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tornado1622
That kinda behavior may very well call for the old Tokyo Sayonara.
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
Cash me outside
TheTruthHurts51
Oh yea.
PyroHobbyist
AhhhhComeOn
Been there... I tend to meet the nicest people.
SomeDetroitGuy
Most swingers I've met have been really kind. The assholes get shunned pretty quickly.
tumoore
If you know what I mean.
carney6623
These kind of posts require picture's..
TheRealKingCobra
Please explain said strange night
wdpphaMaker
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Fairbas
It’s only weird the first time .....
Gazto
TacoFox
If that's the girl who I think it is...nah, I'll pass.
CaptEgDiggles
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whyamiistillhere
Nice
Robin5
Softbuns
NOOICE
VickiStElmo
Aren’t upside down pineapples a ‘symbol’ of swingers? Or did everyone at work just troll me for wearing a pineapple blouse that time
Fairbas
Pampas grass in the U.K. So the urban legend goes!
WaitingonCoffee
I've heard it's a sign in some parts of Florida. Not sure of anywhere else, tho.
DieselSJ
Woman at work has a pineapple tattoo on the back of her neck. Maybe I should take a shot?
SarcasticComment
That and your generally slutty behavior.
VickiStElmo
Touché
SarcasticComment
It's okay. Someone has to be the office Meredith.
SomeDetroitGuy
Not around here. We just use websites and kik groups and subreddits and meetups to identify each other here.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Well we’re to need to hear more
TakeAFannyGallop
Sounds like story time!!
chuknoriceeatemyothersock
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beigecrayon
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NewToTheEnterwbs
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Carlinium
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Ezsmay
Please! We need answers!!! I neeeed story time
zusez3
Sexual frustration is no excuse to beg on the internet.
monkofshadows
gkmarduk
I second this
DeepFriedFrenchTart
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Nutinbutbootson
This happened to me in college. I was naive. They bought me drinks all night and told me they were having a party later, so I went along.1/2
Nutinbutbootson
She tried to kiss me and push me on the bed, so I got the hell out of dodge. Passed the husband watching porn on my way out. 2/2
Nutinbutbootson
Turns out that most people knew they were like this, and they had parties for college kids. Very weird night.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
When I was bartending I had a married couple try to pick me up. He was a big guy his wife pretty damn hot. I came to the table. He said they
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Were just talking about swinging. I assumed he was just try to embarrass her. Later he asked if I thought his wife was hot. I agreed as much
D0cH0lliday
It didn't happen. The end.
fineletsdoeverythingyouwannado
I'm not saying you're wrong in this case, but I feel like imgur would be shocked in how often this stuff does happen.
bmouse127001
Sounds like story time!
brobinson2001
Y'all DO realize this is the "Cashmeousside, howbouda?" girl from Dr. Phil, and she's 14 in this pic? Goddamn pedos...
BullfrogStormcroak
This comment would be more effective if there was literally even a single comment about the girl herself, but there isn't.
SomeDetroitGuy
You DO realize that the woman posting is not the girl in the picture, right? And she is only posting because of the double entendre?
SarcasticComment
Yet only you mention the girl in reguard to a sexual capacity... so maybe it's you. You took things here.
Densteef
Don't reflect what you see in yourself on others please
barbqspareribs
Goddamn! Gettem!!
LabyrinthBuilder
Actually finding out it's pretty cool
beforetherewerememes
Smooth spotting there.
NuclearLicorice
This is fucking amazing.
SheckyFeinstein
Restless leg syndrome.
MarekPastyrik
Pretty bi ppl strougles
numnumz
Bi bi bi.
PedroBenecol
I heard this to the "melody" of Pretty Fly for a White Guy
kinggaron
As opposed to not as much bi ppl struggles
pr0nty
Strougles*
PotatoGladiator
The Strougles are real
RustyCreakySqueaky
Damn im strougling
IGuessThisWillHaveToDo
As opposed to ugly bi people struggles
totallycooldude
SomeDetroitGuy
We get along just fine, thank you.
IGuessThisWillHaveToDo
Haha glad to hear it
tanneberger2
That's threesomeing, not swinging
BitchButcher
Well, you can swing between being alone and single and having a threesome, so technically...
Gonnaderpya
Yep. Swinging is swapping partners. So there's another couple involved, this is just being open/havin a threesome.
Havacado
Maybe she just likes to go to the playground when she's drunk, you perverts ever think of that?
KrakedUp
No that makes her a unicorn
Kenkenny82
Depends if she's in couple or not.
curiouscouple1207
fairleenormal
Name checks out
curiouscouple1207
incubusiness
Baby steps.
MassStorageDeviceCanNowBeSafelyRemoved
but it's a start
jetflight
Not necessarily... Maybe they want to take turns while the other one watches?
IconicM
Is that not still a threesome?
jetflight
I mean... maybe. Shit I dunno, depends on whether... fine, whatever, let 'em have threesome.
PicturesOfSteaks
*minajatwa
kronos72
I know it isn't spelled that way, but this is funnier.
Julia928
Is this American for ménage à trois? XD
BravEffect
I sincerely hope not. I hope it’s just someone being intentionally dumb Lol
GUVMENTCHEEZE63
This guy thinks he’s a French conisewer
nickdoesntsharefood
Unicorning
unicornhunter904
Yes
nickdoesntsharefood
You've been summoned
notmuchtosay
User name checks out
DemonFluffer1000
Sugar parenting?
inmate655321
Somehow sounds more creepy than just sugar daddy
DemonFluffer1000
Would you prefer sugar guardians?
AmArschdieRaeuber
Glucose guardians
secretdpp
Yes actually
DemonFluffer1000
Sugar guardians of her galaxy?
Fauxcused
I fixed a swinger couples computer. Dude offered me his wife as a thank you. I could. It get out of their house quick enough.
ruferto
so you werent attracted to her i take it
Fauxcused
Not in the least. Plus I had a girlfriend I was committed to. But even if I had been free, no.....
HenryLongfellowIII
Most swingers don't seem to be the most attractive people in the world.
Fauxcused
Indeed they were not. Friendly but. No...
SomeDetroitGuy
Having been in the scene for a while - they tend to range as wide as any other group of people. You just don't think of most people sexually
HenryLongfellowIII
"You just don't think of most people sexually" .. umm, of course not, right? What kind of creep would do that?
crazymojomonkey
sadly it can become a habit (or in my case, an addiction...) #NoN ottFun
SomeDetroitGuy
so you don't realize how many unattractive people you're constantly bumping into on a daily basis.