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Ashbashrasher
Does he have green pubes??
pashuu
According to Arkham Knight the Jokers worst fear is to be forgotten after he dies
GarikEast
Joker fact - outlasting the initial shock value the DC had to make him progressively more hardcore, with ultimately cringeworthy results.
Endlogic
If Batman wasn't such an idiot, the Joker would've died ages ago.
peppermintpixie
Batman is never trying to kill the Joker. He should, admittedly, but he wants him to be treated. There are timelines where Joker dies though
doublerdiner
AHEM *pushes glasses up nose* Bill Finger created Batman. Bob Kane can eat a dick.
AbhorrentCasserole
Thaaaank you.
here2laugh
Hungrypiemonger
huba huba huba who do you love? me or the bat-man?
killajones
HonorableJudgeFudge
I know he's a fictional character but it adds more depth and interest to characters like him even if they're "made up"
MrCopyPasta
Witzelsucht sounds german and would roughly translate to joke addiction
coitophobic
The man who laughs is originally a novel written by Victor Hugo
knockout350
I like this and want more but citation will probably be required
TheOfficialFirstGentlemanOfCatPresident
Honestly if the certain comic or series or cartoon was cites it'd be much more believable
Salvantas
You could say anything about the comics and there's probably some spinoff universe where it's true.
PinkyandtheBane
Another Fun Fact about the Joker. He is pretty much the only good part of the game Batman: Arkham Knight. (IMO)
BatLadyRielle
idk, there are a lot of little hidden references and easter eggs that I enjoyed finding, and the batgirl dlc was very good. f the races tho
TheReaper95
I only partially disagree. I still enjoyed Arkham Knight but The Joker was indeed a massive part of it.
PreciousPotato
Philosophical question: if you find your worst fears and nightmares funny, can they be even called your worst fears?
hypnokrote
#7 is dumb. Oh, he's a murdering psychopath but takes a stand against Nazism cause it's wrong and un-American? Cringe
Ryannihilation
Is no one questioning 'Super Sanity?' What the fuck is that?
dragonraven13
It's how a writer, working on his English BA, tries to establish his own canon by creating a bad fictional psychosis.
DukeDarkwood
http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/12/16/episode-1072-super-sane/ Quote from 1066 gives it context (er, sort of): "One might think waging a
DukeDarkwood
four-way double-elimination duel to the death with yourself could drive you insane. But really? It makes you /super sane/."
ChrisEveritt
Quite simply; the opposite of Insane. being in a 'normal' state of mind is basically the mid point, super sanity is ultimate 1/2
TygrF
Imagine Charles Manson on the drug from Limitless.
newsguycraigevans
One of the dumbest fucking ideas to ever be forced onto a comic character. And that's really saying something.
mtshastabation
Erm, it's clearly a condition diagnosed to characters in a fictional universe wherein...y'know, It doesn't even matter. Nevermind.
GoofedAllOverYourFace
It's a shitty attempt at edgy writing from an otherwise decent writer, it's meant to explain both "Dude's crazy" and "Dude can match Batman"
ChrisEveritt
..Awareness of everything and anyone around you, being 5 steps ahead, being so aware of things that a 'normal' person can't comprehend.
TygrF
So like the drug from 'Limitless' being taken by a psychopath/sociopath.
ChrisEveritt
I mean, any arguments that his appearance and actions seem like that of an insane man, could be him just planning something intricately.
ChrisEveritt
I guess you could say that.
TheSkeletonWar
#5 That's so Raven.
weresmurf
The Joker does not have Rictus Grin, where on earth did you get that horse shit.
wadenelson1
Donald Trump's MD...
Islander255
9/11 = .8181818181 = HAHAHAHAHA
AjayThiagarajan
Woah Woah Woah
JustAFellaThatLikesDogs
joker did 9/11
AndritosRetardos
Holy feck!
fiddlewheelx
Illuminati!?!?!?!
jonbenwaa
confirmed
CatBlaster5000
https://m.popkey.co/2fdc61/9GA9g.gif
elchicotemidodelvecindarioatacadenuevo
holy shit
Khrome
mind blown
NobodyEpic020
Omfg yes xD
ProteinFarts
Wholey facking shet
CrimsonGhost107
Found the Scot.
AnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
I am not a smart man. When it said cell # I thought it was his cell phone. I thought "why does he get a phone?"
LavaAxe
You and me both Buddy, you and me both.
Yacobs21
Joker did 9/11
oogadyboogady
Nah, he didn't take credit
Khrome
Smilex can't melt steel beams
Lezbedevious
I get this reference
NubbyMcNubNab
5/7 = .7142857142 = GADBHEGADB
CatBlaster5000
A warning.
SwagicalYololord
All has become clear
IThoughtIWouldNeverChangeMyUserNameUntilNow
Sounds like a djent guitar tuning
TheWooba
H is my favorite note
Sealy300
B flat for those non-germans.
IThoughtIWouldNeverChangeMyUserNameUntilNow
*B natural
Countercheck
Pretty much none of these are correct. Even the Morrison factoid is misleading.
tothe9ines
The part from BB:RoTJ sometimes taken out was how the Joker died. One version had Tim shooting him, another had him getting electrified.
gambanteinn
That's not funny...
CamelSpotter
That's it. Buying the blu ray off of Amazon.
Kulgur
It was the shooting that got swapped out generally on TV for the electrocution. Minors toting guns are generally frowned upon.
Maetira
Batman Batman, Return of the Jedi?
1AMTHEBATMAN
Maybe I am just tired, but I laughed really hard at this.
AnythingMuchShorter
I'd watch that
ImTheJokerDealWithIt
I heard you were spreading some facts and lies about me
IGarfunkledYourMother
I stopped reading after #1, because it's bullshit. The Joker frowns all the time. In the movies, in the shows, in the comics. All the time.
MionTakeba
It was stating there is a term for the perpetual grin on his face not that its something he can't change.
IGarfunkledYourMother
It says his nerves are paralyzed and that his face is stuck in a perpetual grin...
TheVampireDante
Maybe it's his equivalent to "resting bitch face" he has to make an effort to show a frown or flat expression, but the grin is standard.
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
well to be fair, MOST of these are based off different iterations. Happens with reboot after reboot and different writers every 12 comics
Pervocracy
Also, facial nerve paralysis doesn't do that. This is why stroke victims don't look like the Joker.
Sanguiluna
#1 is only true in the 1989 movie, as the surgeon tried explaining to Joker after he saw his face in the mirror and snapped.
CardboardPizzas
I think I have Witzelsucht.
ThatNameAgainIs
Schnitzel-sucked you mean lolololol
shadowbanmeagain
#4 Some people call him the space cowboy Some call him the gangster of love Some people call him Maurice
tartanbawbag
Maurice!
wadenelson1
Because he speaks, of the pompetus? of love
NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
I guess I have Joker disease
TkMacintosh
...I love my puns too much to deny this as well D:
SlackerTactical
i have a mental disorder too. it witzel-sucks
chinabluebyou
And here I was thinking Mr srdonicus was the inspiration for the joker.
Thedogmatrix
Grant Morrison is the DC equivalent of midichloreans
LuckyWristbands
Yeah had Alan Moore said it I'd be like "oh shit waddup"
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
To be fair that line was in Arkham A Serious House on Seriois Earth. Which is one of the few Morrison books I really liked. But yeah 1
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
*Serious Earth, damn fingers typing things wrong. How dare they?
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
2 that explanation was weird and unnecessary.
12SecondSpidey
To be fair, it wasn't exactly confirmed. It was just a theory one of the psychologists had
gunshowzero
I like his stuff... Let people enjoy things...
TheOneWhoCats
He has to positively post for you to enjoy it still?
QueenCousland
No. Enjoying things is a plague that must be stopped.
AdamofAnorLondo
The reason joker sits above the other villains is that while every villain obsesses about batman joker is the only one to receive it in turn
FourthCause
Kromerag
Thst scene is in the animated series final season
TheLastImgurian
I remember that scene. Very creepy and sad.
SouthAlexander
It's badly worded. Originally taken out but put back in before release.
Astroraptorskully
yeah there's still a version out there with it, the animated horror on robins face as he fights his brainwashing is heartwrenching.
alceriniel
I saw this movie as an adult and it still fucked with me. At least Harley had a good ending- the two clown girls are her grandkids :3
ColdBloodedSniper
Ummm... I've seen the movie where robin gets turned into a joker.
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MrDrMuffinPants
Thats a fairly old movie, i dont think the spoilers matter all that much.
HypnoJack
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time in that one movie way back.
bigmfmike
Originally taken out.
RheaButt
No, it wasn't, other events in that scene were altered, but in both the regular and uncut versions the plan is the same
bigmfmike
Originally meaning at first initially. Meaning it made it into the final product.
ItsALF
And it was shown in the film too, being a major part of the plot.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
You guys do understand what "ORIGINALLY taken out" means, right?
BadamWarlock
Also probably one of the best scenes to come from the DCAU which is amazing because the DCAU was pretty close to perfect. Extremely powerful
dumbsonny
The only part they took out was mini joker (Tim Drake) shooting and killing The Joker. They instead replaced it with a much less violent (1)
dumbsonny
death of The Joker electrocuting himself by accident (2)
GoofedAllOverYourFace
Wait I thought the replacement still has Tim do the electrocution?
dumbsonny
Tim pushed Joker at a glass pod with liquid and a machine with loose wires. Joker accidentally pulls a lever trying to get up and fries.
dairios
That's not the one I saw. I saw him shoot Joker with his own gun with the little Bang! flag. "That's not funny... That's not funny at all."
dumbsonny
https://youtu.be/QjLJ9UAyiUg?t=152 if it doesn't automatically go there it happens around 2:30
dairios
Guess I watched the uncensored version then. Cause I don't remember that at all!
itsybitsyspider
You're not alone. I saw that part too and it was on YouTube not too long ago.
dairios
Don't think it was Harley that did it though. She just nabbed him. She says in the movie when her and Batgirl were fighting that Joker 1/2
dairios
roughed him up a little now and then, but was just doing it to make him love him, or something along those lines.
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Is this really "very creepy" and "so crazy"
FourthCause
If you think child torture is creepy and crazy then yes. If not or don't think it's as bad cuz it's a cartoon then no
HalloIamherenow
It said that movie never hit the theatres, did it go straight to DVD?
TheCrankyCow
it was for TV
Happynightmare1
Yes it did and it's still great
Dahamburgler
Yes. I think it's what has made the DC animated movies so good. No need to make it a critical hit, just make a good movie for the fans.
BlackBirchOwl
It did. And it's a great movie. Watch both versions and you'll see some differences.
PankDaddy
I've only ever seen the one where Tim becomes a mini Joker. I had no idea another version existed.
gummibearslayer
The censored version is so much better. A little more depth to it and just a tad more brutal.
Troniac
➊ There was an edited version release soon after the Columbine shooting before an uncensored version, with alternate dialogue, more
Troniac
âž‹ violence, and an alternate Joker death scene were released in the uncensored version.
CorndogComics
...Vhs
HustonVogle
XD these kids on the internet don't know VHS.
HalloIamherenow
Oh yeah I remember those, haven't used one since I was like 10 though.
Niborino
Think I even saw it on TV on the BTAS
Niborino
Or maybe it was Batman Beyond...
Pegussu
She didn't really succeed because, when it came down to it, he chose Batman over the Joker.
GoofedAllOverYourFace
True but it also broke him and turned him into the middle aged, dead in all but body man that we see in Beyond
Pegussu
I wouldn't say he was dead inside. He had a good job, a wife, and two kids. Just b/c he wasn't a superhero didn't mean he had a bad life.
FourthCause
If be dead inside too if I had kids that weren't fucking awesome like me as a kid and thought I was just some dad
GoofedAllOverYourFace
Huh, everytime I watch it Tim's face just looks so sad
Pegussu
Well, the news recently announced that the man who tortured and brainwashed him as a kid is back lol
TSwit
Some of these are wrong.
LloydMadel
How can you ever make facts that aren't along the lines of "Jokers hair is green" because of how many variations of jokers there are...?
SarcasticComment
#2 is over-analyzing a movie. Nothing like finding "true meaning" in something that was likely unintentional.
wadenelson1
"I've got real people seeking fake Internet points for comments about my character's canon. My work here is complete". Joker
ThisNameWasAvailable
Some of us are wrong.
aleister94
Your FACE is wrong
TSwit
Scrotumpunch
I laughed.
icyvaynes
Depends on what version of the Joker you are speaking of for some of the them.
nonstopfox
Yeah I know there's a bunch of different canon based on source and even then nothing really clarifies jokers full character and background
Idownvoteifunnyand9gagrepoststoimgur
And even recently it's been revealed that there's "three" Jokers
AnOceanOfStars
#7 is at least ridiculous, just like supercriminals who kill thousands who mourned 9/11.
MlCHAEL
It all depends on the writer, there have been other occasions where the joker clearly works with nazis.
mozzaru
And others are just obvious
SonOfTheShire
And the rest are stupid.
TheJokerHasGreenPubes
Which?
thedarklord187
Who the hell is raven ? / scarecrow tried to use his fear toxin on joker , joker laughed and proceeded to beat him with his chair.
DavidB10001
Raven, powerful psychic/magic user, who's father is a demonic entity called Trigon who is in the top 20 most powerful DC characters. :) 1/2
DavidB10001
2/2 He is vastly more powerful than Darkseid, something hinted at when Darkseid even sensed the power in Raven during Our Worlds at War.
NubbyMcNubNab
The part with the green pubes
ThisIsMyAlibi23
The gun Harvey is holding would still fire, regardless of the joker's finger placement. Source- I owned one of those guns, did dumb things.
ajaxsthestrange
The hammer on a gun is specifically designed to be able to be let down by the user to not discharge the
MlCHAEL
I see this one all the time, its literally just this frame that it appears this way. It can clearly be shot in the other frames .
ajaxsthestrange
gun or else once the hammer is back there would be no way to safely uncock the gun no matter then model
Twist1000
The Joker has a real name in the serie Gotham
Crowfood
We don't know which Gotham character is the Joker. Probably isn't the redhead kid, he just inspires the real Joker.
Twist1000
What if they reanimate him?
DrEgg
*spoiler*
DrEgg
The Joker-esque character dies, so unlikely to be him. But his laughter infects others through the TV. There is no canonical origin story
Twist1000
With all the reviving they do now. I'm not sure if he won't get back...
DylanMorrison
why do people say "serie"? who started that? it's wrong.
noodlestino
for instance, us Dutch. series translates to serie in Dutch, might as well for other languages
Twist1000
Oh my bad, I'm indeed Dutch
userJanM
in German it's "Serie" too
BCEQT
Also, chlorine/bleach does not turn your hair green, so that theory isn't right at least partly.
Hyero
Maybe not permanently, but I've got more than enough personal experience swimming in pools to tell you it does. Those weren't the cause tho.
BCEQT
Nope! That's copper algaecide, as copper turns green as it oxidizes
ProfessorTenebrae
Go read 'The Killing Joke'. It explains Jokers origins. He falls into a chemical vat and his skin is bleached white.
necrosin
Chlorine is known for tinting blonde hair green with frequent swimming... Wouldn't be green like the Joker but its somewhat plausible
BCEQT
Nope! That's copper algaecide
necrosin
TIL
Yokuho
The movie return of the joker actually has the scene where robin becomes the mini joker, it's a major plot point in fact.
NachoPete
According to IMDB:
AlwaysSiloeTen
Yup, Harley tells him to fetch the bazooka for mommy.
fettuccine
yesss. I remember this
Mokturtle
OP said it was "originally taken out" meaning at some point it was put back in...
MinisterKai
Then it had to have been VERY early in production, since it's pretty much the basis for the entire movie.
bigmfmike
I had to re read. It says it was originally removed.
FindusSomKatten
the thing actually removed was an ellectrocusion scene or something in the beggining iirc
GuyNamedSean
Which is bullshit considering Robin IS the Joker now in that film and it's kinda the main plot point of the whole film.
gambanteinn
Right. It was ORIGINALLY removed, and then put back in.
CamelSpotter
Yeah, there was no way that part was ever cut. It was far too integral to the story. It was even the reason for Robin's retirement.
JetSetGo
A lot of these are only true for one version. For example, usually Joker's face isn't paralyzed. He's been known to frown in most versions.
squadoodle
Rictus grin isn't caused by facial paralyzation, but muscle spasms. A paralyzed face would simply droop.
thefreckleddentist
Also scientifically incorrect because if the facial nerve is paralyzed your face will droop, not smile. Look up Bell's Palsy
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
I uh wouldn't hold much up on scientific accuracy when looking at what comic writers say.
rainevasquez
He frowns quite often when, for instance, batman disappoints him. Occasionally when his plans go askew
aromaticfable
Or when he does something even he's gotta admit was pretty fucked up. (Killing Sarah Essen)
JetSetGo
Perhaps you're thinking of Smiley, the wannabe Joker from We Are Robin?
TheOutrager
animated series, dark knight trilogy, some other I dont know the name if
JetSetGo
http://rs676.pbsrc.com/albums/vv123/kogeteru/670992-youmakejokersad_super.png~c200 Nope.
JetSetGo
TheJokerHasGreenPubes
Even nicholsons joker had the perpetual smile.
weresmurf
Nicholsons Joker was scarred, the plastic surgeon fixed his face, it wasn't Rictus Grin at all.
behrditz
i think nicholsons joker is the ONLY one that has that.
CamelSpotter
That's because Jack Nicholson was wearing prosthetics on his face. As an actor, he literally couldn't do anything other than smile.
JetSetGo
More or less, but Nicholson's Joker is pretty far removed from most versions. He killed the Waynes and wasn't all that different post-acid.
MinorClarification
Basically only nicholsons's joker had a perpetual smile.
Tyrannotron
This is him in the Killing Joke comic
BlackElkSpeaks
Loved the movie ^
goldenspider666
Well there are three jokers...
AreThoseMyPants
https://youtu.be/If2">?t=16s">https://youtu.be/If2RbK9vUhU?t=16s + https://youtu.be/QEHW-9x9QMI
goldenspider666
Already seen those. I'm a big game theory/ movie theory fan