxic masculinity" which/

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

that in and of itself is also pretty vague now too

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It’s not vague. It’s pretty clear what’s toxic. Does it place masculinity on a hierarchy above all other things? If yea, then it’s toxic

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This ^^ especially when she is an expert on the topic and he's still presuming she needs his explanation to understand the topic.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Yep. Because apparently we need to invent a word that implicitly disparages an entire gender instead of saying "sexist condescension."

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

I mean it’s to the point, and immediately addresses the patriarchal society we live in that allows that to happen.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask a feminist what mansplaining is, and she will most likely explain it in a condecending way too

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Oh fuck. We got a neckbeard here

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yup

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