I can’t even imagine the excitement and sheer shock of what he felt. Not having to ask, beg, hope for… “that!” Like… a woman who just… wanted to because she could? Never had that.
Because discovering that someone has a basically pavlovian reaction to something innocuous is amusing. Women put their hair in ponytails when it would otherwise get in the way starting from a very early age, it's not A Sex Thing to them. There is always a first time a woman discovers that her boyfriend thinks [eye contact] + [putting hair in ponytail] = head.
Yup. That's like telling your 5 year old that Disneyland burned to the ground and canceling your Disney vacation while the kid was packing his suitcase. Only a sick mind would do that to somebody.
You saw his face when he thought it was real? That's the face of a man who is always initiating and was excited at the idea she would start something up on her own.
If that's true, they probably shouldn't be in what appears to be an exclusive relationship where physical intimacy is considered to be an important part of said relationship.
1) big oof, definitely. 2) and a ray of hope, he's been programmed, at least a little bit, that when she does that, it's shmexy time, so maybe she does initiate at points in time.
Yes my husband has the same reaction to seeing me naked every day as the first time he saw me naked. If you want to turn your lady on just make her feel like the prettiest woman in the world
... you /initiate/ with giving head? Like, not even checking if your partner is at least somewhat receptive to that sort of thing? Cause if my girl went from zero to head, I would be what could best be described as pleasantly confused. And if you ask me, that's exactly what that guy looks to be.
lildude52ca
jesus, i didnt even recognize what was going on because... well/ this type of shit just never fucking happens.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
FunkyDimpledMonkey
This is so depressing.
FuckTammy
baturro
I wouldn't have pushed her away. You love me? Ok...
Eypisod
This is torture
Volpe42
That face though
Eiladar
Plot twist: That's his sister.
Hellstorm99
I can’t even imagine the excitement and sheer shock of what he felt. Not having to ask, beg, hope for… “that!” Like… a woman who just… wanted to because she could? Never had that.
DerbyDad03
Sucks to be you. (NPI)
ThisIsNotTheGreatestNameInTheWorldThisIsJustATribute
Extra cruel to make the video and then not actually do it.
ThisIsNotTheGreatestNameInTheWorldThisIsJustATribute
So fucking sorry everyone. “It WOULD be extra cruel…”. There. Everyone feel better now?? 🙄
DerbyDad03
How do you know that she didn't?
ThisIsNotTheGreatestNameInTheWorldThisIsJustATribute
I don’t.
PapaJoeNH
He knew it was a possibility, so he's got that going for him, which is nice
softballguy
Pekols
CommanderKitten
Because discovering that someone has a basically pavlovian reaction to something innocuous is amusing. Women put their hair in ponytails when it would otherwise get in the way starting from a very early age, it's not A Sex Thing to them. There is always a first time a woman discovers that her boyfriend thinks [eye contact] + [putting hair in ponytail] = head.
DrQui
For likes
azarza
maintain dominance!
Hulser
Wait, what kind of toys?
koops
Strap-on style.
BushDidWolf359
Asked by a non-cat owner, clearly
DustyMcKnuckles
...yeah under the couch is an interesting place to keep them imo
TheDudeanator
Ease of access
mrputter
I mean: I just checked under my couch, and...
whatbuttondoipush
I got the little white mouse toy one year during secretsanta from a Russian person. It was my cat's favorite toy!
CommanderKitten
YKINMKATOK
Hulser
Not those kind.
Slappydupappy
Sadist behavior.
Sooner70
Yup. That's like telling your 5 year old that Disneyland burned to the ground and canceling your Disney vacation while the kid was packing his suitcase. Only a sick mind would do that to somebody.
WoeToHice
That's very specific.
metalrulercid
ThisGuyPostingThings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OTqvbh8Hko
kriswinters
FlyYouFLCL
This show was a pleasantly funny surprise. I enjoy it.
kriswinters
Huh, what a coinkydink. I referenced Fooly Cooly on a friend's anime mention.
FlyYouFLCL
Lol. It's an old reference. Back in the golden era (at least for me).
Bombaso
Did she tho?
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
I hope if you're gonna prank him like that you at least have the decency to do it after the camera is off (or still on if you're about that).
JoshuaFalken
Oh she definitely did. She has to commit to the gag.
DerbyDad03
I see what you did there.
JoshuaFalken
Agreatmanoncesaid
...and then she blew him, the end.
ImpossibleAgenda
IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
perfect gif! They just need to be at the breakfast table instead!
koops
IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
Hahahahahahaha
koops
She grabbed the brush ready to put her hair back.
hyptosis
lol
PerpetuityPhoto
iirc she now has an onlyfans and is doing pretty alright for herself.
koops
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1WQBixzozEg
Buttholeo
Wow a lot of neck beard comments here..
AdrianMole
At least their name is not Buttholio.
Buttholeo
Hey I'm a proud butthole
hyptosis
haha I actually loled
alcamar
You saw his face when he thought it was real? That's the face of a man who is always initiating and was excited at the idea she would start something up on her own.
wetqueef
Maybe she’s not attracted to him.
JoshuaFalken
If that's true, they probably shouldn't be in what appears to be an exclusive relationship where physical intimacy is considered to be an important part of said relationship.
PanPot608
Ur describing the hell I live in.
petresun
That is so on the money. I always had to initiate with my ex, so when she would initiate, It'd be a huge freaking surprise.
FishAreSUS
You can see the moment all hope is yeeted by the yolo. Damn
FTUG
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
RedAppleSoda
DidItForScience
Even if he wasn't always initiating he'd still make that face.
MsQuin
You doing okay, hun?
MillenniumFalcon
Yup
wabitgirl
1) big oof, definitely. 2) and a ray of hope, he's been programmed, at least a little bit, that when she does that, it's shmexy time, so maybe she does initiate at points in time.
IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
FiveShiftOne
Or maybe it was a dude excited to get a blowjob. Not everything needs your own problems projected onto it.
zFUBARz
Seriously you can have an emotional reaction without it being a deep seated issue.
tallyhoho
Yes my husband has the same reaction to seeing me naked every day as the first time he saw me naked. If you want to turn your lady on just make her feel like the prettiest woman in the world
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
No shit lol. Why wouldn't he be stoked? Y'all are fuckin weird around here.
artofint
Hahahaha what a sad opinion. pRoJeCtED ProBleMs :ppp
snrsquishy101
Lots of people project their own life experiences into their opinions of things, problems and all.
DataKooma
Hahahaha what a sad opinion!
drhobotron
You see this comment? This is the comment of someone who is projecting based on zero context.
CommanderKitten
... you /initiate/ with giving head? Like, not even checking if your partner is at least somewhat receptive to that sort of thing? Cause if my girl went from zero to head, I would be what could best be described as pleasantly confused. And if you ask me, that's exactly what that guy looks to be.
TouchSt0ne
ActuallyAPirate
BlairT1
I believe the traditional custom to make up for faking a blow job, is in fact an actual blow job. Keep that elastic handy, Sarah
VodkaReindeer
Always use elastic instead of a metal ring so that you don't injure yourself
BlairT1
It’s for her hair, bruh…
DidItForScience
DemiDevinmon
No, 'handy' is a step down.
TheDarkNerd
Unpopular opinion: some people are simply better with their hand than their mouth.
BlairT1
JonnyHeat
Facts
DidItForScience
Yes. I have an ex that had the skill equivalent of putting a wet sock over your junk.
BlairT1
SecondSince
She's right!
wabitgirl
Ah Tessa Fowler. What a treat to look at.