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Jan 11, 2017 9:04 PM
resiliency
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enkrs
I just saw my reflection blink
aBadDrawingOfAFishEveryDay
I'll give you tree fiddy for'em
soulscythe
Oven open, hands burned, pizza down.
alyxandar
Protocol Three: Protect the Pilot.
YogaQuotesErmIMeanYodaQuotes
For sale : engagement ring. Bam four words
AwkwardKeming
"Got fat" Six for the zinger.
Jak8714
...every time I read this, it hurts all over again.
Ajax97
Don't you hate it when you buy the wrong size shoes for your baby...
CGWN
Tiny coffins weigh the most.
Darkaiku
Annnnnd now I'm sad. Wrong month to read this.
SweetGroverCleveland
Sorry friend.
dangerousDoc
If only we caught it sooner
jakethetao
Glove don't fit? You must acquit
PyroGuy007
"Only daughter married. Now have two." Have a good day. :)
WHOletTHEdawgsOUT
Anal contusions found on dead father.
TheDogAteIt
One way trip to the vet.
peanutbutterpopcorn
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
ImOutsideAllGroups
Pet's last trip to the vet
Teevorkio
Puppy's first and last vet trip.
KatrinaKayMiller
God damn.
Rekkora
the baby one is bearable, but making people think about their pet's mortality is pure evil
ChrisMendez123
This one got me
ChloePrice
(Do contractions count?) "She's my soulmate. I'm not hers."
SweetGroverCleveland
Yes. Well done.
imgurforants
I found my soulmate. She didn't.
SweetGroverCleveland
"No more chemo. Thanks for trying..."
ohnoanotherputz
Donald Trump won the presidential election.
meo2
Dinner needed more time in microwave
Huruguru
I waited.
SweetGroverCleveland
Oooo, 2 words. Brilliant!
SirStrongBad
Yeah, she out grew them before she had a chance to wear them.
ReverandNick
Toast hit floor. Butter side down.
tehmeisterer
The Death Cab for Cutie Song "Your New Twin Sized Bed" resulted from a competition among band members to find the saddest scene. (cont)
tehmeisterer
The song was based on the runner-up. First place was an old woman sitting by herself at a restaurant eating a birthday cake with candles.
SweetGroverCleveland
d112358r
So many feels... all of them sad
Rekkora
what made me sad was the end to Farewell to Arms
flatduojet
That's 7
d112358r
That's why I'm not Hemingway
AtriusVH
Elguerrero1397
"He bottle-feeds his wife's killer."
boneclawmother
Thought you meant he beat his wife's murderer so badly that they were on a feeding tube. I watch too many crime shows.
Goxation
The baby killed the wife giving birth
KatrinaKayMiller
God damn.
Brandon455
Holy shit I'm glad we don't have kids.
BleachIsGood
?..... OH NOOOO
SweetGroverCleveland
Jesus +1 you creepy fucker.
AwkwardKeming
Oof
bunnyyawns
Because the baby came out bigger and healthier than expected!!! Right?
playactionjesus
Enoan
americanlivinginjapan
Ha haaaaaaa. Nope
jery007
Yep
kwongdzu
Or... http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/books-of-adam-shoes-baby-Ernest-Hemingway-3433199.gif
Iliketrainsies
doggetofftheqcekmty
Absolutely. We're talking elephant feet here.
mywifelovesthedogmore
Feet like white elephants.
txtbookpisces
WRONG
WaterblightGanon
it had great feet and they decided to buy some designer sandals instead
Acefowl
It's name was Baby Huey. Take THAT, young'uns!
GageKS
No...
WellExcuuuuuuseMePrincess
Enoan
Snooj
No, they were blue and it was a girl and girls don't wear blue.
SweetGroverCleveland
Definitely. Yes. I will go to bed accepting this explanation.
Lurch1911
Oh honey.....
SweetGroverCleveland
Yeah yeah...that's it right??
TheEmptied
Yes! The baby is very happy on a wonderful farm now. No we can't go visit it.
Stanistani
Dropped my sandwich in the sink.
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
*sobs uncontrollably*
hideakikarate
Toilet*
Stanistani
'sink' is more evocative of the tragedy of everyday life. The word has a monosyllabic finality.
charredcrow
So how about: "Dropped my phone in the toilet."
Stanistani
Valid.