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Mar 11, 2018 9:27 AM
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thesplashingblumpkins
#26 anyone know where this is from?
Biehrmaker
Boo boo ding dong doo doo
memejunky101
jhoonbee3000
Carpe Jugulem. Sieze the Throat
eldieron24
Blocked out the handle in the original tweet but not the reply
SpellingIncorrecctIncorrectly
The funniest dump I've seen in a long time
Chimponzoo
I read #10 as gravy... I thought it was a little odd, I am down with it. Gravy w RIP = good, gravy w/ RIP = undead masses. Ok.
Chimponzoo
Does this mean I am the reason for the Zombie apocalypse? I have made a lot of gravy in my life, never using RIP in the process...
SweepTheLegsJohnny
Does anyone know what’s going on in #20?
SweepTheLegsJohnny
I’ll answer my own question, it’s Ellen Sheidlina, a Russian IG model. She’s 23.
BurritoParty
Screams at own ass.
mordrul
HaveGinWillBabble
Fight the good fight, comrade.
GTAVivacious38
From which episode of Breaking Bad is this?
MechanicalTurtle
Idk if you’re serious or not but this is a promotion for the Emmys: https://youtu.be/BpeWSY_PtOg
CoolGuyCoolDude
Holy shit what's the context of that scene
daguq
He beat his sister, I think.
rvcaptn
#1 nah he is just a little board
scubaru08
#12, could be the customer wanted another cheese slice and they wouldn’t do it for free. My dad did something similar with Dunkin’ Donut....
scubaru08
He wanted coffee beans for sambuca, but didn’t want to buy a whole pound. Asked them for small coffee, but don’t grind it, or put any water
scubaru08
In it. They gave him a small cup of with coffee beans.
MichaelscottIam
#2
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MyEnigma
BAN ASSAULT TODDLERS
Nuggetti
#4 How can the pies be hot if they were never in the oven?
asm80dfa8sdfj
They're hotter than a set of twin babies in a Mercedez when the temp goes up to the mid 80s.
Heartesy
Ree is ellen gonna f**k the tiger??? The world may never know :O
ThePostsIMakeTripleGay
Is nobody going to mention “That was better than Columbine”?
ThePostsIMakeTripleGay
#40 btw
bambulina
Why would you stop to take a photo of your flaming microwave...?
cntdn
https://www.newstatesman.com/future-proof/2015/01/who-would-win-fight-trillion-lions-or-sun
pieter42
Ellen is TOTALY gonna fuck that tiger.
SexualConsent
TheCreepyGuyGnawingOnAPickleInTheCorner
#44 in my school teachers always put a replacement answer incase you didn't know the first one so you could still make that one.
pudgychicken
my exam board allows you to sometimes carry forward errors so you could get marks for ans2
nene276
Image with the cheese is wrong... Where's the lettuce??? Return that shit!
pronoun
#1 "I'll be dead in 8 years, you gotta live with this for decades, bring it." -Scooby Doo, probably
AbsolutelyNotADragon
Is that Shiba picture just the first four dogs photoshopped all the way back?? I never noticed before.
arijamygoddess
Getting ready for bed: Brush your teeth, pound the meat, go to sleep
IMINCONSTANTFEAROFBECOMINGNONEXISTENTAFTERDEATH
Okay, so in #4 the pies have those squiggles on top that used to show heat, those pies should have come out of the oven already.
Midgarmerc
I was literally about to post this
TJAirborne
Spiked
Thank. you.
IMINCONSTANTFEAROFBECOMINGNONEXISTENTAFTERDEATH
Dad's a murderer. Case. Closed.
Cr8zyEight
1/2 You know when you notice something in a post and you got to comment about it feeling so clever and good about yourself? But someone else
Cr8zyEight
Has already posted it, so you feel stupid, like another sheep in the crowd, a cog in the machine? Yeah me neither
IMINCONSTANTFEAROFBECOMINGNONEXISTENTAFTERDEATH
Have you ever not been able to come up with a rhyme? Meat cleaver.
GTAVivacious38
Dawg you ma nigga I like you we think alike
slyshand
Assuming you had 1 trillion male lions. Weighing in at 420 pounds according to google, on earth. 4.2 * 10 to the 14th. 1/2
slyshand
That’s probably enough lion mass to make a sun. The lions gonna die tho. 2/2. Based on katamari rules at least.
Gnufighter
1/ So forgetting density or anything like that an adult male lion weighs 190kg * it by a trillion and you have 1.9e+14
Gnufighter
2/ (a trillion isn’t a standard number so I’ll use short scale so 14 zeros rather than 18) take that from the mass of the sun 1.989*10^30)
Gnufighter
And you have 1.989*10^30-1.9e+14 which turns you to be 1.989e+30
Gnufighter
The sun is a LOT bigger
abundantbadgers
Should you? I wood.
BMONoir
Is this what happens when you soak dogs is wood?
SlappinClappinSnippinSnapppinTortoise
LuftwaffeLolis
He dosent bark much...
moih
yourealltheworst
He looks fine, just a bit board.
onwhitesails
Grab your pillow, brush your teeth, beat the meat and go to sleep.
TreeNumber5
Say it with the tune of Sharkboy’s “Dream” song
KingDingus92
Do people really jack it to my little pony
dumbledorable15
Girl do I have some tumblr accounts for you
princessmonkeypants
only on the weekends...
Moofinmahn
Yes
ShadowLightning9510
akaBruceWayne
haunter64
you should be grateful no one has linked... the cum jar
ReallyBadMemory
Someone might have above. Something horrifying was deleted
cntdn
There's a subreddit
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Sauroctonus
You know how there's always an exception to something? Here's an exception that should be made.
adriedupoldprune
You sweet summer child.
Sh4dowWalker96
Yeah, no. Rulke 34 explicitly has none. Ponies are tame as *fuck* compared to some of the shit out there.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
I am no longer surprised at what people will do to get high or get off
TheTrueQuarian
Yeah I do.
RydWolf
You're new to the Internet, aren'tcha?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
KingDingus92
Thanks for the info elbowdeep!
Sauroctonus
Ah. So no.
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
sadly, yes.
JasonDoodle
https://im-01.gifer.com/ObDG.gif
CoolGuyCoolDude
They look kinda borderline anime when they're humans wow
FartingDragon
@ElbowDeepInAHorse this is your territory, I jack off to dragons.
FoxyRex
+1 For common interests
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Okay, now I question your username
Otterbotanical
I mean, obviously.
maxsayo
There's a guy out there that jacks it to Rich white women with chainsaws that deforest land to build wonderbread factories. So yes.
plasmabomb551
I thought that guy was just busty rich white women buying wonderbread.
pronoun
Sauce? I'm asking for a friend.
maxsayo
look for the user murrlogic1 on deviantart
turalyawn
Do a quick Google search on woman buying wonder bread fetish. It's a guy who kept commissioning art of said fetish. It's uh interesting
bealtimint
Popnitro
Is..... Is that you?
DickTugsMore
You are telling me you don’t? No wonder my parents hate me
N0BODYEVER
As a connoisseur of porn comics, people jack it to everything. Trust me.
wardenda
Had a computer brought into work one time for a virus. My store manager found a LOT of MLP porn in a folder.
justanothergeek
Apparently enough that the fandom even has their own terminology for that.
OtterlyMagnificent
Cloppers. And some of us are proud to be.
justanothergeek
To each their own, not my place to judge. Just stating the facts.
OtterlyMagnificent
https://imgur.com/JqYTmjn
pronoun
SexualConsent
whatsintheTATAbox
JudgeMentaI
"People" is a generous term
Unquote
That's literally the only reason these autistic manchilds watch it
Sh4dowWalker96
False.
LunarPiratee
Doubt.
GrouchyMarx
I watch it because I find it legitimately entertaining. It's a comical animated show among others, and as such, it's watchable.
RobBobertyYT
OtterlyMagnificent
I enjoy it, as well as the fanfiction and fanart for it. Because for some reason, MLP fans have higher standards for writing than most.
GrouchyMarx
The fan-made music kicks ass, but aside from that I haven't really gotten into the fan-made MLP stuff. https://youtu.be/6NbyUtARW6I
MisheruEmiya
Well i dont get the Obsession over it, but its nice to watch. Wholesome af
KingDingus92
But the question is do you jack off to it
MisheruEmiya
I dont, but if ppl jack off to imaginary ponies they dont harm anyone so whatever
KingDingus92
I suppose so. A bit bizarre but it could be worse
zaknotzach
*manchildren
MajorSkyblue
I'm confused? I don't see any My Little Pony in this dump? Am I being blind?
timelessclassical
I'm so glad someone said this.. i scrolled up and down 3 times wondering what I failed to see
moih
I'm wondering if that was the very intention of the comment.
bunduz
He is just looking for affirmation of his actions
KingDingus92
No, just wondering
RodentOfAverageSize
This is my favorite post of the day.
Sh4dowWalker96
Yeah, I saw no pone either... the hell is even going on
Gorperino
People jack it to pregnant ninja turtles getting their arms and legs ripped off.
smashsouls
Spoken like someone with experience.
Yrmsteak
Ah yes, PNTgtAaLRO.
swiftomatic2
r/Guro, isn't it?
SaltyCroissant
Thats.......oddly specific
Xenodia
Jimthebutler
Well now i do
Jimthebutler
Well now i do...
NobodyReally3
So in comparison the pony stuff isn't too bad.
Motormand
There is always something worse. Usually when I hear people say they have seen the worst, I ask them to google one word: Vore.
Vortexhelios320
What about Guro? (just saying this right now, I am not liable for emotional damage caused due to Googling this shit.)
Dashiznit
I've seen far worse than that
Dashiznit
Unfortunately...
TheGooseMoose
ElCabaro
WhispererInDorkness
TheMaymayBoi
Grudgebearingmidget
Obligatory "Freddish"
akaBruceWayne
SillyWaxFruit
maniabass
ScarecrowSticks
RegisterToVoteBoi
moih
RegisterToVoteBoi
IMayHaveSeenBetter
FlareonTheFalseProphet
why do you think rule 34 is a thing? people jack it to everything
PyllyNalleMissionaries
IronGravyBoat
Even rule 34 is not immune to rule 34