When I worked in the woodshop all day and I gotta get the sawdust off.

Jun 10, 2019 9:26 PM

Shroomslapz

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MRW I worked in the woodshop all day and I gotta get the sawdust off

George Carlin really went downhill in his later years.

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After that patients house you saw bugs in (home care nurse).

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When I eat a nature valley bar

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When I spent too long on the toilet and my legs fell asleep.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

When there's no towels in the dispenser

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tuned the sound on while in the bathroom... wife thought I was jerking it.... rhythmically... apparently.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Go spongebob!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Uh huh, go Patrick.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds coming from locked dorm rooms immediately following no fap November.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

v

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly how long did you watch before you realized it was looped lmao

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When you've just demolished a pack of sausage rolls

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When I ask my patient who is covered in poo to hold still

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MRW someone asks "do you play an instrument?"

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When you know there's a mosquito in the room

7 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 1

Why did you have to say that man now I'm itchy and keep feeling shit land on me

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

stop hitting your self, STOP HITTING YOUR SELF, STOP HITTING YOUR SELF

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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When I get done eating Cheetos.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hambone

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Panic! At the bonfire.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I walk through a spiderweb I didn’t see.

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

When I start to OD from Heroin

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Tourette’s Tour 2019

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haaaaaammmmm boooooning

7 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

First thing I thought of.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hamboning will save your life one day!

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hambone!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Me wiping cat hair off my lap

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When you have an odd talent and share with people on stage

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Picnic with Fire Ants

7 years ago | Likes 306 Dislikes 3

... Is my panic at the disco cover band

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a really funny comment, thanks.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When the dryer doesn't work in a public bathroom

7 years ago | Likes 735 Dislikes 2

I laughed way too hard at this

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When you're leaving a murder scene. What? What!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fantastic.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Even when it works. You still wipe your hands on your pants haha

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Erm.... dont use those they blow shit air on your hands

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone is going to repost this and use your comment as the title. They’ll probably make the front page.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so always?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me checking for my wallet, phone and chew after I leave the house.

7 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 7

Ew

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

Ch-ewwwww

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What about your keys?

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I guess small town syndrome means they stay in the vehicles

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who needs keys when you got.... chew.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I look a lot like this making sure I got all my crap back in my pockets after going through TSA while walking to the train.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TSA makes you empty you pockets for a train? Where?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DIA has a small train that takes you from the terminal/security to the concourses. Instead of getting my crap together standing still, my...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...dumb ass does it on the run. And then stands still waiting for the train.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhh ok

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