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Some of my favorites below
Sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/5zs3sn/do_your_worst/?sort=confidence. FP Edit: holy crap thanks guys, first time on the FP. Let’s see if this send nudes thing is actually real.
Bahiano1993
"What's the point of the cupholder?" Had me in fucking tears, my dude
FORTHEFUNOFIT3
Are just going to ignore the fact that he has a phone in front of him???...
ronkooby
"Hands down"?
KixStar
OMG The Oblongs was a phenomenal cartoon. lol
puruwin
Tis but a flesh wound
Bunches0Lunches
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to digest? The wheelchair
Peppernut
"How do you shit"!!!! laughed out loud while shopping... The image i had in my mind was the reason i laughed for more than 10 minutes.
Peppernut
Girlfriend was not amused hahaha
denigreur
Im still laughing at this one too. Gawd
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
This made my day.
Cavalrysword
I hope he has a good sense of humor. Those were funny af, but vicious. Damn.
DurendaI
RabbiKirschbaum
What's the point of the cupholder?
bogiemMagnet
RickCaptain
I would offer a comment, but like this guy I'm stumped!
VicVinegarHughHoney
samenamedifferentbody
*mom giving birth* doctor -"congratulations ma'am, it's a bouy!" Mom - "I'll name him Bob"
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
TimTheEnchanter421
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the "hands down" joke in the title?
Ghostshenanigans
Anyone else notice that he controls that thing with foot?
fastfire57
LOOKS LIKE JUST A TOE,cus that's all he's got..
scottjaeger
#stealth
WaldoFishington
Pretty sure that's his junk.
weaponhowlet
Idk If I'd call that a foot I think it's just a toe and not even the big toe like one of the barely controllable middle toes
paddenstoel
You'll learn to control that if it's all you've got.
IPutMybraOnOneBoobAtATime
His foot reminds me of him.
Hellboy86
Wow! That dudes got balls....not literally obviously
Nova5269
He might, actually
AintGonnaLiveForever
StaleMeme
Someone get this man a heat resistance spell
Unchartify
'Tis but a scratch' i like that one.
Jorobot
“He would obviously commit suicide IF he could” - my friend next to me
AltOrc
MichaelIronsidesDismemberedLimbs
joeys2323
#6 the fucking best!
tonksl
:( aw man idk if i like this
VioletMoonRising
It's okay. I guarantee this guy in the picture now uses some of those roasts in his daily for laughs. He asked for the roast afterall.
tonksl
What if he didnt n the person just put it there
VioletMoonRising
Maybe. But I know most disabled people I've met have a pretty dark and open humor about themselves. Any offense is usually on their behalf.
tonksl
Ok i feel better now
Ansatsunin
Yeah, this shit's just mean. Can't set aside sympathy for the guy.
Tialishaze
Did you stop and think that maybe he doesn't want or need your sympathy? That it might feel like pity? He asked to be roasted,
Ansatsunin
I could either repeat myself, or ask you to read my comments again.
tonksl
They wont get it
Ansatsunin
Don't think so, either.
PirateMath
How many times have you been kidnapped by a CPR instructor?
DrWaK1
Silverforte
*reposts comment from the images to get upvotes*
moelestached
This is perfect.
boethius
I seriously burst several blood vessels in my forehead laughing over that one
wheredaeatdoeV2
I seriously bursted my cardiac muscles laughing
boethius
Funny!
comakind
Yes.
RoxanneLaWin
RideTheStimutacs
That's the only one that got me.
MattDerKomponist
I LOST it at that one. Holy crap
DanCutter
Also had me howling!
RabbiKirschbaum
Ravenuser
Never saw this show, but I feel he's being sarcastic. Is he?
FallenJester
You should totally check it out when you go on rumspringer.
Doctorfatherson
You get off your phone and go watch this show.
JeezusJuice
No, he’s not. He just weird and annoying. You should watch the show, btw.
Babbsykun1337
IUpvoteScience
Worldf1re
ControlledIsMyEnthusiasm
I will always upvote anything Sir Patrick Stewart related.
banka3000
Plot twist: someone else put the ”roast me” sign in his ”lap”
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Well, it isn't as if he could even write it...
nightwaste
Lol i remember this. Some one reported that post because he wasnt holding the sign.
RumpleDickskinne
Plot twist: This guy has a HUGE DICK
superlandero
I bet his dick touches the floor.
RumpleDickskinne
QwertyBam
Well, mate, he certainly didn't put it there with his own hands.
therandombagofmeat
shakedownblues
Plot twist two: Dude in the wheelchair is also blind
imguriArdlyKnowEr
At least hes not black
curlykid
Like the glasses are just a fashion statement? Hahahahaha
shakedownblues
Most fashionable torso with a head
QuiteADapperAsshole
Well he probably didn't write it so...
michonnedisapproves
Im always terrified I'll find my picture on that sub with a doctored roast me sign
HumpbackWhale89
"Hey dude, mind posing with a sign for me?" "What does it say?" "Uh, still going strong despite hardship?" "Sure!"
Kazpur81S
I bet his name is Bob...
pab61
Only when he is in the pool.
Mysongotmehooked
Hang him on the wall and call him Art.
GruntThumper
Throw him in a bush, and call him Rustle.
Counterfit
Put him in a hole, his name is Phil
TheDivineUsersub
I bet his name is Spud
HighlandPotatoe
But he got laid every night
Counterfit
Put him on a porch in Dublin, and his name's Patty O'Furniture
Counterfit
Put him next to a hole, his name is Doug
TemetNosce000
Holy shit the top of the stairs one was true savagery
2plus2is4minus1dats3quickmafs
Nice username. :D
TemetNosce000