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can some one buy me hello neighbour
Dec 10, 2017 9:06 PM
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can some one buy me hello neighbour
Megvilla
I never wouldve even thought to put a light bulb in my mouth before this! Thanks a lot
timummy
Is the point of this gif supposed to make me want to do this?
ColdHandsWarmHeart
I don't believe it. I'm going to have to try this right now..
AVTv2
I've never wanted to stick a lightbulb into my mouth more
lurch13
How is glass going to hurt a skeleton?
TupacAintDead
So many people here have thoughts about giving this a shot right now. Myself included.
ucfh
What kind of moron puts an anal sex toy in their mouth?
oLoki182o
Is it sad that there is a video of why you cannot take a lightbulb out of your mouth?
RemiRixJones
But, like...do you go to the hospital? Do they remove it? Like, if it’s not broken...?
superseriouscomments
NO! Just don't be in that situation. And no experiments!
DoABarrelRoll1
This is the primary reason I buy smaller bulbs! Damn things keep getting stuck in odd places...
Jawesome19
Tried it, pulled it right back out. Video is dumb. I'm fully capable of controlling my own mouth.
DigitalBang
I feel like this is creating a problem that didn’t exists.
RNeao
I can do it tho, I have superior jaw
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Okay, I admit it. I tried to do this, but the light bulb was to big to fit in my mouth.
thegelatoking
Stick it in your butthole like everyone else.
U1Love
This gif should end with. "So, how many people who never thought of trying this will suddenly try this? Is this self-defeating?"
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
When Darwin published The Origin Of Species, Thomas Edison was 12. Could he have read it and implemented a joke in the lightbulb?
simplestrick
PerroMalcriado
people will keep reposting this until we get a vid of someone actually doing it
AlbinoDogMeat
There are multiple videos of people putting bulbs in their mouths and having no issues.
i0jofjio4fh942
I expecting a "but there is a way if..." but fuck no solutions huh
i0jofjio4fh942
*was
Jpapas
I know right, it's like, "you can't pull it out this way, instead... yeah don't fuckin put it in there mate"
WillJeSuis
I love when this is posted because you know someone is dying to try it out due to curiosity.
digivirus
I'm going to keep this lightbulb trick in mind whenever I finally decide to start kidnapping and torturing people.
TheGeneralPublic
Is there a way to favorite a comment?
gabeuptonogood
Yeah, but you gotta put a lightbulb in your mouth to unlock that secret.
nemosbride42
If you don’t want me to do it then why plant the seed
Direfury
"Don't" try this at home, kids!
simplestrick
ILikeSayingBoobs
So If not supposed to put it in your mouth does that mean you're supposed to put in your ass?
fartharder
Okay, Uncle Pester.
BattleD4d
NegentropyX
So where did you read that there were teeth in your ass?
kcgoalie31
Jar squatter... This man is the jar squatter dude
LegendaryKatman
Well the anus is intended to have things pass out of it, so if you can get it IN the ass successfully then you should be good!
AnythingMuchShorter
Are you trying to trick him or have you never read any of the ER stories on here?
LegendaryKatman
Neither. I'm assuming at least 1) they aren't that stupid, or 2) they can detect the sarcasm. If not, they'd probably do it regardless.
CigaretteMan
No, that’s even worse. If you put it in your ass the doctors call in a Janitor to remove it.
Strostkovy
And half the time when he gets it out he puts in a new one
CigaretteMan
"Whoops, sorry, force of habit."
Strostkovy
Oh god it was a CFL
Nickelbackfat
WHO IS DOING THIS?!
The701
Up next....cinnamon-coated lightbulb challenge.
Nickelbackfat
While a bucket of ice water is poured over your head
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Ok, now how many are going to try it thinking "well if I know ahead of time not to panic I'll be ok!"
Corrodias
I'm just having a hard time understanding why the bulb touching your teeth would (reflexively?) cause your jaw to clench. Sounds stupid.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
although many bulbs are LED now... and plastic.. so maybe not *that* dangerous....?
drunktrashpanda
lasertag2000
I'm going to try this now
abitskeptical
Pix
KyleBurt
Let me know how it turns out
TransistorRadio
I just tried it. My mouth was too small to fit it in.
ThisIsAlwaysGoodAdvice
That’s what she said. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.
jyhwkntx
ChrisChalms
That's not such a bright idea
idiotidiotidiot
Who is going to try this?!?
tiphlos
Would it work to get a cloth in your mouth and work it around the bulb? You can then break it without the shards tearing your mouth.
happytreeleaf
No, OP’s right. I’ve got this one jammed in my mouth now. Damned if it’s coming out.
Phlapjack923
Just tried it with an LED bulb. No problem and no fear of breaking. It’s mental.
Ledzo
Record. For science.
gubbstrut
Make sure to record your 911 emergency call with a lightbulb in your mouth
Hecter94
Putting a lightbulb in your mouth doesn't seem like the brightest idea.
FloridaTurtle
Only if it's plugged in
CziltangBrone
If you do it with the bulb lit, it will be a really hot idea!
Martellus
Putting a lightbulb shaped dick in your mouth must be a bad idea too.
SweetBabyJebuz
You should try it, it really lights up your day
Inkfinger
Get out.
wilima
Yeah, you should turn it on first. Then it's definitely brighter.
fourthreeone
You gotta be pretty dim if you do...
FrostyLady
Certainly not the path to enlightenment.
UncleVinny
But... What else do I do if I want a light snack???
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
MY GOD! HES DONE IT!
CheifyMcDANKk
Tokehmon
samjohns090360
Fuck off
RyanCalibo
toneo
Take your upvote you hooligan
Swedash
I'd recommend a handful of smaller LEDs rather than a whole lightbulb.
Valentijn101
Just get some lightly fried fish filets
yesexceptno
Zadoyinga
All of these upvotes are from all of the rest of us who clicked the original comment to say exactly the same thing :P +1
ceramicpear
coolwaterNJ
Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
PearjuiceATX
SavageTacoSupremeOverlord
Say lightly fried fish filets one more time...
yesexceptno
Df it's 1 am wtf
yesexceptno
Dad*
NotSoAngryGuy
Are you going to grab your jumper cables?
chewbathingy
Lightly fried fish filets
DimmadamnDougDimmadome
Would you like some?
TkMacintosh
ᴸᶦᵍʰᵗᶫʸ ᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ ᶠᶦˢʰ ᶠᶦᶫᶫᵉᵗˢ
R6FlyBy
Lightly fried Fish Filets!!! LMAO
Bsdemigod
Yeeeessssss!
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
IngloriousGasbody
How about some lightly fried fish filets
ComeJoinTheMurder
You fuck
UncleVinny
Why yes, yes I do. Thanks for noticing. ;)
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
You stop that Dad!
UncleVinny
Not dad, just the Uncle. Username checks out...
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Somehow I did not notice your username, sorry uncle!
UncleVinny
It's all good...
tlamstm
I'm disappointed in myself for laughing so hard at this..
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
Fuck you, take my +1
ohitschelly
that one caught me off-guard
enderite
domenick91
Lojay
Classic
Dankdawg69
Wew
DefinitelyHungry
Eating a lightbulb isn't a very bright idea
glaug
I like you
HellFireBeardMan
LED's its sugar free, and good if you are on a light diet
UncleVinny
Thank you. That's very enlightening...
HellFireBeardMan
you are welcome, I am glad I can illuminate you to other possibilities
daddygetsthebigpeiceofchicken
UncleVinny
lupusfulgaris
Try a helium lamp instead!
UncleVinny
That just leaves me feeling gassy...
DuchessGummiBunns
arphaSleepWrecker
cinnalion
You can eat an led or something
PrissySnail
UncleVinny
HexBreadTheKindofGuy
Ohm-an that joke was predictable.
UncleVinny
VolenStoner
This is it. The legendary comments I hear about. That get more upvoted than the post.
UncleVinny
I... I think this time it's... It's going to work...
randomsausages
TheGooseMoose
Die
CitizenClam
GingerLaird
Eat a hologram.
cactuskid1956
Fucking funny reply LOL
Haluco
Dad?
UncleVinny
Didn't you read the username? Lol
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
only things better than dad jokes are uncle jokes
Autocorrekt
You're not too bright, are you?
virus64
MrSmilingDeath
samsoniteson2000
What is this gif from? I simply must know.
virus64
Doctor Who
UncleVinny
Oh, was he on first?
spp631
Have a coffee crisp
chingchong1
I'll hurt you.
UncleVinny
DeckardHocheckee833
Christmas lights are a good start
professorspankem
...get out.
NineByNine
no, stay
ChevronSocks
Can’t. It’s too dark.
TheSlackerKing
i literally never have the urge to try this until i see this gif and im convinced one day it will kill me
shibaruuu
It's weird I have an itch to try it too. Kinda like a cigarette itch.
natabus
This gif should have come right after the "Call of the Void" post.
parkerh17
I know where I could get a bulb right now and it's tempting
nullbr
Well dont hold up too much, glass lamps get harder to find by the minute. You might miss your window...
bbennett10
This Post!!!!
beezeeb
I've never so strongly resonated with a comment.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
I definitely don't. The image alone makes me so uncomfortable I wanna barf :v
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
ItsMeParker
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LoopStricken
https://imgur.com/kPQqABE
Challengingverdict
this is interesting. This comment serves as a dot
TheDreadLordSithis
I find this SOOO funny! More than I should... much more
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
don't do it...
usersubbordercontrol
I can only think of them as horrible. Who here actually would eat that?
Pcakester
joocy
DaedelusMuse
Hello
RayMC
In biology, there is a lot of evidence to back up the idea that evolution is gradually killing off curiosity. B/c it can very well kill you.
temujin9
Which is how humanity reached the top of the food chain: complete and utter lack of curiosity.
NetworkConnectivityProblems
Curiosity killed the cat.
RayMC
Exactly.
eskymojoe
Not the whole saying though
saintxjustice
I almost want to test it to see if it's BS..................