CaptTurtlz
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FOR THE BRAAAAAAINS,
Jul 13, 2017 5:17 AM
CaptTurtlz
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FOR THE BRAAAAAAINS,
dogsunpizza
I bet he has to keep his arms like that in cosplay. To remain a zombie
kesis33130
Why is he bleeding ?
AriPlanetLord
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CaptTurtlz
It's not a zombie storm trooper
Qwertypinn
The saber should turn off, not stay in place active
DeusVaultSaracens
Some sabers have blade locks, like yoda in episode 3 when he kills the clones on kashyyk
chubbysiamesecat
Reminds me of my storm trooper mod for left 4 dead 2
AngryStinkbug
But the phase one troopers did nothing to provoke a jedi attack!
CaptTurtlz
Brain Worms
Actualdeadpool
GadenKerensky
Ever heard of the book 'Death Troopers'?
Stalin4Time
Yeah, it is pretty good.
CaptTurtlz
No I haven't why?
GadenKerensky
Basically Zombies in Star Wars.
CaptTurtlz
I'll have to go pick it up
nacadwe
That is a NICE Cosplay, There wouldn't be blood due to cauterization, I would have just put some intense burns.
notsohasty
Explain this
nacadwe
Well, can't argue with that. *shrug* haha
CaptTurtlz
Yeah but I decided to use first episode, where there's actually blood when dismembered, before they made it cauterize
notsohasty
I support you trooper!
tzxAzrael
cauterization isn't perfect. look at burn victims. still bleeding, just a lot less.
CaptTurtlz
True
SilasWing
Wouldn't it eventually slide out?
alenfishman
yea, basically. unless it has 0 weight, which isn't the case.
PurplehatAliens
That's what she said
CaptTurtlz
Yes it's just there for effect
ReallySkareKrow
Want to win? Put a severed hand on it.
WrathCrusader9000
The saber handles required a certain amount of pressure to keep the blade ignited. There shouldn't be a saber at all.
ElbowDeepInASnake
If that were true then they shouldn't be able to throw their sabers
CorwinMacGregor
Some lightsabres were designed with triggerlocks, allowing them to be dangerously locked active.
WrathCrusader9000
They could use the force to apply the pressure to the handle to activate the blade. This was complex and difficult and required a lot of
WrathCrusader9000
Concentration
EmperorDurrell
fun fact: light sabers require effort to cut things, and they also have a "dull" and "sharp" edge because of how they harness the crystal(1)
Loobis63
You explained this wonderfully
WhatzitTooya
Does it count as fact if you cant falsify it?
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IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
that cause insanity and prostate cancer in order to cover up the JFK Pearl Harbor 9/11 commission.
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
Of course.That's why I believe the lizard people that run our government are setting up FEMA death camps while dousing us in chem trails1/2
EmperorDurrell
energy. They work essentially like a chainsaw of energy, it's why they lock together when two contact each other, and while cutting thick(2)
EmperorDurrell
blast doors takes so long. It's not going to just fall through anything it touches, because it still works like a sword
SaltismySugar
You frikin nerd. I like you.
EatingFiftyBagels
Wont it burn around inside the wound while gravity pulls the handle down, and in that way eventually fall out?
iliketoruineverything
Nerd
SecretlyHitlerandStalinsLoveChild
SwankyPants21
You said it's a chainsaw but then you said it's a sword o.o riddle me that batman
EmperorDurrell
1. the energy moves through it kind of like a chainsaw, coming from the hilt and arcing back to the point of origin. When i say it's like a
minkuschild
Prove it.
marcusyoyo
EmperorDurrell
1."The blade typically extended about a meter before being arced by the blade containment field back to a negatively charged fissure ringing
PuhTater
That's cool and all. But like all cool things in SW, I doubt that it's still Canon
KingoftheCommentLurkers
Or the dumb things. Don't forget all the really really dumb things that blessedly are no longer Canon.
PoppinLochNessHopster
You can see them taking a ton of effort to cut a blast door with a lightsaber in the movies.
EmperorDurrell
it technically is not, no. i got my info from a legends wiki. I like to think of it as canon, a lot of expository stuff just disappeared
StonerCatJay
Even the old canon was wrong, it's factually incorrect to call them "laser swords" like Lucas said they were. Science knows no canon