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Dec 21, 2015 3:52 PM
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DontPurpleRainOnMyParade
You forgot motorbike riders. Just happy AF
rainevasquez
This is clearly bullshit. The cyclist didn't even mention that he was a vegan, or how cycling .. uh, its a great way to stay in shape
Angatita
Was expecting a view of the helicopter pilot at the end like "yup. Life is pretty great"
woozle
the white lettering was eye-strainingly awful. Good message though.
CommissarCornflakes
OOOOOOOOOH, WELL AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO POOP OUT OF YOUR DICK, UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLE!
Sidecutte
Happiness is something you learn, not something you own.
erowud
As someone with my own intergalactic time travel rocket ship, my life sucks.
BenSwol0
Soon it will be bacteria complaining.
DjDonDelicious
We can go deeper!
Rothgirfellhall
I hate the concept that other people having worse problems lessens your problems
GoldFrieza
What you just said is a classic example of "first world problem"
DustinODaffer
Lesson learned: You'll never be happy until you fly a helicopter.
gettodachopper69
As a helicopter pilot, can confirm.
Mooseman1991
Moral of the story, buy a helicopter.
gettodachopper69
Naw, let someone else buy it. Then you be their pilot. That's what I did :).
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
Plot twist: the helicopter was a medical with the last dude.
MustntSleep
This deserves top comment.
LumpDaddy
The guy in the helicopter is stoked
gettodachopper69
As a pilot of said helicopter, yeah, I usually am.
lawlawlawl69696
The real winner
TonightiDineinHell
That's Charlie Sheen levels of winning
andtheseashalltell
I once drove a car that overheated if I didn't run the heater on full all the time. I lived in the South. Those 100 degree summer days...
CyderMayker
I feel ya. Had to do the same thing while I was living in Nashville. It could get pretty brutal.
YesItIsMyRealName
1967 Humber and had to have heating on full blast in Australian summer....
DingenForester
Been there with my shitty old Mystique
ImmerEinmalMehrWieDu
Why you didn't fix that?
andtheseashalltell
Lack of money, obviously. If you're driving a car like that, all your hopes and dreams are probably not being fulfilled, eh? :p
zenobyte
guy in the wheelchair gets the best parking spaces. must be great to be him
MichaelJordanAsHimselfInSpaceJam
Disabled people get all the breaks
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
He always has a seat too.
StrawberryCake88
As a catastrophically disabled person, I lol-ed at this. Thank you.
ShospleColupis
As someone who drives a ford focus and is a care taker for someone in a wheelchair, this speaks to me.
OSCgal
I miss my Focus.
therooproject
And I'm the helicopter pilot! SHITCHYA MOTHERFUCKERS!
Cheomesh
I drive a semi-beat up 1998 Honda with more than 200k miles on it and a shot-to-shit roof upholstery. It's pretty great :D
gravyandfries
As someone who is trading in his chevy cruze for a 2016 camaro... I have a small penis. LOL, just kidding, its average.
TwistMyNipples
Average for japan
xEyesSewnShut
rekt
therealpopkiller
Needs helicopter pilot wistfully looking at astronaut
philosorapstar
and astronaut losing his mind in his confinement
barnwolf
I don't know, maybe looking at the guy who has his suite on the top two floors of the office building he owns, who doesn't commute at all.
sweetfeetpete
Aw, we would've LOVED a cardboard box! We had to live in a lake!
restcure
Try and tell that to young people today...
WalterRego
Bimmer*
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
Moral of this story ... Get a helicopter !
AnonymityIsFine
Everyone has their own problems and no one is ever happy. Life.
Rasui
Totally happy*
InsaneMango
You'll be happy if you stop comparing yourself to others.
ghsdkgb
I'm quite happy. I drive the Ford.
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
except people in helicopters apparently
dualitygap
they want a private jet.
SoffDogs
Everyone has their own problems, but you can always be happy. Life.
JordanBFrye
Spent 6 months bedridden. Got back on my feet and I've never been happier to walk. Don't drive or ride anywhere. It's all in perspective.
Toonight
I'm happy, y'all depressed.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
As a millipede I got everything pretty much handled
Eowyneb
If you are always looking for what else you want you won't realised what you have is good. Learn tonlove your life like its is.
KnightsOfShame
I'm quite happy.
flatdeer
Same here.
pgdave
I'm happy too!
flatdeer
There are dozens of us!
Brokenlights98
Then life kicks you in the nads.
MissClutz
I was thinking about this last night. Got kinda irritated at the car in front of me not getting up to speed and backing up traffic. Then at
MissClutz
the light I saw her ajust her beanie in the cold againt her window that was jammed open and reach back to give a bottle to baby in the back
MissClutz
seat. Feel kinda like an ass in my truck that runs pretty good and has the windows up and radio on.
Cheomesh
It's natural to look down on the lower classes.
JunoDonJuan
plot twist: the wheelchair dude is the helicopter dude
hdgenerik
I feel bad for the guy in the Lambo, he has it bad
dpressedninja
Shouldn't the last frame be about the helicopter pilot wishing his legs didn't work so he could use handicapped spaces or something?
Kythyria
Haha, yes.
aegiskay
Yeah I read this as handicapped people have it worst of all. Wrong message I guess
dandaman0345
I've never fantasized about anything in that situation except force-pushing the traffic out of my way.
notanalien117
Isn't it Bimmer?
vulturedoors
You are correct, sir! Beemer is the term used to refer to a BMW motorcycle.
thatoneguy1991
Yes! Thank you!
CommanderBlade
I think that cyclist has bigger problems, namely a dissociative disorder
Snypa88
cycling is soo much quicker than a car in Chicago to name the only real city I have dominated, teehee. Im bound to either get afewtickets or
UmaroXP
I was worried I was the only one who noticed that.
Darkcl4w
no, he just doesn't have pedals, his wheel is misaligned and he's wearing no safety gear. Also bikes are way better than any other transport
ruferto
have you ever talked to a cyclist before? bruh
antihaze
http://41.media.tumblr.com/ff297326eb223c61654be57f3c8fc8fd/tumblr_ndpwgo0sbQ1rm4mpho1_500.png
Taikwin
Perhaps his inner monologue is actually narrated by Morgan Freeman? If so, he's one lucky guy.
SillyRabbitTrixare4Kids
Read that in Morgan Freeman's voice
EkkuZakku
Anybody's inner monologue can be Morgan Freeman if they want it to be. He lives within us all.
invisiblemaniac
Look at smug mister "Look at me! I still have movable ARMS" asshole here.
Ssssssssssss
WHAT'S THAT GUY WITH THE STUMPS COMPLAINING ABOUT? I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY NECK TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
preaction
And you're all "Look at all those visible, sane people!" At least you're in the present!
iftheshoefitz
Aye, when I were a lad I didn't have arms but I worked hard 26 hours every day driving posts with my face.
showmaturepostsandcomments
I cant remember anything. cant tell if this is true or a dream. Now that the war is through with me nothing is real but pain now - Metallica
BoopboopR0B0T
As someone stuck in bed all year, I would gladly trade my legs and live in a wheel chair. You really don't realize what you have till it's
iftheshoefitz
Aye, when I were a lad I didn't have arms but I worked hard 26 hours every day driving posts with my face.
Surkhan
Somewhat rememinded me of zoidberg
AncientWeapons
Plot twist: he was placed like that by his carer and actually cant move or go inside ;)
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
''At least that dude doesn't suffer from locked-in syndrome and can complain OUT LOUD'' (thought balloon)
DragonDildoChandelier
That asshole!
thrownawayasianguy
He's also the only dude with hair
GreenMetalPizza
Atleast none of them are Ginger, I wonder what that feels like =(.
DarthFluffyBottom
Final picture should be of Stephen Hawking
MariuszS
I died, Haha ....Shit
BrownskinOriental
Look at this guy talking and living. Hey how am I talking, I'm dead.
DickDickadomeOwnerOfTheDicksdaleDickadome
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TheFeralDog
I've seen your show, it comes on after the walking dead on Sunday night's.
BuckBoost
Look at this lucky bugger.Being dead means no more problems. I'm immortal, and can never die!
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
[Tree swaying angrily]
GwenAintCis
[Dust mite angrily skittering]
Omnomberry
[Amoeba angrily waving pseudopods]
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
[Hydrogen particle seems content]
awesomekid06
[Molecule angrily rotating]