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Aug 18, 2016 10:49 PM
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completelyunreIated
Epoisses, it's so smelly it's been banned from public transportation vehicles.
easypeezy
A block of dick cheese
Ipsi
"Let's stop upvoting these posts to the FP"
canks130
Smegma
Nymphomaniac33
5lb block of blue cheese
Pangs
Maggot cheese!!!
Chronospell
A pound of toe cheese.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
@imsaltyrick
CptJero
Dick. Dick cheese. And you must forge the block yourself.
RitchEss
When the top comment almost doubles the likes of the post.
DizzyWood
a nice extra sharp cheddar
MicahAmey
Dick cheese. It's a thing. Google it. Maybe you shouldn't.
atrevelyan
Richard Cheese? Good music.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
I don't think smegma counts as a dairy product
DickbuttCeraJavertSpanishInquisition
@IMSALTYRICK
dougpeck
Dubliner cheese, that stuff is great.
NiNjArOcKsTaR94
Fromunda
wolfjayflywheel
OneLonelyFajita
Cottage Cheese. Mashed together into a brick.
Moozick
Gorgonzola. Rind last.. And good luck
VyseVerses
A bucket of feta cheese.
ImgeneralBennet
Pepper jack hoe!
SentOS
This kind of posts appears frequently. Does it not get old or something? They don't even deliver. Even if they did, who cares lol
tr3kstar
Roquefort! (aka - extra stinky blue cheese)
dancerfromak
Ghost pepper cheese
GeorgeSmiley
Casu marzu aka putrid cheese. It contains live maggots of the cheese fly which can jump up to 6 inches when disturbed
gnarledhalo
It's illegal and super expensive.
blakeatwork
Not illegal, but super difficult (read: near impossible) to import
MAYORofTITTYciti
The fuck is wrong with you bro?
EaRapture
Calm down Satan. We don't wanna kill him.
Voidspear
Well... Do we wanna? Yeah, we wanna
AstralMarmot
Speak for yourself.
GeorgeSmiley
it is supposed to be an aphrodisiac
ThousandsDry
In large amounts it can actually kill because bacteria and maggot shit, so that one is a no
BungusAmungus
Aaaand the voice of reason
GeorgeSmiley
What the hell is the voice of reason doing on Imgur?
BethanyButElectronic
Government cheese. Americans know what I mean.
Fatherdoodle
That would be a reward
TheSealPushedMe
But what if he's not living in a van down by the river?
Demitger
I'm willing TTY settle on one packet of MRE cheese
CziltangBrone
Calm your tits, Satan.
tr3kstar
Guv'ment cheez, with the spots on it.
gerontophilia
You guys don't even know what cheese is from what I've seen.
GoBlue
Stop sending these point whoring bullshit posts to the front page.
wintercoat
"Point whoring" is a meaningless phrase when everyone posts for points.
Thekingofbeans
There's a difference between upvoting things you like and upvoting things because they asked you to.
dt7693
Velveeta. Let's wreck this guy's colon.
HereInDuckburg
Head cheese
Shot0ut
Frumunda cheese
Apath3ticLizard
Apath3ticLizard
Easily in any #OP budget;)
Mavis2112
I've probably been close to doing this myself. Shit is disappointingly and shamefully DELICIOUS.
coneyallen
RIP
TrueRoXeR
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Konsumerlaw
Not the name brand though
Zaroth123
Isn't Velveeta a fish?
EzraFell
Might be. Definitely not actually cheese.
YourSistersBoyfriendProbably
It is technically cheese. When a company making cheese has a quality issue (Gasket, metal shavings, plastic, etc) they downgrade it and 1/2
EzraFell
I was joking around, but thank you for the informative reply.
YourSistersBoyfriendProbably
And sell it extremely cheap to companies like this and they melt it down and filter out any extraneous material 2/2
Cerebrumsumstultus
Dude, this is more to the tune of literal murder.
obsidianspork
OP better deliver!
umpbumpfizz
I want to upvote this, but I *really* want that 5lb block of motz from Costco to win.
Shot0ut
Frumunda cheese
YourSistersBoyfriendProbably
My work packages 6lb blocks. I will personally send him one to see him *try* to deliver
BattleMercy
I'm trying to decide if the constipation is worth saying I'll do it..
Ulthirm
Does it have to be in one go?
Manaslu
Does fake cheese count though
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
RitchEss
5lb block of mozzarella, from costco
DarkNinja2462
Mmmm, mozzarella
Mono1234
This guys gonna be more blocked then a public toilet at a festival.
Sylviastout
While he's there, better pick up some Dulcolax
RitchEss
You better make this shit happen @op
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
From my experience, not much shit will be happening after a pound or so...
1metalnation
You gonna kill that poor mofo
FuzzyBwalls
Easy
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
What if they're from Europe and they don't have a costco?
Kudoskid
Sucks to be them
RitchEss
Costco delivers
Thoraxe123
I dont have to hit FP to eat a block of that
BungusAmungus
Do it.
Thoraxe123
oh I would if I didn't have to deal with the guilt of being a fatty that follows soon after
BungusAmungus
Did he do it yet?
RitchEss
I don't think the post hit FP
BungusAmungus
Yeah, but I mean close enough cmon. Jeez! Just do it already! @IMSALTYRICK
umpbumpfizz
You have my vote buddy. I lived off one of those bad boys for like 2 months in college.
neondemonn
Mozzarella? That shit goes bad quickly.
umpbumpfizz
This may be *technically* mozz, but it's questionable. Think rubber coated in wax. But we did start shaving moldy sides off towards the end.
neondemonn
Sketch. Also I think mold-scraping is only safe with hard cheese, but I may be wrong.
Smartcart
Yo how much was it? -a broke college student
RitchEss
It's like $12
CrimeBrulee
Potatoes homie
umpbumpfizz
1) But I cook extensively now, and often on a tight budget. If you want to know how to eat better than anyone else on a college budget
umpbumpfizz
2) just reply here and I'll shoot you a message. I have a whole series of recipes for this, and they are bomb as fuck.
defsight
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Lootboks
I know I'm kinda late for the party, but I'd really appreciate it as well
JacketOff
....I'd love to get that list too if it isn't too much trouble
JustSomeEnglishGuy
Make a post for everyone to see, also tag me in it please.
Smartcart
Yes that'd be awesome! Might not be a bad idea to make a post about it too, especially with move in day for many colleges approaching
bruhnowhy
plz
Chergam
Yo
HodorHoldTheDoor
Can I get the recipes please?
umpbumpfizz
I'm not sure, to be honest. My room mate bought it. But not expensive. Be clear about the fact that it's absolutely just survival food.
Smartcart
Oh I know. It'd be used to spruce some otherwise boring dishes
ClosetEconomist
Dude. Cheese grater, tortilla chips, microwave...nachos. You're welcome.