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olds97lss
#3 - and randy was found dead later that day with the largest smile ever recorded on a guinea pig.
SleeperSix
That's fucking 5 cigarettes an hour if she sleeps 8 hours a day. I felt like I was going to die at 2 packs a day before I quit. Holy Fuck.
happynessisawarmpotato
Even Job's diet was an asshole!
Darjanator
One grafittO.
rsauce
Neat
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Rush Limbaugh continues to be a massive cunt
Uggmo
I found it really weird that one of the pictures was off Pam and Jim
azmyth1
I use a reusable single serve pod. You have to clean it out afterwards, but it makes single serve super cheap.
Kellili
By the way, Irwin helped find one diver, but the other was found dead.
JasonThorn
Not even Steve Irwin could save everyone.
Doritosaurus
Randy you dog!
outragius54
Rush Limbaugh sure is an asshole
Pirogo3ther
[citation needed]
ilikebreakfastfoodandprettybrownhairedwomen
I guess we all knew it, but it's confirmed that Rush Limbaugh is a fucking prick.
GratefulUndead
If it's true, he's a dick just for the sake of being a dick, which, obviously is the worse kind of dick.
olds97lss
#12, so only 17% have more than $1000 saved? No wonder the guy that does our taxes treats us like a unicorn.
Dipstick58
I know the feeling but only a couple more months and I shall grow my own horn and become a unicorn.
3dartwork
I question the cigs with Judy Garland. And also, a stereotype will die out if there is no shred of truth behind it...
NuclearWinterIsComing
I just realized that most of these facts are taken from the front page of reddit.
imoppedthefloorwithyou
Watermarks don't exist... there is only reddit now
mthrndr01
Walmart: The shittiest company.
KinkyPizza
Actually i never saw a walmart in germany.. And i lived there for 17 years
well3r
walmart closed all their stores in germany in 2006
ChocolateTeacosy
Better that than let their employees flirt, I suppose.
GreenLanternMD
Now we understand why someone would name a guinea pig Randy.
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
The more you know: Tsetse flies themselves don't kill, they transmit trypanosomiasis 'sleeping sickness' and that shit will fuck you up too
Speldrawng
On the bright side, they're keeping a few million square miles of Africa unspoiled. (Assuming that part of it is true.)
BlackbirdSingin
The whole thing is true. It's not a bright side. It makes large parts of the continent unusable and odds are we'll literally never have 1/2
Dawnstempest
Because what that hellhole needs is people more cramped together. Also, no you hippy bastard those people turn to poaching instead
Dawnstempest
in order to make money.
Speldrawng
Cool, I've never been called a hippy (or hippie) bastard before. Not even back in the 60's, when it might have been slightly applicable.
Dawnstempest
Once a hippy always a hippy. "Oh yay unspoiled nature, so the animals can be shot and everyone can die of disease or predators! Yay!"
BlackbirdSingin
a cure, let alone a vaccine. The medications used to treat it will melt plastic.
Speldrawng
Funny how a flippant and somewhat sarcastic remark can stir up some passion. Sorry if I angered you.
BlackbirdSingin
Oh no, didn't at all. Sorry if it sounded like it did.
Speldrawng
Well, the other guy flipped a biscuit on me, so I may have read you wrong. Sorry again. :-)
flowseeker
Nowhere else is there a larger collection of sensationalism and half-truths than Kickass Facts
Rymdblomma
I find it hard to believe that any 80's band would take a break from doing coke off of hookers for long enough to worry about their safety
HandsomeJack19
"I believe a man can fly, I believe a man can fly, I believe a man can fly, I believe" - Margot Kidder in that psychiatric care facility.
FireflyArc
I don't blame that meuseum at all.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Jesus, no wonder Judy Garland went nuts.
tytycyanide
I swear to god if i hear about this fruit diet dilemma one more time i'm gonna kill all the fruit in the house.
yourbassist
Olluranthel
All of which were blatantly taken from /r/TIL over the last few weeks without giving the people who looked this stuff up the credit.
Hiimconner
"southern whites" Damn... all of us??
lemmonjello
#1 why the fuck would they need a priceless guitar for a movie prop?
L0gos
And the fact is not completely true, the museum lend then another guitar
pumunk
Source: my boyfriend's commentary during the whole bloody movie
imyourhuckleberrry
That movie already had so much dialogue. How did could you stand your boyfriend talking too?
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Quentin Fucking Tarantino, that's why.
positiveexposure
This, this is the reason movie films cost bullshit money. Surely they could cut down by removing their heads from their arses?
SnaggleToothedTiger
because Tarantino is a fucking obsessive compulsive asshole.
sowillo
authenticity .
BigTea
I have no idea. I could see them using a real guitar to over dub the fake guitar maybe. But who thought that'd be a good idea?
pumunk
The reaction of the actress is genuine horror. They used the priceless guitar as Quentin Tarantino wanted the sound to be authentic.
lemmonjello
oh as if anyone could tell the difference between a new and an old acoustic
CandidGamera
Of course not. But have you ever heard audiophiles? You HAVE to have the inaudible frequencies, man! Record scratches improve quality, man!
walterpeck
That was the irony. Back then, it would have been new, so a replica would have sounded identical to a new original.
pumunk
I thought it made the actress better lol
CalvinsDad
Vintage Martins sound incredible. Not to say it having that sound was the most important thing for v the film
FoxySpirit
So does a Stradivari. But when put to the blind test, it's actually simply a great Violin but nothing that would make people jump up.
FoxySpirit
Also, good luck with catching the full actual sound of a guitar, when every microphone adds it's own touch (come on, laser mics).
StoicJ
You didnt hear about this?? They had tons of fake ones for him to smash for the scene and they accidentally gave him the real one
dustySoda
So some poor prop boy probably got strung up for this,.
StoicJ
Yeah they're probably dead now. It was a huge thing for the museum, they were pure cold fury for a while
lemmonjello
still dont understand why he needed the real one at all
StoicJ
He had to play it in the scene. And they wanted the real sound of the real guitar. They were then supposed to swap them for the smash.
inkandcaffeine
What should be done with a priceless guitar?
lemmonjello
smash the fucker apparently
TheGenitalGiant
JJ Leigh learned and performed the song she sang on that guitar to be authentic.
lemmonjello
again who gives a fuck about "authentic" when you could give him any old accoustic
Sfinski
Many do care. Why half-ass anything?
lemmonjello
why break a priceless guitar when you could easily make a replica
StrokeMaster
Was disappointed these were not facts about fucking
turdferguson74
The beautiful town in Austria? Here ya go, all the facts you need! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria
olds97lss
#3 was.
PhoenixQueenAzula
Fucking Randy
RealFakeDoors
25$ seems like a crappy tip when you save someone's life
CandidGamera
What's the appropriate rate then, idiot? 99% of the saved person's income from then on out? I mean they wouldn't have it if they had died!
snackarydaquiri
$25 not 25$
HerbertQuain
Why is that, by the way?
captainclutch
FF here: We've actually had people try to tip us on calls before...
Nightelfbane
You're going to have to explain that entire comment to me.
skye1013
FF = Firefighter (I'm guessing)
LesbianTrappedInManBody
Are you supposed to go broke because someone learned cpr?
BatmanAndCradleRobin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A6_9Jk2djY
whosaidjehovah
TIL my dad is on imgur
flikrdoodles
Nice username, Chris-chan
LesbianTrappedInManBody
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DasOgre
As a nurse, I wouldn't take any money from anyone for doing CPR. We should help for compassion, not reward.
Kittynomnoms
He also delivered a pizza!
StatelyRavenOfTheSaintlyDaysOfYore
Maybe it was all they had. Don't make judgements on only half a story.
BrainTumor74
Loss the attitude, kid.
LiquidMilk
Critical thinking, you're doing it wrong
Sfinski
Learn the manners, old fella.
avegancannibal
Lose your points, grandpa.
CanadianRedneck
It is NEVER a customer's job to subsidize salary. Tipping is ridiculous!
HousePest
Except when it is, as it is in the US.
HousePest
currently is* dislike the fact all you want, but it is a fact. Servers even get taxed for the 15% tip regardless of whether or not its
HousePest
given, because it is an expected part of their salary. So, when you don't tip, they are actually paying you to eat there.
HousePest
Further, the price of service is included in the meal price in other countries. It is not in the US. This is why eating out is typically