One minute of Satisfyingness

Jul 23, 2017 10:48 AM

Rverence

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*the "rub your thighs" hashtag is a (UK) Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer reference for UK folks (or anyone who watched Shooting Stars elsewhere)

Telephone operators used to have to do this to complete a 'phone call. What Progress!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs a dickbut at the end.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice rack

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Y tho? What does this do?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And on the scores, it's Georgie Dawes!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We really wanna see those fingers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slower slut

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's satisfying watching someone else do it.

9 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

How does he move around with those frost bitten feet?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fiber man, fiber man, can do everything a fiber man can

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhhh all that work just so we can have porn.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, we felt you should've done better with so much time used, so we're only going to pay for 10 hours at minimum wages.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And those TPS reports. Did you get the memo?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been doing some cabling recently. How do you decide ahead if time how you're going to choose what goes over, what goes under.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slower you slut!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A still of the finished thing would be cool...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a tech guy, I approve this!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#ThighRub

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Realtime this was probably a few hours

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just wish I knew about any bit of that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's mundane... oh wait! Shooting Stars! +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine his face if he'd messed up. All them zippies

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's using Velcro strips

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well thats no fun

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Satisfaction

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Iranu

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oovavoo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*disclaimer: not Imgur servers*

9 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 0

No disclaimer needed it's obvious

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats a plot twist

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm .I have a .gif still loading

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imgur servers: https://imgur.com/dWireFP

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Bit generous don't you think?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cmon now lord knows imgur servers aint got no gigabyte heat sync on them

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Still better than my PC

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...satisfaction?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Deliberately not

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

+1 for good cable management. -1 for not using velcro. +1 for methodical work. -1 for no labeling. That's a net score of 0. Fuck it. +1.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks to me like a roll of Velcro tape on top

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're right, I have them use velcro ties so I didn't recognize it at first.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You wouldn't trust the label and trace it out anyway. No point!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a Sysadmin by trade, so I routinely check all that anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's awesome - until a port goes bad, cable gets cut, or some idiot decides to move the interior jacks around in the office.

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

I see this argument every time, but wouldn't that situation still be shit in a massive jumble of wires?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That’s HOW you get that massive jumble of wires.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why Velcro is the best for binding up cable when it's done like this. I fucking hate people who use zip ties.

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 3

Tack-tape 4-eva

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't kill me. I actually like zip ties, they are easy to cut when you need to move wires and are very inexpensive.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

*stabstabstab*

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What about those rat tie things? Better middle ground?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a former network fixer-upper guy, I am so hard right now from watching this.

9 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 4

Can agree with increase in blood flow to those parts of your body

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too enjoy a nice rack

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How long would this take in real time?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

You could say your about to tap the hard line?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a normal IT person, I am FULLY erect.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

As a casual Imgur browser I have a softy but it will not stop me from fapping to this.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

As a former tree hugging, nature loving socialist this has cured my erection

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Serious question, do different color wires mean something different? Is there a color code?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Usually. I usually have one color for each purpose. One for public IP, one for internal VLAN, one for SAN, one for SQL network etc.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Red carries in fresh oxygen-rich data, blue goes back to the heart of the data center for more.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Please be real. Please be real. :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat, like a circulatory system.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he was joking

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0