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206 was the real threat
Good
FP edit: Thanks didn't know it would blow up like this.
send tits for vets
Nov 26, 2016 3:15 PM
SPCFlack141
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Good
FP edit: Thanks didn't know it would blow up like this.
send tits for vets
FerdDeMann
I'll honestly admit I thought he died a couple years back.
InboxMeYourMaineCoons
To kill Castro, the CIA finally turned to the world's most relentless killer: 2016.
Comatots
*laughs in 2020*
wastingtimeonimgur88
I feel like George RR Martin wrote 2016.
NotSoRighteous
MRW I find out Castro died http://iob.imgur.com/uYGg/90yeQKh4Cy
IcyLucario
I was looking for this joke.
ReifieR
Trump will be the next US President. Castro made the smart move here.
WeirdoseQ
Boogie - one of the nicest most genuine YouTuber out there
UnslicedBreadisCoolToo
Eh he tries too hard to be impartial and loves his clickbait titles. Plus he says he's trying new weight loss techniques way too often.
TerriMessy
2016 was brought to you by GRR Martin
StarryPlough
This year will be remembered for people pretending this was the first year 'celebs' they'd never heard of started dying
ActualSkeleton
Yeah, who's heard of Fidel Castro ffs
ClarkKentfield
He Heard Trump won and got excited to watch America burn to the ground he had a heart attack
FuckYouRuben
Fidel castro was alive until now???
tigerjohn
I've been waiting for this post all day! +1
dennydorko
It's a repost.
mosqui
Fights capitalism .... dies on black Friday ....
AzgarOgly
I don't thing capitalism was giving much fucks.
knowslessthanjonsnow
He did say socialism or death
loony23
Took him long enough to get the memo though
mrsuzukiami
He'd rather be a communist stooge than a capitalist one.
UnslicedBreadisCoolToo
You say that as if it's better.
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
Yeah, Cuba could have lived in peace and prosperity like... Guatemala!.. or, Honduras!.. hang on I'll think of one eventually I'm sure.
Junioroconor67thesecond
lmao communist apologists on a privately owned website
cuttlefish997
I don't think you know what an apologist is...
AdorableTinyKitties
What I got from that was capitalism and democracy are not synonymous
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
I mean propaganda aside they directly push against each other.
MemesNDreams16
Laughs in Spanish
knowslessthanjonsnow
JeJeJeJe
racux
Actually, died on 60th anniversary of setting out from Mexico on the Granma to liberate Cuba. Not everything revolves around the U.S.
oxfordsorbrogues
He also died on National Record Store day
ocegur
Apparently it does when they give themselves the name of their continent!
Yanov
Actually, they didn't. The official name of the country in the United States. Not the United States of America, or America.
ocegur
But they call themselves Americans, that's what I meant.
Yanov
Only because it's easier to say than United Statesians. Kinda like how we call them Byzantines and not Constantinopolitians.
DownvotesAreFun
This always makes me furious.
CringeMetal
Many people die on black friday, the difference is, he died at a rightful age
jetstreaminfinity
True, Shakespearean justice
Yanov
It's "poetic justice" you moron, and even then it isn't poetic justice at all.
PleaseLeave
Liam neeson and fidel castro have weirdly similar faces
ShaliBuck
I was just saying that! Especially when Castro was younger.
PffftNext
Yes my dad just said he'd make a great person to play him in the upcoming film!
JadeNB1729
Having that face is part of a very particular set of skills.
ShaliBuck
I was just saying that! Especially when Castro was younger.
DMGuy
Has anyone seen them in the same room?
sprbwlshuffler
2016, the new novel by George R. R. Martin.
astrakko
Guess whos next.
Craazyy1
so thats why the next book is taking so long
Murraylastname
Oh snap!
Kimanous
I didn't know he wrote horror too.
cousteau
So this'd be Joffrey?
TachyonCode
If so, the food industry will be his downfall.
AllTheGoodOnesWereAlreadyTaken
This needs more upvotes.
EsUnChooChoo
Plot twist, George is next
TachyonCode
Don't worry, he's already got the plot written out for the rest of the TV series. All we'll lose is the books.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
you shut your whore mouth
EsUnChooChoo
Seph89
Grudgebearingmidget
No, no friend, its:
v
TheFrodo2
No no no it's more like
Seph89
You're right friend
HikariShade
He almost made it though.
amothertruckingunicorn
Almost
HollowOfLondor
Ron Glass from Firefly died today, so it appears 2016 still isn't done.
Alozar
Why has 2016 taken all these great people from my life.
ThatEdward
WHAT NO
timeloveandyarn
Fucking love Boogie.
TrevorCrow
The real question is, what dirt did he have on hillary Clinton.
Youmaynotagree
If 2016 gets any weirder I might just assissinate myself.
FerrousBuehler
Is that like punching yourself in the eye while wearing a skirt?
SpartaWillBurn
"Ya know, 2016 wasn't so bad" - everyone. Sorry.
BrutalCommenter
You'd be doing 2016 a fucking favour.
borklind
The username fits
therealnimo
Don't you have to be important to be considered assassinated?
DocWino
How is his death weird? He was 90!
stealthman42797
Same
ignoramusplus
just say that you have something that can indict Hillary and you give get 3 bullets to the back of your head for free
jetstreaminfinity
Or three pills in your stomach!
Domehammer
Or say you like cops next to someone from BLM.
schr610
You try dickdickoutating yourself instead.
humourasdryasyourgf
I will, for Harambe
jetstreaminfinity
#neverforget
blobfishdaily
That's exactly how 2016 takes its victims
Domehammer
Well people have started to start killing cops, Texas wants to make it a hate crime since its such a big issue. Its happening a scary amount
DVSBSTrD
Please don't.
LongoloidFartExplosion
*Assassinate.
rugmiem
.
Baroonz
Assassin 8
CyborgScribe
He ment what he typed!
Zreen
*Assisted Assassination?
4thFuckingAccountGodDamnPassword
Homiceid?
RyanKyojiri
no he means assissinate, assisted assassination
skelcal
Suicidate?
FilthyRedmond
Suicideded
asi23
Yes
imprettyawesomeiswear
Dane Cook bit
wedontlookalike
.
Shuggy99
Nice to see boogie on imgur
xenburn
he's pretty hard to miss
sigvebedin
Love me some boogie
lgwingnut
Ride the mouse.
sigvebedin
Love me some boogie
ucatione
First Karimov, and now Castro? Bad year for my dictator fantasy league.
GeneralBullshit
it's still allowed とdれあm
GeneralBullshit
Sorry wrong keyboard. It's still allowed to dream*
misoisoup
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
This comment is underrated
Andigiveyou
Is this Fantasy Dictator league a real thing. I hear about it all the time.
PsychopompGecko
Putin's going strong this year, and it looks like he'll pretty much have carte blanche the next 4 years as well.
GodsFavouriteFaggot
Tune in next week for trump
BobSagetDidNotRapeAndKillAGirlIn1990
Islam Karimov is not a man I expected to hear about when I started up imgur today.
Bacxaber
The day I tried out Tropico 3, Castro died. Am I...The One?
PsychopompGecko
Did you fight off the Russian invasion with a baseball bat, El Presidente?
SimpleMemeFarmer
You must claim your destiny and lead Cuba
VikingPrincessLaserRaptor
Don't worry. You get Trump.
and this guy
theinconvenienttruth
Hey after the reveal about how south Korea's government is controlled by a cult north Korea is finally really best Korea
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
Trump gonna take my team to the championship! I've got the best team, with so much winning! Believe me, it's gonna be great, I'm the best.
xenburn
damn, gonna get sick of winning ;(
PffftNext
Trump? God grow up ffs
RustyCatheter
19 libtards downvoted you
zellar2020
I saw the username and I was bless you sir.
ThatEdward
If anything is to be judged by his hand size, I think he finished growing long ago.
TheMostHumbleManInTheWorld
I've still got Mugabe. I think he can carry my team.
ecodude
I'm adding erdogan to mine as a rookie. He's shown some promise in the minor league.
BoringPrivateQRCode
Plebs...I've got a new, up and coming dictator with a chip in his shoulder, something to prove, and is already making friends with Putin.
bezuer
Dammit, Donald!
TheMostHumbleManInTheWorld
I feel like his reluctance to kill those who oppose him in mass numbers really hurts his stats.
xenburn
if he dies i want that crazy plastic surgery, anti-evolution, pseudoislamic sex cult that loves him has something to do with his death
TheMostHumbleManInTheWorld
But he is still young in the game, so he has some time to build those skills
EricFromAccounts
I've got Sisi AND Kim Jong-Un; young in the game and already proven skills. Am I winning this league?
Somnom
Dude's 92. The year's not over.
MV50
I have Duterte in the minors. I know it's risky with him being elected but with the rising death count I couldn't pass on him in the draft
BlainetheMono
Mugabe found the fountain of youth in the Motopo Hills.. The fucker is here to stay.
Velisity
Used to be a fan of his until I found out he sensors his comment section and deletes comments that prove him wrong.
totalwiener
...I'm missing something here
lamiae
He survived the assassination attempts, but on Black Friday the spirit of capitalism rose up and struck Castro down.
NotgonnaTellgoogle
I read that vs on various sites. Only two attempts were confirmed. The rest is BS.
tatadas
He was probably like: Oh my god, more people charging into walmart. Fuck this shit, I'm out.
orbitsteve
"trump is president, America is fucked, I can die is peace" his last words probably.
AElfgarDoesStuff
*Dies in Spanish*
biggestred
Four years from now many will be shocked at how little has changed. People greatly overestimate the power of the President.
AssumingDirectControl
Especially one despised by both parties.
Daktyl
Unfortunately, many repubs in congress do actually like him. Repub citizens maybe not as much.
AssumingDirectControl
Republican citizens just voted for him 2 weeks ago. The GOP gutted itself trying to stop Trump. It's like the awkward Sanders/Clinton split.
Daktyl
Republican citizens voted for the republican party 2 weeks ago. Just like lots of people who didn't like Hillary voted for her.
idonthaveagoodnameinmind
Presidents alone don't have a lot of power. A president, supreme court, and Congress combined do. and by a lot, I mean all.
jimmyriba
*people overestimate the power of decent presidents. Do you remember the Bush years? Fuckups can make *a lot* of trouble.
itsybitsyspider
You mean the economic crash? That was just a disaster that was rolling down the hill. Bush just happened to be pres when the bottom fell out
jimmyriba
I don't mean the economic crash (although he handled that poorly as well). It was a cacophony of shit from 2000 to 2008, essentially.
IcyLucario
I'm holding you to this if/when something fucks up.
Lastshadow94
The more shit that goes down, the more I buy into the David Bowie theory.
NoNightDigging
When the Yin of Lemmy left it caused too much strain on the Yang of Bowie and now the collapse is commencing.
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Lastshadow94
David Bowie was the glue holding together the fabric of reality. He died, now everything's falling apart.
IndyUndead
I said the same thing, but Robin Williams
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
What about before Bowie was born?
Lastshadow94
It was a simpler time.
Orpheus
Holy shit
ShadowFairy
I buy into the dicaprio theory. Leo fucked up the universe by accepting the oscar
BadDings
adamant
This is a repost. I wonder if Bender would approve of this use of irony.
thenoscoper
Ooh do you hear that? That's the sound of get gud
SPCFlack141
Honestly just saw it on Facebook thought it was funny so i shared it.
TardWrangl3r
I've learned that if you see it on fb, then it was already on here at least 12 hours earlier
JadeNB1729
Is it just me, or is this just one frame? (I just see real-life JJJ saying "Is".)
Treblaine
Yeah, what the fuck? I've seen like 3 frozen gifs in a row, all in replies to FP posts yet upvoted as if they are working gifs
Impossibrew
hasn't he more or less been on his death bed for the past couple of years though?
ComradeHein
He was decently healthy for someone his age, a fall messed with his ability to walk but aside from that he wasn't doing too bad.
Tunaccat
Decently healthy for his age? He's like 400lb, can't walk, and is dying at 42. He's in horrible health and doesn't even try to lose weight.
ShadowFairy
Who are you talking about? Ozzy Osbourne?
LegitimacyProject
Lol I think they were talking about Castro
Tunaccat
Oh! My bad. Makes sense. Dude was 90.
ComradeHein
Yep, at least I was talking about Castro haha. No worries though, it happens.
cunninlinguist
The past: "Famous people always die in 3's" - 2016: "Hold my beer"
raspberrygreenberet
neogreenlantern
I'd settle for just celebs but 2016 decided to take my mom, my dog, my cousin, my uncle, and my cat in that order. I fear for my friends.
arejays
Lost a good friend start of the year. I feel you
arejays
Can't wait for 2016 to be over
pres2pond
Mr 2016, just so you know, I have never known neogreenlantern before in my life and am DEFINITELY NOT his friend!
mozzaru
I'm so sorry, hang in there
HD2composer
Very sorry to hear that. I hope the new year brings you a new dog, new cat, and someone to start a big family with http://i.imgur.com/LmoP
neogreenlantern
I'm married and I think we are gonna keep it at one child. Shit is a lot of works. We will adopt a few more pets though.
HD2composer
Oh, well right on, I hope good things start and continue to happen to you +1
TheIncrediblePirate
:( If it makes you feel any better: my upvote took you to 69.
PartVI
Fuck man
Lilydidit
Both of my last living grandparents too.. Sorry
SaxyPlayer96
Hugs mate, hope your luck turns around for you.
asoutherngamer
Country song in the making.
Imtoolazytothinkof1
Not even country songs are this bad.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
It would be the best county song
peridotstar
I think it would be like a 3rd world country song.
jitneyk
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxooxo
neogreenlantern
Well this is now my third highest voted comment so I got that going for me, which is nice.
iHearGreen
Holly shit I thought I HD a bad life man
neogreenlantern
Life is great. Just a real shit storm of a year.
legohoarder
2016 Took my Dad, my uncle, and gave me cancer.
neogreenlantern
My condolences.... though now I think maybe I should go to the doctors.
aeonicentity
Get Obama care first.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
It took both of my fiance's grandmothers.
neogreenlantern
My condolences. Death is thirsty as hell this year.
Ferrumkit
Did you challenge death to a grudge match Final Destination style?(sorry if my humor is off key)
DoubleSunMoonMoon
This is imgur, you'll be fine.
Ferrumkit
Care less bout their reaction than hers/his. Don't kick someone what they're down, I just have fucked humor.
neogreenlantern
I have no clue what I did but I must have pissed in the cheerios of some death god.
Ferrumkit
You'll be alright man. It won't be easy, but you will get better just make sure you don't slip into an isolation because that's a beast.
Thorn14
At least it sounds like you're hanging in there going by your humor.
CaptainTrips1980
Jesus dude. Hang in there.
neogreenlantern
As shitty as this year has been I'm good. I'm pretty a pretty stable person.
dunnerski
I feel like this was a suicide joke. If not I'm going to laugh at it like it is anyway
CaptainTrips1980
I didn't mean it that way, but whatever floats your boat. :)
PillaPlease
(((Gentle Hugs))) How are you handling all of this?
xenburn
be safe don't make friends with him, there are easier ways to kill yourself
neogreenlantern
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3438/4593531893_f67a757fa1.jpg
karmachromatic
Not was I was expecting. I'm sorry for laughing
neogreenlantern
But seriously my daughter was born at the beginning of the year so that helps. So her and gallows humor.
MartyMcNugget
Good work man. Good work.
raosion
Sorry, yo. Hang in there. We're rooting for you.
FabledPhoenix
Baby Boomers are getting up there.
wwoodd97
Well all of the deaths can be explained as a rise in recognition and having an increasing spotlight on people begining in the 1950s. It just
wwoodd97
Gets worst from here. Next year will be worst, then the next. Calling it now, the death of 25 great 70s and 80s tv and movie stars.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
*3s
TheFifthRace
Really funny. Well done
samsonguy920
Is Fidel a third? We need someone to do a head count! STAT! Fidel's number must be divisible by three or someone dies!
jporter34
I was gonna give you an updoot, but you're at 3,333 and I find that quite fitting.
Webn8tr
The mom from the Brady Bunch died too
thefire259
,
warmyourbeans
All joking aside, what if all these high profile deaths were of immortals, and 2016 is The Reckoning. There can be only one.
SuperiorPosterior
Congrats on 2016 updoots
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Domehammer
Expected a troll comment to be down voted but it wasn't, have a up vote.
IJustLikeToArgue
And the Cubs won the freakin World Series!
SPCFlack141
Aye
CIAtimetravelinghitlerkiller
I mean im not sure why this was downvoted
DPCerberusBlaze
The Internet dislikes Trump and by extension, his supporters.
Ghost7167
I don't support Trump. He's just better then other options in my mind.
dawnawakensyoursoul
Ppl need to downvote this less. Cant have people with diff opinions can we?
LinnehKitteh
My opinion is to down vote. I won't ridicule,but I will disagree.
glocky12
I mean I'm not down voting but yes, we can have different opinions and with that, people can disagree.
PaulVolckerWithLipstick
Why is the down vote a less valid opinion than the comment?
dawnawakensyoursoul
Because we should foster community rather than anonymous shunning
PaulVolckerWithLipstick
If I down vote and supply a reason in a reply would that be acceptable?
LinnehKitteh
My opinion is to down vote. I won't ridicule, but I will disagree.
dawnawakensyoursoul
Id say grow some balls and speak up for shit you disagree. Downvoting in silence is passive agressive, no?
Vaanhalen
That's crappy. It says "I'm punishing you for having an opinion other than mine. You shouldn't have spoken"
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Punishing? How? By taking away 1 fake point that has no monetary value online or IRL? I vote you should run our justice system
ArchangelsBlade
Isn't one of the big things, at least on reddit, not to downvote because you disagree, but to shunt away comments that contribute nothing?
LinnehKitteh
I'd say, personally, a down vote is a way of disagreeing without starting an argument. It's also a way of saying "I don't like that".
rulerBob8
What band?
MystirMaster
Guns n roses??
Rick616E
Probobly nickelback
MainJane
Brilliant!
Ghost7167
Xgirls band from my home town, nothing special, just good talent.
rulerBob8
What kind of music?
Ghost7167
Country/blues
Vertron
The shitty beatles?
rulerBob8
Well played.
Ideatdatasslikeacupcake
"Shitty beatles? Are they any good?"
PutItInNeutral
They suck!
thegarlicawakens
America 2016: Hold my beer.
cunninlinguist
*brain
RothChizzle
Which year has been worse for celebrity deaths, 2016 or 2009?
xenburn
it will depend on if southpark does another celeb death episode this year or not
JuanSin
2+0+1+6=9 3x3 is 9....THATS WHY SO MANY DIED IN 2016
Aj16
We have the magic equations
sixsickdevilsdicks
Six rules all.
sixsickdevilsdicks
Just ask drake...
ElmerTLee
TheFluffyStorm
Well, this year has been three times worse
Splodgey
Victoria 3 confirmed
EntropyLover
The math checks out
Batmannequin
You can't argue with the science
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Half-life 3 confirmed.
LamarTheHeadhumper
Fucking finally
DarkUranium
Or maybe it, too, will die in 2016.
Jwatz
Illuminati confirmed
TheFluffyStorm
That's why this year has been so bad, it's three times worse than any other this century
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
2016 was all like
Turbosnailz
He missed quite a bit in the movie
Jackandapes
This is the highest voted comment's comment I've seen in a while
alexcarrie
God this is an amazing movie
Ifaptomercy
Watched it recently, fuck so many feels.. in the beginning the kid that carries his arm.. like.. fuck dude. It was hard to watch.
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Puld you tell me the name of the movie?
VonShnitzel
Saving Private Ryan
vitaminalgas
"Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me. Blessed be the Lord my strength..."
Tacodogs
Glad to see another devout member of the taco army
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
You're a good boy <3
PapiBlanco
Now I'm no expert, but wouldn't be better if the bolt was on the other side
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
Yes, yes it would be.
LavaAxe
He's probably pretty ambidextrous and in a position where he has a better angle from firing lefty.
IvanFromPripyat
He actually is, although he's also left-handed, IIRC
Ossric
The military doesn't really make weapons for lefties
HarcosXP
yup, standardization is a bitch..
PapiBlanco
Those bastards
DeathToHeretics
You might even say they're Inglorious Basterds
TK421isAFK
The military doesn't make weapons at all.
Ossric
Which makes my original comment truer than you think!
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
just watched that again yesterday
atmidnightsir
Gary Johnson?
AuroraNora33
Is he shooting at a leppo perhaps?
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
"What's a leppo?"